renalfailure wrote 1 week ago: At 8:35, the lights went down in Theater 21 at the Colonial Ultraplex movie theater for the showing … more →
renalfailure wrote 1 week ago: So Ninja Vicki’s date with Tag Larkin went… well, she did expect him to throw a table at … more →
renalfailure wrote 1 week ago: I’m at the bar with Anonymous Doug, going through our fourth pitcher of Wes Anderson Wheat Bee … more →
renalfailure wrote 2 weeks ago: You might remember that Tina the Lesbian has a crush on Samurai Cathy. You might also remember that … more →
renalfailure wrote 2 weeks ago: It used to be a lot of things long ago. It used to be TV stations actually went off the air at some … more →
renalfailure wrote 3 weeks ago: Disappointment abound this week. I’m disappointed that Feather Healer’s reunion tour wo … more →
renalfailure wrote 3 weeks ago: This one is called “Things are much cooler when you mishear them.” Abstinence only? Try … more →
renalfailure wrote 3 weeks ago: I was rocking out to some bootleg Feather Healer concert tracks the other day when I came across som … more →
renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Upon hearing the footsteps of the murderer coming our way, we hatched a plan to catch said murderer. … more →
renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Tag Larkin remains dead at his own Halloween party, but the accusations are still flying about his p … more →
renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Our investigation of the Halloween murder of Tag Larkin has taken a turn for the magical as Avonia … more →
renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: We’re still standing around Tag Larkin’s body in the study of Tag Larkin’s seclude … more →
renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: We were surprised to hear Tag Larkin owned a mansion on a remote island with no workable phones and … more →
renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Regular Renal Readers may recall our rock-solid Halloween costume advice that we’ve given in p … more →
renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Tina the Lesbian heard the doorbell ring and saw Sean and Lucia Wheatley waiting for her. Usually s … more →
renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Renal Readers may recall a few months ago that Tag Larkin announced his intentions to fight the Moon … more →
renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Mary Cheney (aka America’s Worst Lesbian according to Tina the Lesbian) is pregnant again. Th … more →
renalfailure wrote 2 months ago: An recent article in the Wall Street Journal posed the following question: What is the point of chee … more →
renalfailure wrote 2 months ago: With Patrick Swayze’s death we decided to have a Renal poll about what our favorite Swayze mov … more →