“Oh recycling is useless, Lis. Once the Sun burns out, this planet is doomed! You’re just making sure we spend our last days using inferior products.” – Bart Simpson… more →
Dead Homer Societywrote 4 months ago: “Oh recycling is useless, Lis. Once the Sun burns out, this planet is doomed! You’re jus … more →
wrote 7 months ago: “Well, I’m going to take advantage of this rare opportunity, even if you children aren’t interested. … more →
wrote 11 months ago: “Let’s have a look at my stock portfolio, hmm? . . . Confederated Slave Holdings, how’s that doing?” … more →
wrote 1 year ago: “Hey, aren’t you that guy everybody hates?” – Barney “Oh my, no. I’m Monty Burns.” – C.M. Burn … more →
wrote 1 year ago: “And now, the thrilling conclusion of Colonel Dracula Joins the Navy.” – TV Announcer … more →
wrote 2 years ago: “If I did agree to help you, you could only earn money by doing good, socially responsible things. … more →
wrote 2 years ago: “Sorry kids, the trip to Albany is off, and there is to be no more recycling.” – Principal Skinner “ … more →
wrote 2 years ago: “I ventured in to search for milk when the door snapped shut behind me.” – C.M. Burns “Yeah, those d … more →
wrote 2 years ago: Couch Gag of the DAy … more →
wrote 3 years ago: “Mr. Burns, if you want people to do a good job you can’t bully them. You have to show … more →
wrote 4 years ago: “Oh, so Mother Nature needs a favor? Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was … more →