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For Villains Only
Mumford & Sons: “I really *beeped* it up this time… didn’t I my dear?” The Girl: “Does he say a bad word there? What does he say? Me: “You don’t need to k… more →
Crud My Kids Say
Inquiring Minds Want to Know
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wrote 11 hours ago: INQUIRY: examination into facts or principles; research; a request for information Inspired by Paren … more →
The third time isn't always a charm.
wrote 17 hours ago: Can we buy this tractor dad? If there is one thing that parents learn from their children it is how … more →
I'm Stupid Not
wrote 1 day ago: I told my nephews today that the next time they say something stupid, I’m gonna put them in ti … more →
The Former Booger Eater
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wrote 1 day ago: My brother asked The Big One is he eats boogers. The Big One proclaimed that he does not eat boogers … more →
Shaving Mishap
wrote 1 day ago: The middle one came out of the bathroom yesterday with part of his left eyebrow missing. There was a … more →
Count by Fives
wrote 3 days ago: I heard this one from my mom. The little one was trying to get his father to go to a website called … more →
The Lego Jar (5/26/12) - Spiders, Tails and Fingernails
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wrote 3 days ago: This is Lego Jar number 12, which means there are 12 weeks of complete randomness on the web. This … more →
For Villains Only
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wrote 4 days ago: Mumford & Sons: “I really *beeped* it up this time… didn’t I my dear?” T … more →
Scared Straight
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wrote 5 days ago: The Boy: “Isaac & I had a plan to sneak out to the playground during school without anyone … more →
Wordless Wednesday: Holey Moley
wrote 5 days ago: “It was itching me, so I had to cut it off!” Words spoken to me by my littlest boy today … more →
Call the Bomb Squad
wrote 6 days ago: I’m not sure if I should call the authorities after The Boy asked what would happen if the hou … more →
How Much to Just Leave the Appliances Alone?
wrote 1 week ago: The Boy has given me a price list for chores: Unloading the dishwasher: $0.75 Doing the laundry: $1. … more →
Ssshhhh, don't tell
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wrote 1 week ago: There are too many joys to being a parent to list. Too many things bring me smiles and make me wond … more →
The Hit Heard 'Round the World
wrote 1 week ago: The Boy got a good hit at baseball today & the crack of the aluminum bat was LOUD. He proudly ex … more →
Table for Two? Would You Prefer Dead or Undead?
wrote 1 week ago: The Boy: “If zombies come around here, I’m just gonna tell them, ‘Sorry, zombies. … more →
Life, in Summary
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wrote 1 week ago: I found this in my classroom today: “They kept on fighting for four hours intell they looked a … more →
You Dumb Hole!
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wrote 1 week ago: The boys were sent to bed early tonight for being disobedient. Most children know that when they … more →
Five Second Rule in Effect!
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wrote 1 week ago: The little one was eating some cheese and left the room for a moment. When he returned, I told him t … more →
43 Out of 44 Presidents Don't Want Happy Marriages.
wrote 1 week ago: The Girl: “Mom, what’s ‘gay’?” Me: “Well, men & women usuall … more →
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