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I would have thought Keyser Soze to have better taste in music2 comments

renalfailure wrote 1 week ago: At 8:35, the lights went down in Theater 21 at the Colonial Ultraplex movie theater for the showing … more →

Tags: Avonia the Wiccan Pimp, Ninja Vicki, Samurai Cathy

Any date you can walk away from without anal tearing...2 comments

renalfailure wrote 1 week ago: So Ninja Vicki’s date with Tag Larkin went… well, she did expect him to throw a table at … more →

Tags: Ninja Vicki

An Oblique Obligation3 comments

renalfailure wrote 1 week ago: I’m at the bar with Anonymous Doug, going through our fourth pitcher of Wes Anderson Wheat Bee … more →

Tags: Anonymous Doug, Ninja Vicki, Tag Larkin

Unrequited... unrequired... whatever...6 comments

renalfailure wrote 2 weeks ago: You might remember that Tina the Lesbian has a crush on Samurai Cathy.  You might also remember that … more →

Tags: Ninja Vicki, Tag Larkin

Splitting the Uprights5 comments

renalfailure wrote 2 weeks ago: It used to be a lot of things long ago.  It used to be TV stations actually went off the air at some … more →

Tags: Ninja Vicki, Avonia the Wiccan Pimp, Samurai Cathy

This glory hole will get you high7 comments

renalfailure wrote 3 weeks ago: Disappointment abound this week.  I’m disappointed that Feather Healer’s reunion tour wo … more →

Haiku Friday - 11/6/09 - Tina the Lesbian1 comment

renalfailure wrote 3 weeks ago: This one is called “Things are much cooler when you mishear them.” Abstinence only? Try … more →

In the future all women will look like Janeane Garafalo 9 comments

renalfailure wrote 3 weeks ago: I was rocking out to some bootleg Feather Healer concert tracks the other day when I came across som … more →

Tags: The Outside World

Tag Larkin Is Not Coming To Dinner: Part Five3 comments

renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Upon hearing the footsteps of the murderer coming our way, we hatched a plan to catch said murderer. … more →

Tags: Anonymous Doug, Avonia the Wiccan Pimp, Bernie the Half-Cyborg Cat, Mikka, Ninja Vicki, Samurai Cathy, Tag Larkin

Tag Larkin Is Not Coming For Dinner: Part Four4 comments

renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Tag Larkin remains dead at his own Halloween party, but the accusations are still flying about his p … more →

Tags: Anonymous Doug, Avonia the Wiccan Pimp, Bernie the Half-Cyborg Cat, Mikka, Samurai Cathy, Tag Larkin

Tag Larkin Is Not Coming For Dinner: Part Three4 comments

renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Our investigation of the Halloween murder of  Tag Larkin has taken a turn for the magical as Avonia … more →

Tags: Anonymous Doug, Avonia the Wiccan Pimp, Bernie the Half-Cyborg Cat, Mikka, Ninja Vicki, Samurai Cathy, Tag Larkin

Tag Larkin Is Not Coming For Dinner: Part Two2 comments

renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: We’re still standing around Tag Larkin’s body in the study of Tag Larkin’s seclude … more →

Tags: Anonymous Doug, Avonia the Wiccan Pimp, Bernie the Half-Cyborg Cat, Mikka, Ninja Vicki, Samurai Cathy, Tag Larkin

Tag Larkin Is Not Coming For Dinner: Part One3 comments

renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: We were surprised to hear Tag Larkin owned a mansion on a remote island with no workable phones and … more →

Tags: Anonymous Doug, Avonia the Wiccan Pimp, Bernie the Half-Cyborg Cat, Mikka, Ninja Vicki, Tag Larkin

This Party Is Dead Sexy6 comments

renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Regular Renal Readers may recall our rock-solid Halloween costume advice that we’ve given in p … more →

Tags: Anonymous Doug, Avonia the Wiccan Pimp, Bernie the Half-Cyborg Cat, Mikka, Ninja Vicki, Samurai Cathy, Tag Larkin

Get your kitchen so clean, it will be scrubbed from history3 comments

renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Tina the Lesbian heard the doorbell ring and saw Sean and Lucia Wheatley waiting for her.  Usually s … more →

NASA implements the Tag Larkin Program against the Moon3 comments

renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Renal Readers may recall a few months ago that Tag Larkin announced his intentions to fight the Moon … more →

Tags: Anonymous Doug, Avonia the Wiccan Pimp, Bernie the Half-Cyborg Cat, Mikka, Ninja Vicki, Samurai Cathy, Tag Larkin, The Outside World

The Return of America's Worst Lesbian5 comments

renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Mary Cheney (aka America’s Worst Lesbian according to Tina the Lesbian) is pregnant again.  Th … more →

Save the Cheerleader, Save Yourself a Torn ACL4 comments

renalfailure wrote 2 months ago: An recent article in the Wall Street Journal posed the following question: What is the point of chee … more →

Tags: Anonymous Doug, Avonia the Wiccan Pimp, Bernie the Half-Cyborg Cat, Lance Patriarchy, Mikka, Ninja Vicki, Samurai Cathy

Pancreatic Cancer Don't Hurt... Wait, Yes It Does. A Lot.5 comments

renalfailure wrote 2 months ago: With Patrick Swayze’s death we decided to have a Renal poll about what our favorite Swayze mov … more →

Tags: Anonymous Doug, Avonia the Wiccan Pimp, Bernie the Half-Cyborg Cat, Mikka, Ninja Vicki, Samurai Cathy


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