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I am about to blow your mind!1 comment

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: But something ESPN’s touched has gone to shit! Can you believe it? Anyway, as the post before … more →

Tags: Analysisesims!, Douchebaggery, DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Funny! Not Funny!, Nerd Alert., Scadenfreude!, That One Guy, The Moustache of Evil

ESPN's Draft Coverage is Awful

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: Really. They’ve spoiled about half the draft choices. Keyshawn Johnson has about as much exper … more →

Tags: Douchebaggery, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!

I DRINK YOUR MOCK DRAFT!

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: I’m hip! Anyway. Mock drafts? They are kind of a joke. Even the self-avowed draft experts will … more →

Tags: Analysisesims!, Boring Homerism, Disneyholerics, DOOOOOOOD..., Douchebaggery, DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Funny! Not Funny!, I'm Not Ready For The Football!

There is a tendency of bloggers to piggyback onto things that its easy to hate.

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: People that hate them? Sure. Things that now suck? All right. Rockin’ bewbs? Check. Anyway … more →

Tags: Douchebaggery, *Sanjaya Wipe*, The Moustache of Evil, Funny! Not Funny!, Pretty Girls Doin' Stuff, DOOOOOOOD..., DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNH!, Analysisesims!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!

The Trickiness of Underrated.

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: It is not easy to define what makes a player underrated. The good player may be on a team made of st … more →

Tags: *Sanjaya Wipe*, Analysisesims!, BAYSBALL!, Boring Homerism, Bork Bork Bork, Bow Chicka Wa Wa, Braun Town!, Gallardo, HEY GUYS THIS IS JI

Here's a Story of Bob Odenkirk.2 comments

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: In 2004, he was the Miller Beer candidate running for the president of beers. It was a well-received … more →

Tags: Analysisesims!, Nerd Alert., Ram LaGload!, That One Guy, Comedy, The BODE!, the worldwide leader is gonna give me lots of money and

Hey! Guess what's not going to suck this year!?

Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago:  SPORTS! … more →

Tags: *Sanjaya Wipe*, Analysisesims!, BAYSBALL!, The Blogger gets an ego!, You Like-A The Juice, You sold out!, Sports

Behold! Classy Women doing Stuff!15 comments

Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: Do you know who this is? If you do, you’re probably a huge sports fan.  For those who aren … more →

Tags: *Sanjaya Wipe*, Analysisesims!, Bow Chicka Wa Wa, Conspiracy Theories, Cutting and pasting is hard., DOOOOOOOD..., EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Funny! Not Funny!, GAAAAAA-AAAAAY!!!

ESPN needs a purge.1 comment

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: I think I figured out why our blog did not have the same sort of self-styled malaise in July that fo … more →

Tags: Analysisesims!, Douchebaggery, Funny! Not Funny!, George Michael Hype Machine, taint, WHAAAP?, Chris "Len is the better" Berman

How to make enemies and irriate friends.

Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: Recently, Domino’s pizza has combined forces with ESPN to create ESPN Shorts! Read all about i … more →

Tags: You sold out!, GAAAAAA-AAAAAY!!!, *Sanjaya Wipe*, Youtubers, George Michael Hype Machine, Funny! Not Funny!, Cutting and pasting is hard., DOOOOOOOD..., EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!

The Bill Simmons Backlash.

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: In the Early-2000’s, ESPN’s Page 2 was the single greatest place for writing ever. Hunte … more →

Tags: Bloggers who are better than me and I hate them for it., Analysisesims!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, It's not going to happen soon, I insult people more poular than me, I'm not going to knock them off (I'm not funny)

I can save Who's Now?

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: Really. Since you’re being all obstinant and acting like you’re interested in last years … more →

Tags: Pretty Girls Doin' Stuff, Nerd Alert., Analysisesims!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Alabama Puppy Fart, Wrigley Field is a Paean for Mr. Patterson

I hate you people.1 comment

Andrew wrote 1 year ago: Sure, I could go and ape a Bill Hickisan rant about how you all are nothing more than a mere virus w … more →

Tags: Analysisesims!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, tongue kind of in cheek, Kige Ramsey for who's now?, malaise

The ghost of Lloyd Carr continues to haunt Michigan. 2 comments

Elvi Patterson! wrote 1 year ago: All the mainstream media outlets are thinking that Les Miles will leave LSU and go for the head coac … more →

Tags: *Sanjaya Wipe*, Analysisesims!, Conspiracy Theories, Cutting and pasting is hard., DOOOOOOOD..., Douchebaggery, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, George Michael Hype Machine, I'm Not Ready For The Football!

Dennis Miller can bring down ESPN!

Elvi Patterson! wrote 2 years ago: I actually watched Dennis Miller’s Sports Unfiltered I can’t believe I’m going to … more →

Tags: Bitter Beer Face, You sold out!, The Blogger gets an ego!, *Sanjaya Wipe*, Funny! Not Funny!, DOOOOOOOD..., Analysisesims!, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Places

THE GRAND NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS READER CHALLENGE QUIZ BOWL I4 comments

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: We at the Grand National Championships have suddenly realized we have readers. Sometimes these … more →

Tags: NBA lost my smile, We don't need no stinkin' Mustaches!, *Sanjaya Wipe*, The Moustache of Evil, Bork Bork Bork, EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!, Elvi Patterson wussed out, Reader Challenge, GOBIAS INDUSTRIES INTO THE SUN WITH YOU!

You may not know this.

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: But we here are huge fans of Robert Goulet. HUGE. How huge? As a context, we were in no way shape, f … more →

Tags: *Sanjaya Wipe*, Analysisesims!, Notes and Errata, Plugs

Sports in Brief.

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: Rutgers 30, South Florida 27. Ray Rice is Chamillionaire featuring Slick Rick compared to Walter Wal … more →

Tags: Agent Zero, hello, Douchebaggery, The Big Lead, taint, Hello [Insert City Here]!, You sold out!, Mainstream Media is Easily Bullshitted, Bullshit

Donovan McNabb is Right.2 comments

Andrew wrote 2 years ago: Really. The Black Quarterback has to work a lot harder to be put on the same pedestal with a Carson … more →

Tags: taint, That One Guy, Mainstream Media is Easily Bullshitted, Upside Dowinside, Massholerics, Morality, BAYSBALL!, *Sanjaya Wipe*, The Hunt for 100 Grand!


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