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Why did his bottom fall out?

There’s no delicate way to tell this story, but here goes.

This is Gus.

Gus is just lovely. He’s my 4-legged love in Melbourne and adored family¬†member¬†of the friends we are staying with. 71 more words

Leah on Being a Breadwinner

Leah: Mommy, I really miss Max and Ruby. Don’t you miss having cable?

Me: Sometimes. But it saves us a lot of money to not have it, and we still have Netflix to watch tv. 78 more words


My Kid Gave me Goosebumps Today

…And made the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

Miss Four and I went to the medical centre to get her vaccinations done, she was being surprisingly calm about it, actually she felt quite grown up. 675 more words


Should I Be Concerned?

Leah informed me today that the voices in her head were arguing with one another. I figured it was something she heard on tv. Later, however, she randomly started laughing. 21 more words


Leah on Love?

Today I had to run into the fabric store for supplies to make Christopher some new swaddle blankets, as he has already outgrown his. I left the kids and Dave in the car, as I was just running in quickly. 68 more words


Today I Spent My Birthday...

March 20

Today I Spent My Birthday… having a strange man guddling in my lady-bits. More on that later.

I’ve been awake most of my birthday. 1,732 more words

The Things Kids Say

Settling In

March 11

This morning the minxes had their biannual dental check. Back in September, I remember that the lovely new dentist had seemed quite intimidated by the Family Trout descending noisily on him at 0845hrs. 1,040 more words