TICKLE SPONGBOB FOR A LAUGH

I figure we could all use a laugh today!

5 years ago, I remember trying out the personality, family and work quizzed on Tickle.com. It is somehow accurate and I depended on the results of the quizzes to find out what kind of person I am, which when I think about it now, is not really a good thing. But I had fun alright. You know how quizzes give out very positive results regardless what kind you take. Haha.

Since I can’t find Tickle (I think they replaced it with testq.com), I shall try blogthings.com. It used to be a trend when my generation of kids just started blogging and university life. People would be posting up all kinds of god knows results on their blogs and other people would comment on it. I tried one or two for the sake of trying, but then I just ignored it because I don’t see the point of it, especially those ‘What kind of Flirt are you?’ kind of quizzes. I guess I am boring. Haha. I have my own way of making things fun for me and other people, and it’s definitely not answering random questions and be excited about it with my friends.

Anyway, I am really trying to find out whether I am introvert or extrovert and here’s what I found out.

The Introvert-Extrovert Test

says that I’m Somewhat Extroverted (75% Extroverted)

What does it mean?

You tend to have a more extroverted personality but with a good balance of introvertedness. You can understand why people want to be by themselves, though you are the one who may direct their social activities.

Extroverts:

• have motives and actions that are directed outward.
• are more prone to action than contemplation.
• are typically very friendly to unknown people
• feel empowered in social situations

Introverts:

• have motives and actions that are directed inward.
• tend to be preoccupied with their own thoughts and feelings.
• minimize their contact with other people.

Hmm… Somewhat accurate.

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Also, I found a new ticklish spot on the back of his neck. hehe!

Turns out I’m not the only one who hates massages. And here I thought I was a freak…

Got to talking to someone the other day about how massages are uncomfortable and unenjoyable. That’s right. We said it. It’s true. (He said he had intimacy issues, and his wife agreed. But that sounds like a topic for another blog entry…)

For me, it’s that it’s decadent. It feels indulgent. It feels like I don’t deserve it and I don’t like it. Plus, I feel like sh*t the next day! Way worse than I possibly ever did before the massage. What’s up with that?! And I paid good money for that?! No thanks. The story goes that massages release the toxins. Why would I want to do that? It’s the toxins that are holding me together!

My compadre in Massageonistics Anonymous had a great idea. He said he could go for some tickle therapy. He’d pay for an hour of light tickles – none of that deep tissue shiatsu crap. I think I have to agree. Are there any licensed Tickle Therapists out there?

Yes, I know, it is one of life’s most perplexing questions. I am sure Plato spent many a days wondering why we, humans, are unable to tickle ourselves or, if in fact, the act of tickling is really tickling. Actually, we, as we know ourselves to be, may not even exist, thus canceling out the tickle issue altogether. Okay, now I’ve gotten us into a whole other topic, and because I barely made a “B” in my Intro to Philosophy college course, I think it’s best for all parties involved that I stick with the original intent for the post.

Back to it. So, we may never know why the chicken really did cross the road (Was it so he could nest in my Chick-Fil-A biscuit???), why the boy wasted his (and our time) crying wolf (he could have been playing a video game or something and stepped it up as his role of “little boy”), or the exact recipe for the secret sauce that makes those McDonalds Big Macs so tasty (not sure I really want to know). Let’s face it – some of life’s most important questions just can’t be answered. Luckily, some brainy scientists who were bored with their day jobs of sporting thick glasses and amalgamating various elements decided to let us in on why we can’t actually tickle ourselves. Grab your Tickle-Me-Elmo and start learning courtesy of  Howstuffworks.com:

Why Can’t You Tickle Yourself?

“Most of us have a ticklish spot somewhere on our bodies, and it is usually pretty easy to find. For some it’s just above the knee, for others it’s the back of the neck, and some of us go into fits of laughter if someone grabs our sides. Laughing when another person tickles you is a natural reaction. Scientists have discovered that the feeling experienced when we are tickled causes us to panic and is a natural defense to little creepy crawlers like spiders and bugs. Slight tickles from insects can send a chill through your body letting you know something is crawling on you.

That same ticklish feeling sends us into a state of panic and elicits a response of uncontrollable laughter if a person tickles us. It’s the moment that you least expect to be tickled and are that causes you to feel extremely uneasy and panicked, which leads to the most intense ticklish feeling. Even if you do know that you are about to be tickled, the fear and unease of someone touching and possibly hurting you causes you to laugh. Some people are so ticklish that they begin laughing even before they are touched.

So, if someone else’s touch can tickle us, why can’t we tickle ourselves? Much of the explanation for this question is still unknown, but research has shown that the brain is trained to know what to feel when a person moves or performs any function. We aren’t aware of a lot of the sensations generated by our movements. For example, you probably don’t pay much attention to your vocal cords when you speak. For the same reason, we can’t tickle ourselves. If we grab our sides in an attempt to tickle ourselves, our brain anticipates this contact from the hands and prepares itself for it. By taking away the feeling of unease and panic, the body no longer responds the same as it would if someone else were to tickle us.

Brain scientists at the University College London have pinpointed the cerebellum as the part of the brain that prevents us from self-tickling. The cerebellum is the region located at the base of the brain that monitors our movements. It can distinguish expected sensations from unexpected sensations. An expected sensation would be the amount of pressure your fingers apply to your keyboard while typing. An unexpected sensation would be someone sneaking up behind you and tapping you on the shoulder. While the brain discards the sensation of typing, it pays a lot of attention to someone tapping on your shoulder. The difference in reactions from expected to unexpected is a built-in response that probably developed in early human history to detect predators.

Although we are not able to tickle ourselves unassisted, there is a way to trick the brain by using a robot tickler. That’s right. With all of the know-how of science and technology, a robot has been designed to allow people to tickle themselves. The same British scientists mentioned above have designed a machine that enables you to tickle yourself by remote control. To use the machine, a person lies on their back with their eyes shut. The robot is located near the person with a piece of soft foam attached to a plastic rod that is controlled by a remote control joystick. When the person activates the rod, the robot will react after a short delay. Even with delays as short as a fifth of a second from the time the person activates the rod until the robot tickled the person’s hand, subjects have described the sensation as the same as another person tickling them. So, in a sense, you could tickle yourself with a robotic assistant.”

In conclusion – We can’t tickle ourselves (unassisted), but we can have a blast being a tickle monster to our young family members and friends. Seeing their eyes light up with anticipation as the tickle monster embarks on his journey and hearing their sweet little laughs when he hits his target (their bellies and feet) is enough to make me smile