“I’m really, really, really sorry.” – Edward the Penitent “I’m afraid ’sorry’ doesn’t cut it with this pope.” – Pope Note: Today… more →
Tethered SwimmingZeno Amerikanos wrote 4 months ago: “I’m really, really, really sorry.” – Edward the Penitent “I’m a … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 4 months ago: “I like it better when they’re making fun of people who aren’t me.” – … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 8 months ago: “Dear Advertisers, I am disgusted with the way old people depicted on television. We are not … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 9 months ago: “I can’t believe it; we won another contest.” – Marge Simpson “The Sim … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 10 months ago: “What about being an illiterate TV clown who’s still more respected than all the scienti … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 1 year ago: “We interrupt this public affairs program to bring you a football game.” – Municip … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 1 year ago: “People of Earth, this is Bartron, commander of the Martian invasion force. Your planet is in … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 1 year ago: “Well sir, we’re two hours and forty-five minutes into the pre-game show, and we’v … more →
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 1 year ago: “Itchy and Scratchy seem to have lost their edge.” – Lisa Simpson In the beginning … more →