Dear Santa, For Christmas, can I please have my own planet? I promise to take care of it and all the animals that live there. You wouldn’t need to make me the queen or anything, as long as the o… more →
Wixed Mordsmillyonair wrote 2 weeks ago: Dear Santa, For Christmas, can I please have my own planet? I promise to take care of it and all the … more →
millyonair wrote 5 months ago: Eunice, Eugenia and Goldie wait their turns while Rocki enjoys the wading pool. It’s hot outsi … more →
millyonair wrote 6 months ago: Photo from Southwest Paddlers Yesterday, my husband and I rented a kayak and took a meandering trip … more →
millyonair wrote 6 months ago: Miss Edna. Her cheeks are fluffier than yours are. Just before I got my chickens, I remarked to a fr … more →
millyonair wrote 7 months ago: Notice how my eye patch is kinda in the shape of the contiguous United States. So I’ve been do … more →
millyonair wrote 8 months ago: This is a very pretty cow. Last week was Spring Break, and I spent most of it outside, hoeing soil, … more →
millyonair wrote 9 months ago: Less than brilliant, but oh-so-21st-century! As an environmental science major at Texas State Univer … more →
millyonair wrote 1 year ago: Are you as cool as this guy? A few months ago, my husband and I were visiting his grandmother and so … more →
millyonair wrote 1 year ago: This bean-eating peasant guy knows what's up. (The Beaneater by Annibale Carracci.) Besides choc … more →
millyonair wrote 1 year ago: In the rain forest, there are leaves big enough to wear as hats, or use as umbrellas. For those of y … more →
millyonair wrote 1 year ago: Me, holding some of y'all's nasty-ass trash. Seriously folks. Y'all are gross. This is a … more →
millyonair wrote 1 year ago: I want to save the world. I can’t help it. When I was a kid, I made little crutches out of twi … more →
millyonair wrote 1 year ago: 1. The Air Car. 2. When angry or alarmed, the French get to say things like Mon dieu! or Merde! inst … more →
millyonair wrote 2 years ago: A remark made last week by the professor of my Natural Resource Use and Planning class has had me th … more →