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Sleep is weird
Yeah, so what? It’s a cliche, “sleep is weird,” but who cares, it’s true and you know it! Sleep is so trusted, so hard-wired, and rarely questioned. So consider this buck stopp… more →
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sleep is weird
matt wrote 1 year ago: Yeah, so what? It’s a cliche, “sleep is weird,” but who cares, it’s true and … more →
if i was a superhero
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matt wrote 1 year ago: Oh, you know, if I was a superhero, I’d be The Hypochondriac, sporting a flashy-teal hospital … more →
oh yeah, I only really watch one tv show
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matt wrote 1 year ago: I just realized that i always say this. I’m always like, “but yeah I hardly watch tv at … more →
what's your favorite subway euphemism?
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matt wrote 2 years ago: Now don’t get me wrong. The NYC subway system is a pretty miraculous thing. But like any publi … more →
just warbling... (heck yeah)
matt wrote 2 years ago: Um. Lard is pretty funny. But butter, ehhh, you know, it could be funnier. And. Acorns. Yeah. They … more →
handicapped-bathroom guilt
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matt wrote 2 years ago: As far as I can tell, there isn’t anyone disabled that works on my office floor, yet I underst … more →
stuck behind the defeated's
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matt wrote 2 years ago: So we’ve already established that I’m a two-stepper, which makes it even worse when I … more →
Constantly Amazed Dpt.
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matt wrote 2 years ago: This may be “old hat” but I’m still constantly amazed at the lengths that certain … more →
non sequitur (open thread)
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matt wrote 2 years ago: Only poor people use pay phones these days huh? (add you own non sequitur if you’d like … more →
the second-elevator-press
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matt wrote 2 years ago: Am I the only one that gets sort of insulted when you’re waiting for the elevator (having alre … more →
where'd you get your t-shirt...
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matt wrote 2 years ago: So I’m not sure what it is but I’ve never had that tendency (that a lot of people I know … more →
gay/bankuptcy
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matt wrote 2 years ago: So I guess I had a pretty terrible thought just now in the shower, but I figured I’d tell you … more →
that-guilty-feeling
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matt wrote 2 years ago: Sort of along the lines of this post, whenever I pass a policeperson on the subway platform, or on t … more →
no clearance in niche
matt wrote 2 years ago: So yeah I had one of those “no clearance in niche” dreams again last night where I fall … more →
the night (oooh!)
matt wrote 2 years ago: Ok so mothers are the worst culprits of this, but we’ve all done it probably: attribute unexpl … more →
walking behind someone
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matt wrote 2 years ago: I feel like this happens to me a lot: it’s sort of late and I’m walking behind some girl … more →
jumpy-mofo
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matt wrote 2 years ago: I won’t lie, I have a slight-tendency to jog briskly when crossing the street if a car is sort … more →
tucked-in
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matt wrote 2 years ago: Oh man, I hate tucking in. I just, for some reason, when I’m all tight and tucked, I find that I tur … more →
happy ignorance
matt wrote 2 years ago: I was sitting waiting for some Chinese take-out the other night and the people behind the counter st … more →
