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The World of Children - No.11. The evolution of play-fighting
We are cordially informed that our child wants to punch his father’s booby and take it away and put it on the wall. Just what is a parent to say. Last week he got his dad in a headlock; the resu… more →
Bulge Head
The World of Children - No.11. The evolution of play-fighting
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: We are cordially informed that our child wants to punch his father’s booby and take it away an … more →
The World of Children - No.10. My son, the leading manufacturer of snot in the UK
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: I have been stuck inside the flat for a week…a week and 1 day. My only respite is sticking my … more →
The World of Children - No.9. How not to carry a baby
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: My toddler started the morning by flicking his head. When I asked what was wrong he said, “It … more →
The World of Children - No.8. My ass is a Lethal Weapon (and toilet training is pants)
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: Who the hell invented thongs? Who wants to walk around with a piece of material stuck in their arsec … more →
The World of Children - No.7. Boy attempts to buy friend at 99p store
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: I’m addicted to the 99p Store. Yeah, I said it. I don’t have time for retail snobbery. I … more →
The World of Children - No.6. Crotching for beginners
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bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: My toddler son has stepped things up a level. He appears to have fallen in love with the wrong girl. … more →
The World of Children - No.5. Mummy's Boom Boom with men in pants
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: What is literature doing to me? I’m really into comics at the moment… ahem graphic novel … more →
The World of Children - No.4. My Son, the compulsive liar
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: Capable of the most elaborate puppy dogs tales. Every day when his dad comes home he says he has had … more →
The World of Children - No.3. What's up with that Makka Pakka?
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: He’s got obsessive compulsive disorder, always toddling around with his Og-Pog, soap and spong … more →
The World of Children - No.2. Boy forces penguins to eat chicken goujons
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: He only eats Rice Crispies for breakfast at the moment and practically gags if I put anything red ne … more →
The World of Children - No.1. Boy discovers nose
bulgehead wrote 1 year ago: He’s really into picking his nose at the moment. Like a seasoned archaeologist he spends sever … more →
