Amy Winehouse è nuovamente tornata in ospedale, ma questa volta non ne è uscita disintossicata ma bensì con due tette nuove di zecca! Da una scarsa coppa B, il suo corpicino ridotto pelle ed ossa  si è ritrovato con una coppa D. Un ritorno alle origini, quando nel 2003 debuttò sfoggiando curve tonde e morbide.

La Winehouse si sarebbe regalata “quest’esplosione” per il suo ritorno sulle scene avvenuto sabato 10 ottobre nel show tv “Strictly Come Dancing” andato in onda in Inghilterra. 40.000 euro ben investiti a quanto pare, visto che hanno contribuito a distogliere l’attenzione sulla pessima performance tenuta sul palco, dove compariva al fianco dei coristi per supportare la sua “figlioccia” 13enne Dionne Bromfield.

In attesa del suo prossimo disco, in uscita nel 2010, vale la pena riesumare il suo fortunatissimo e, a mio avviso, spettacolare, “Back to Black” uscito 3 anni fa e che ha venduto più di 10.000 di copie in tutto il mondo con all’attivo ben cinque Grammy Awards.

heiss… heisser… Rosa Acosta

Die Freundin von Ice-T hat sich im Kostüm von Merilyn Monroe ablichten lassen. Wenn es damals auch so gute Schönheitschirurgen gegeben hätte, bin ich überzeugt, hätte Merilyn auch ihre Brüste vergrössern lassen.

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Auch mit etwas mehr Kleidung ist Adriana bezaubernd…

Nachdem verlorenen Finale des Sony Ericsson Open gegen Victoria Azarenka, nahm sich Serena Williams gleich noch eine Auszeit und wurde am Strand von Miami fotografiert. Mir war ja bekannt das Serena nicht zu den magersten Frauen der Welt gehört, aber diese Bilder haben mich umgehauen. Ich frage mich wie viel Futter (und ich spreche mit Absicht von Futter, weil es sich Elefanten-Portionen handeln muss) Serena zu sich nehmen muss, um solch einen “Ghetto-Booty” zu bekommen. Na ja, manchen Typen gefällts bestimmt…

Quelle: bossip.com

Mich erinnert Serena immer an Gloria das Nilpferd! Geht es nur mir so, oder teilt jemand diese Meinung? Schreibt mir….

Brooke hat für mich schon immer einen gut entwickelten Eindruck gemacht. Aber wenn ich mir die Tochter von Hulk Hogan so ansehe, frage ich mich wie lange die Brüste der 20. Jährigen (5. Mai 1988) noch wachsen. Auf jeden Fall sieht sie immer mehr wie Mamma “Linda Hogan” aus.

Aí geekada, olha o que inventaram !!!

É “a” boa pra farra, porquê você vai “mamando” a latinha com estilo.
Agora não é mais boca na latinha, é boca no peitinho !!! AhAhAhAhAhA

Well flav im not really sure what to say about this. if your not familiar with these photos at the top is the 4′11″ crackhead ass flavor flav.and below him is the winner of flavor of love 2 deelishis. and indeed she does look delicious. after falling for flav she was dumped on new years day without as much as a kiss goodbye. now im not sure about the rest of you guys out there but hoopz and deelishis definately can get it from me. I just wanna  hug it, rub it, rest my drink on it.. lol ..you know.. anyway take a look at what deelishis has going on now..flav you stupid son of a bitch, hey deelishis holla at me girl…

OOC: We got together and put both of our roleplay’s into this one roleplay, hope you all like.

**When the scene begins Hawk Carmichael Jr. is standing around with his brother and partner Patrick Carmichael, in the backstage area of the Pepsi Center in Denver Colorado. As the camera zooms in on the both of them, they realize they are being watched. They break off their conversation with each other and turn towards the camera with smiles on their faces. As they now have a number one contenders match for the PWSX tag team championships. They begin a conversation about the opponents and the upcoming match, looking towards the camera.**

Carmichael Jr.: Hey Patrick, you noticed that we have a number one contender’s match for the PWSX tag team championships?

P. Carmichael: Yeah Hawk I noticed, but we have already beaten TITTS so why don’t we already have this tag team title shot, instead of having to beat the over grown boys again?

Carmichael Jr.: I don’t know Patrick, you are right though, we already should be the number one contenders for those titles, and after all since we have reformed we have been undefeated. The first time when we formed up at the PWS/PWSX tribute to Jason Perry, when we took on Adam and Jay Impact, and then when I was the mystery partner in your match with TITTS. And even in our huge 12-person tag team match last week, where our team came out on the winning side.

P. Carmichael: You’re right, Even though in that 12-person tag match, neither of us was the last man standing. But doesn’t matter we were still involved in the outcome of the match, one of us last until the next to last guy on our team, which proves that we have the strength and the ability to last in the ring against anyone. Even huge guys like TITTS, if they were involved in that match last week out team wouldn’t have stood a chance.

Carmichael Jr.: Our opponents I did a little research on and it seems they have not even won a match here in PWSX; they are 0-5-0, 4 in tag team matches, and once in singles wrestling. That one in singles, where Rob faced off against you my brother, and you won, which started this whole feud with you and him that ended up bringing me in.

P. Carmichael: Well you are half right and half wrong on that one brother, that stats is only half of the TITTS stats, that is our opponent Ravishing Rob’s stats, but his partner in crime Gorgeous Gary’s stats is minus a singles match so he is only 0-4, but hey at least you bother to do some research on the opponents. Unlike TITTS only kind of research they have done on us, is something that is totally obvious, like that we are a dominate team, and that we were once 2 time PWS champions before the draft split us apart.

Carmichael Jr.: That isn’t the only research; I have been doing on our opponent’s brother.

**Hawk Carmichael Jr. steps backwards to where his bag is sitting behind him and turns towards the bag. Hawk reaches inside of his bag and pulls something small out. He turns towards Patrick and holds up a DVD.**

P. Carmichael: Is that a DVD involving TITTS, and some of their matches, or some of the things the hilarious things they pull outside of the ring. Like sitting in the café, eating and falling onto the floor.

Carmichael Jr.: The first one is right, well I guess it is a little of both, the crazy things they do inside of a speech or whatever they call them before the match, and then the matches they have had. Some of these matches are back from when they actually could wrestle, when they were in the PWS, but since moving here to PWSX they seem to really suck.

P. Carmichael: Ummm brother, that doesn’t sound right.

Carmichael Jr.: Yeah Patrick, I know it doesn’t I meant for it to sound that way, why would a group of guys, form a tag team with the name of TITTS unless there was something else involved that we didn’t know about. And even Rob I think it was when you had your singles match with him, or either for our tag match, said that Gary takes care of him. Which way did he mean that?

P. Carmichael: Doesn’t really matter to me if there is anything going on between the two of them or not. Doesn’t stop me from kicking the crap out of either one of them in the ring, and knocking them flat on their backs. Then hitting my Hat Trick, and pinning them for the 3 count.

Carmichael Jr.: Woah brother, what makes you think you are going to pick up the win. I could hit my Hawk Splash, and pin one of them for the win. Kidding man, but one of us, will pick up the win for our team after all they said the bigger they are the harder they fall, and that will be true after either the Hawk Splash or the Hat Trick. But man do you think you can pick someone up as big as Rob or Gary to lock on your Hat Trick?

P. Carmichael: Of course, since I have done it once before when Rob and I faced off against each other.

Carmichael Jr.: Oh yeah you are right, you did hit that didn’t you? But we need to get going, so we can look at a little bit of this hilarious tape, before we step into the ring with TITTS tonight.

P. Carmichael: Yeah your right lets go.

**Hawk Carmichael Jr. and Patrick Carmichael walk away from the camera. They pick up the bags sitting right behind them, and head off towards their new locker room. They stop in front of a door with the letters TITTS on a name plate in front of it, and black paint, painted overtop of it with the letters CIA.**

questo video prova l’utilità di I-Phone oltre ogni ragionevole dubbio

That 70s Show and Everybody Loves Raymond brought up a very good point. Sex.

Sex in a relationship or sex in a marriage is still the same, it is sex.

I had more sex as a struggling single man than a married man. I had more sex as a virgin teenager (facetiously, of course, but you get the point). I had more sex with my first wife, and that’s as low a blow as I can go. Towards the end of our marriage, my ex-wife sucked me off everyday, took my dick in her ass, rode me like a wild bull, and gave up that pussy every time my dick got hard, I got home from work, or simply told her to fulfill whatever sexual desire I had. But, in reality, I got that from my ex-wife just before we divorced and while she was having sex with other men. No matter, I fucked a stripper just to spite her.

Continuing with the original subject…

“Hello. I just got married May 31st and my wife and I are abstaining from sex.”

It takes two to tango, but I just practice on my own since the wedding night. Moreover, I just thought it was stress from planning the wedding, however the nine months she took to finance and plan our wedding was only the opening act to the theatrical production of what our marriage was to be.

But, how was I to know?

Clue 1

“I want to experiment with different sex. But, I won’t do it in the butt, have sex with another woman, be with more than one man, do it in public, or anything else I don’t feel comfortable with. Oh, and I don’t like sucking dick, either.”

My reply? “That’s okay. I’ll help you be comfortable with it. Nobody has to know.”

Yeah, right. Nobody has to know we never did that kind of freaky stuff to spice up our sex.

You know, racial or ethnic backgrounds are not accurate measurements of a person’s character. Otherwise, I would be thanking my wife for the most incredible and freaky sex, ever, since black women are stereo-typed as freaky in bed. Another example, since I am half Asian and half Caucasian, most people believe my dick is less than average in size, yet I am the contrary. Additionally, I am not as “polite” or “kind” or “timid” or slender as Asians are stereo-typically characterized as, so Asian never crosses their mind. I seem to be a little too ostentatious, gregarious, abrasive, and broad/thick/muscular to Asian.

Environment – exposure to elements, people, struggles, lifestyle, and so forth – however, seems to have a great deal of influence.

Clue 2

Her mother.

Or, do I have Clue 1 and Clue 2 mixed up? Hmm.

Clue 3

All of my wife’s references to, “My daddy thinks…” and, “My mom always…”

Clue 4

We never did that freaky sex stuff.

Clue 5

I changed my position on certain aspects of life and actually bought her bullshit on “all we need is love.” I bought it hook line and sinker.

People never change.
An original thought, but I sought to change it as a result of her influence. In the end, people never change [as a result of other people. They change on their own and of their own accord, and on their own time.].

[1] Women love a man because of how he makes her feel.
[2] Women choose/stay with a man because of his sex or his money.
[3] A man loves the woman he finds beautiful, and a woman finds beautiful the man she loves.
“So long as we love each other, we don’t need anything else,” she said. I said, “Eventually, life and all of its messes will have their influences.” “Welcome to the real world,” is, and was, a common statement of mine.

Reality is I knew better than she.

Anything and everything a woman wants can be boiled down to and summed up in one word: money. Though maybe not their immediate desire (such as financial security, opportunity, lifestyle, etc), money opens the doors to their wishes, their heart, and the pot of gold all men seek between their legs. She will never tell you what her price is, and that may be because she may not even know what her price is. But, unless you have the goods, you will not get her goods. You will pay for it either way: up front with a prostitute, at the titty bar, dates with a girlfriend, years of marriage, the expense of divorce, or years of child support to the deadbeat mother of your children. I guess it is your choice how and when you pay for it, but you pay for it, nonetheless.

Anymore, our love is not enough. She wants money. Her constant complaint? “I thought you were going to take care of me.”

It only takes once to learn.
And yet, I married a second time, did I not? Stupid me.

Women have an innate ability with relationships, communication, dealings of emotions, and reading people.
Not! In fact, more often than not, women are worse at it than men. One reason why they are so terrible is because they are totally ignorant to their inability, yet they pride themselves on it on a national scale and as a gender as a whole. Although a woman may seek to improve their relationship(s), they do not take enough effort considering the source of their information. Men might be slow to change, but at least they are steadfast in their decision.

Who cares what the neighbors or your friends think and concern yourself more with what your man thinks!

[1] I will love a woman, again.
[2] I will marry, again.
[3] I will exclusively involve myself with another woman, again.
No. Women are what they proclaim themselves to be: fun, independent, and no longer requiring a man to live a rich, rewarding, and successful life. It does not matter how contrary to the point this women’s liberation ideology is so long as I keep getting me some tickly kitty, jiggly titties, and some wiggly booty. TNA (titts and ass) is what it is all about!

TALL – titts, ass, legs, and lips.

OOC: We got together and put our rp’s together for this match.

**As the scene begins, Don Comedy is seen walking around backstage trying to find someone. It all of a sudden switches to Hawk Carmichael Jr. and Patrick Carmichael standing around in the backstage area of the Madison Square Garden arena. Don Comedy walks up to Hawk Carmichael Jr. and Patrick Carmichael.**

Don Comedy: Hey guys can I get an interview from you all before your match with TITTS?

Carmichael Jr.: Yeah Sure Don what you got for us this time?

Don Comedy: CIA, how does it feel knowing that tonight you are facing a team of the likes of TITTS?

Carmichael Jr.: TITTS what in the hell kind of name of that, what are we facing, women’s breast or something. In all seriousness though, we saw there match last week, are they are a good team, but not good enough to go up against my brother and I. My brother and I have been teaming for how long, well really it doesn’t matter how long. Once we step into the ring with them though they will realize that they are not even in our league.

Don Comedy: And just one week from now you will be defending the titles against possibly the most destructive team in PWS History, B.E.T.?

Patrick Carmichael:  Who says that B.E.T. is the most destructive team in PWS History. Right now they might be the most destructive team but there has been more destructive teams. One of those teams consisting of Deadman and Crysis, when they were the Power and Destruction team… they were the most destructive team. But they think they are going to come into our match and completely beat us up, they have another thing coming.

Don Comedy: Well I know with the names… and actions of The Irresistible Tag Team Specialists, it is easy to take them lightly. But as we saw last week they are very dominant. I mean, have you seen them? Those TITTS are huge!

Carmichael Jr.: Umm Don do you realize what you just said, you think those TITTS are huge huh. Well Don I say whatever it is that gives you kicks, but Don how do you know Gary and Rob’s TITTS are huge.

Don Comedy: No…TITTS are their names… I would assume they have big titts but I was just saying…

**People around listening to the interview begins to laugh at Don Comedy.**

Patrick Carmichael: Yeah sure Don we all know the truth. But enough of that onto the next question.

Don Comedy: Well CIA… the TITTS… Gary and Rob were very impressive last week, and one of them is about two of you… so how do you plan on beating them?

Patrick Carmichael: Well Don, we are more faster than the TITTS team, and we are more powerful than them. Like they say the bigger they are the harder they fall, right brother?

Carmichael Jr.: That’s right. And I mean, look at them. All we have to do is knock them over and pin them. I mean, they won’t be able to get up! It will be like flipping a turtle onto its back.

Don Comedy: How do you think the match is going to go?

Patrick Carmichael: Don I think we have already answered that one, I think that we are going to go into this match, not looking at it as another match. But looking at it as another match that is going to be a killer match, and we will be the ones to walk out of the ring as the winners.

Carmichael Jr.: I agree with my brother we are going to be the ones to walk out of the match as the winners. There is no team out there now that can defeat us.

Don Comedy: I think we are done here guys, so I will let you go so you can go and get ready for your tag team match tonight.

**Hawk Carmichael Jr. and Mack Carmichael walk away from Don Comedy. They walk down the hallway and stop in front of a door, which can be seen as the locker room of the TITTS tag team.**