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Casting Call
I’m not sure how many of you are aware but TWTG is single again and on the prowl. I had been using a lovely little internet dating site called OKCupid. Now, I’m a big girl, and I can handle some bulls… more →
The White Trash Gourmet
Casting Call
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wrote 7 months ago: I’m not sure how many of you are aware but TWTG is single again and on the prowl. I had been using a … more →
TWTG Rides Again
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wrote 8 months ago: I’m sheepishly, squeamishly, certainly sharing I’ve had just about enough of your caring My subjects … more →
#randytravispenis
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wrote 9 months ago: In trying to come up with Something To Talk About today, I got into a conversation with the boyfrien … more →
Red Alert
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wrote 9 months ago: Oh, well isn’t that fucking fascinating? I’m talking about my period today, men, so eith … more →
The Grind
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wrote 9 months ago: Hard(ly) at work. I don’t write much about my job. Half the reason is decorous—it would be in … more →
(Swag 2: Electric Boogaloo) Of The Week
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wrote 9 months ago: World’s Best Boss Guess what I’m doing with my own horn? Tooting it. Shamelessly. I mean … more →
Gymnauseum
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wrote 9 months ago: Look at him, stalking all stalkingly. It wouldn’t matter if I were sitting in the leprosy sect … more →
Knee How
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wrote 9 months ago: The future is here. When it’s time to beat my kids (spank-thirty I’ve named it), I … more →
Michael Helps
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wrote 9 months ago: Almost eclipses the fun bags. Almost. In terms of luring new donkeys to my farm, speculating about t … more →
(Swag) Of The Week
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wrote 9 months ago: The White Trash Gourmet is officially a thing. A few weeks ago, my store sold its first apron, and t … more →
Famous Again
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wrote 9 months ago: For me? Yep. I’ve been nominated for the One Lovely Blogger Award, and of all my accolades, it … more →
Swim Meat
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wrote 9 months ago: Tee-hee Sorry, meatheads, muscles don’t do much for me. I much prefer the swimmer look—svelte … more →
Interesting Bedfellows
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wrote 10 months ago: Trust me, she’s cute. From my experience, too many adults are just teenagers with intent. Give … more →
Say Bacon
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wrote 10 months ago: Future vegan left. Still cool kid right. Since nobody will have sex with vegans, we can’t hope … more →
Labia Is A Funny Word
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wrote 10 months ago: See? Titillating sans tits. I really do mean this as a gentle reminder, even though I sound like an … more →
(Vindication) Of The Week
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wrote 10 months ago: According to a recent survey by Match.com, 30% of singles refuse to date vegetarians/vegans. A whopp … more →
Comic Relief
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wrote 10 months ago: Everyone I follow on Twitter is at Comic-Con today, and their tweets—about the outs I won’t be … more →
Get Off My Lawn
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wrote 10 months ago: So thrilled to be fourteen Of course teenagers are stupid—that’s why we call them teenagers. T … more →
Game. Set. Match.
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wrote 10 months ago: “It is not enough merely to win; others must lose.” ―Gore Vidal The air is so thin at the top. I … more →
