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Saturday – hooray!

After Midi dropped such a sweary clanger last night, I calmly explained to her that anyone hearing her use bad language wouldn’t want her playing with their children. 2,615 more words

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From The Mouths of Little Thugs

25 July

Yet another late start for the minxes – I had to haul them all out of bed by 0930hrs. Yes, I’m mad. Yes, it made them grumpy. 580 more words

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How To Train Your Minx

It’s amazing what you can get little kids to do with the right bribes.
(No, that really doesn’t read right at all, but I’m not going to re-edit it again and again!) 974 more words

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Post-Holiday Blues

It’s our first proper day of the school holidays here – the previous 7 days don’t count because we were all in Orkney again, having a fantastic time. 819 more words

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It really is in the eye of the beholder

If we’re friends or family {anyone who has known me for a while} knows that when I am not feeling the best I turn pale. Very pale. 239 more words

Is Katy Perry a Caterpillar?

“Mummy”, Tippi said on the way to preschool this morning, “Is Katy Perry a caterpillar?”

“No, she’s a person who sings, why do you think she’s a caterpillar?” 30 more words


Shortbread and Dresses

The kids are on fine comedy form at the moment.


The other day I picked up Mini Minx from nursery. She came barreling out waving 2 round pieces of paper. 741 more words