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With this painting I tried to create a sense of space with the tentacle like forms. I tried to layer the curved shapes, using line to create depth. 54 more words


Random Crap No One Cares About

1. I just stubbed my toe.

The kind of toe stubbing that hurt so fucking bad it made me contemplate life.  It occurred to me as I sat there trying not to curse… 424 more words


From the tip of my toe.. to the top of my head

People say that life is about kicking ass, not kissing ass. Some others say life is all about ass, you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, or trying to get a piece of it. 912 more words

The Crowd

Peter Griffin would be impressed.

The time has come...

It has taken me until the 20th day, but there comes a time for every janathoner when they must take a look at themselves, at their day, at their lack of activity thus far, and say with honesty and dignity… … 35 more words


[Journal] Sodding dicknipples

Well, I’m going to be off my feet for a few days. An ongoing ingrown toenail issue came to a head today where, after five separate procedures to only remove part of the nail, we finally removed the whole sodding thing today. 249 more words

Khloe Kardashian Named Her "Camel Toe" Something Very Ladylike

Khloe Kardashian has owned her Camel Toe in all her glory.

Now she has given it a name. The worst part is there are people in the United States with the same exact name as her lady part. 6 more words