” Mommy and Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaady! I want to toast with you guys!!”

“Ok. Cheers, buddy.”

“Cheers, sweetie.”

“CHEERS for your STINKY EARS and my dirty feet that I want you to eat.”

Hmm,,,,, toe jam on quail. Delicious.

Sigo el trabajo de Keith Schofield desde aquel destornillante “Toe Jam” para Fatboy Slim, un videoclip que todavía hoy sigue entre los más descargados de la red.

En su nuevo trabajo para Lenny Kravitz y Justice, Schofield prolonga su irónico discurso grafico-metatextual y nos hace cumplir la máxima de cualquier cinéfilo que se precie: “nunca te pierdas los créditos finales de las pelis”

Te queremos, Keith!!!

LET RULE LOVE - KEITH SCHOFIELD

I love the creative use of the black censor rectangles to create shapes and words on the screen.

Roger has been spending too much time in the car lately.  And as Roger is prone to do, his mind wanders.  Just a few of the things that go through Roger’s mind. 

1. If a strip club has a midget review, do they charge only half price for admission?

2. Do you tip midget strippers only 50 cents instead of a dollar?

3. I tried computer sex but it kept shorting out my keyboard.

4. Do you explain abortion to young kids by taking them stork hunting?  (hey! we just shot down another one, kiddo!).

5. Why did God give men nipples?

6. Who the hell thought to call it “Toe Jam”?  and what was that person doing it in order to think of using the word “jam”?

7. How hungry was the first person to try eggs?  (think about it.  do you know where they come out of on a chicken?  how hungry do you have to be to say “hey, lets eat that stuff comming out their butt!  I would have just eaten the damn chicken).

These are just a few of the things on Roger’s mind lately.  At least some of the things on Roger’s mind.  To find out some of the more serious aspects, try http://rogersmusings.wordpress.com.

Mr P*

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Thanks to Southernfriedchickens

As crazy as the Stanky Leg

Clean your nails son!

One of the things that can be so disgusting is dirty long/short man nails. I understand that there are some hard working men out there – and that is something that can be admired. However, to walk around all willy nilly with dirty nails is totally unacceptable.

Nothing (well there are other things) can be more disgusting than a man with black/brown particles of who knows what in their fingernails.

Do the world a favor men & clean your nails son.

¿Recuerdan el post de Tourette Films? Ahora traigo un cortito que me recuerda mucho a ellos. Sí, es uno más de Future Shorts y creo que a la hora de empezar a plantear una idea realizable, se necesita de mucha imaginación, pero no de una que limite el contenido con el que nos tropezamos; porque piedritas hay muchas, jaja. No hay más que recomendarles disfrutar la divertida postproducción que tiene este video de Keith Schofield.

nice vid:

Dans la série les papis font de la résistance … après Prodigy : Fatboy Slim et son nouveau projet The Brighton Port Authority.
Norman Cook a dévoilé le nom de ce nouveau projet il y a maintenant 6 mois, et l’album est sorti en janvier 2009, d’abord sur Amazon.com, puis ensuite en version CD.

Comme sur tous les albums de Fatboy Slim, toutes les productions ne sont pas égales, mais il y a quand même de bonnes surprises, notamment ce clip de Toe Jam, où une bande de hippies suédois dansent nus et s’amusent à jouer avec les bandes de censure.

Ceci dit, les autres clips du groupe (notamment Seattle Feat. Emmy The Great) partent d’une bonne idée de base.
Et pour les fans, les vrais, un souvenir de votre visite : He’s Franck (Slight Return) feat Iggy Pop

I posted about the BPA’s new album I Think We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Boat  a while back, and if you have not heard it, then get it now…it’s sick.

This video for “Toe Jam” ft. David Byrne and Dizzee Rascal made my day…in a non perverted way…kind of.

I’ll be throwing a party like this very soon.

-LaRoushe

The first person to guess how many toes I have on my right foot, gets a prize.

A REALLY nice prize too.

OFFICIAL RULES

1. The possible range of answers is between NONE and SEVEN.
2. Only ONE guess per caller (I’m reading your IP ).
3. You may guess in fractions, such as “3 and 5/16,” but that would be really silly and I will disqualify your answer.
4. Accidents, birth defects and/or enraged drunken girlfriends may be factored in as assumptions may warrant.
5. Toe-Jam doesn’t count as an appendage, but as an additive.
6. Never mind the odor comments.
7. The gryphon in residence reserves the right to add, subtract, or change the rules as more witty comments  (quantity, NOT quality!) may come to mind.
8. The foot in the photo isn’t mine, but no one tell my ex-wife about this post, please.

O gringo mais brasileiro que há, também conhecido como Norman Cook/Fatboy Slim está com novo projeto, o The BPA (Brighton Port Authority).

A lista de convidados inclui nomes como Iggy Pop (na sensacional faixa “He’s Frank”), Justin Robertson, Martha Wainwright, Pete York (sim, ele mesmo), Ashley Beedle (que está em “Should I Stay or Should I Blow”), Dizzee Rascal e David Byrne. As vozes dos dois últimos estão no primeiro single do BPA, “Toe Jam” que tem seu clipe totalmente vintage porn safra década de ‘70.
Vale lembrar que Byrne virou freguês de Fatboy, quando o single “Lazy” do XPress 2 (outro projeto do Norman) se tornou um estouro mundial e apresentou o cara para gerações mais novas que desconheciam o genial Talking Heads, por exemplo.
Aqui embaixo o clipe de “Toe Jam”.

O álbum está previsto para ser lançado em 03 de Fevereiro.
MySpace do The BPA, aqui.

This is probably the most clever video I’ve ever seen.

The song is not to my liking, however.