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How to be famous in a small town.
Mr. French was going to stop by the library anyway, so I asked him to pick up the books I had waiting at the circulation desk. When the librarian got back with the materials she exclaimed, “Are … more →
Can moving be a hobby?
How to be famous in a small town.
redchampagne wrote 41 minutes ago: Mr. French was going to stop by the library anyway, so I asked him to pick up the books I had waitin … more →
He makes up words too.
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redchampagne wrote 3 weeks ago: One of J’s favorite people at church is “Kake”. Apparently, her parents put a … more →
What's wrong with this picture?
redchampagne wrote 3 weeks ago: If you guessed that it looks like a monkey with some school scissors got busy, you’d be right. … more →
Curse you all-glass, totally see-through front doors!
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redchampagne wrote 1 month ago: We were sitting down to breakfast the Saturday before last. The dog started barking. Mr. French went … more →
Newsflash: Evidence found to suggest author and daughter might be related.
redchampagne wrote 1 month ago: Have you ever had one of those moments when everything becomes slow motion as you try to grasp the a … more →
What you can't see won't hurt you.
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redchampagne wrote 1 month ago: Mr. French went out to the car last week and made a little discovery. He had his suspicions. Just to … more →
Wait a second....
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redchampagne wrote 2 months ago: I thought that coffee bag was empty when I put it in the trash. And I was pretty sure that box of or … more →
How to confuse the post office in twelve difficult steps.
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redchampagne wrote 2 months ago: You might not need to do all of these. Use your own judgment. Step one: Move to another town (we … more →
Nobody said it would make sense.
redchampagne wrote 2 months ago: The thing nobody ever tells you about having kids, is that you’ll lose your logic skills as fa … more →
I think she needs a demotion.
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redchampagne wrote 2 months ago: Since turning the big number one, Felicity has made a few decisions for herself. She: Started walkin … more →
Against my better judgment...
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redchampagne wrote 2 months ago: Do you suppose all stories of childhood destruction begin with those words? It seems like all of min … more →
Wow, who knew sugar was so flammable?
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redchampagne wrote 3 months ago: Let’s just say, I’m easily distracted. I was cleaning up the breakfast dishes around 11 … more →
If moving is my hobby, shouldn't I be good at it by now?
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redchampagne wrote 4 months ago: She said, after realizing that she had grossly underestimated the time, effort, and stress of the la … more →
Well, if that's the way you're going to bee.
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redchampagne wrote 4 months ago: As many of you know, we live in two places. (all at once! we’re so special!) We go back … more →
Kids: they make you liars 2.0
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redchampagne wrote 5 months ago: Felicity, I’ve mentioned before, does not like (i.e. to be held by, sit on laps of, take food … more →
Kids: they make you liars
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redchampagne wrote 5 months ago: Remember when I waxed poetic about how Felicity doesn’t like bananas, just like me? Yeah, well … more →
When being the parent doesn't mean you always say the right thing.
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redchampagne wrote 6 months ago: Or, When are the real parents going to get here? So the other night, C threw up. Unexpectantly. On t … more →
The Epitome of Kitsch
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redchampagne wrote 9 months ago: A long time ago, in a land far away, Mr. French read a book by Calvin Seerveld about how there is a … more →
And then the police showed up.
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redchampagne wrote 9 months ago: Did I tell you we moved 2 1/2 hours away last Saturday? No? Well, here you go. The Friday before mov … more →
