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On marriage (high school edition).

“When I get married, I’m going to be so excited to fart on my wife.”

Yeah, I could give you context, but it wouldn’t make it any better. Promise.

Life

A funny compilation of dogs that just hate having a bath. Although, some do help themselves.

FUN STUFF

On nostalgia.

“I’m going to miss this school.”
“Really?”
“Yeah…our losing football streak…and my favorite teacher…”
“Oh, good.”
“One of them was nice.”

School

On painting and second chances.

<My yearbook students were helping me with a little classroom update.>
“Why are you painting that part?”
“The ratched wood needs to be pretty too. People can change. 10 more words

Life

The day when all men start doing good for themselves will be the day this society will turn into gold!

Life :-)

In politics, everyone regards themselves as a moderate, because they know some other sumbitch who's twice as crazy as they are. -

In politics, everyone regards themselves as a moderate, because they know some other sumbitch who’s twice as crazy as they are.

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Timothy B. Tyson, 8 more words