Blogs about: Things That Mock Me
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Dear Adam Lambert,
There are a lot of reasons to hate American Idol (even while watching it religiously). This year, my number one reason is you, you musical theater acting, fake falsetto screaming, odd for the sake of … more →
Project Open Letter
Dear Adam Lambert,
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Project Openletter wrote 7 months ago: There are a lot of reasons to hate American Idol (even while watching it religiously). This year, my … more →
Dear Bengals,
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Project Openletter wrote 1 year ago: Thank you for fucking my fantasy football team by benching Ocho Cinco last night. Granted, he … more →
Dear Poodle Owner,
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Project Openletter wrote 1 year ago: Unlike other dog owners, you seem to have mastered the leash law, so you aren’t a complete idi … more →
Dear Husband,
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Project Openletter wrote 1 year ago: You are fundamentally a good man. A great man, actually. You’re loving, kind, funny and hone … more →
Dear China (the government, not the people),
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Project Openletter wrote 1 year ago: With the word’s eyes on you for two weeks now you have waged a PR campaign that just may have … more →
Reader Submission #11
Project Openletter wrote 1 year ago: Milwaukee, aside from being “Algonquian for the good land” is also known as the City of … more →
Dear Ted Thompson,
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Project Openletter wrote 1 year ago: Consider this a call for your resignation. Or, your head on a motherfucking pike. I’m not pi … more →
Dear Aunt Flo,
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Project Openletter wrote 1 year ago: You are the reason that I am convinced God is male. After all, only a man could decide that it woul … more →
Dear Brett Favre,
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Project Openletter wrote 1 year ago: I’ve been in love with you since I was 12 and that love has never wavered. I have forsaken oth … more →
Dear Alumni of my High School,
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Project Openletter wrote 1 year ago: I did know our 10-year reunion was approaching! Go figure, I can count! After all, they don’ … more →
Dear Monday,
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Project Openletter wrote 1 year ago: As you may well know, you are easily the most hated day of the week. Although I’m sure that t … more →
Dear Friend of a friend,
Project Openletter wrote 1 year ago: I rue the day you got my e-mail address from a mass forward sent by our mutual friend. I have never … more →
Dear 6:15 train,
Project Openletter wrote 1 year ago: You are the bane of my existence. It’s almost as though you go out of your way to mock me. 6 … more →
