E: Despite the fact that I really, really don’t like Pee-Wee Herman and find him way more frightening than funny, this was a surprisingly watchable episode. M: I’ve never had a problem wit… more →
Relatively Entertainingwrote 3 months ago: PREVIOUSLY Beverly returns. Everyone hates Beverly. Ed IS GONNA BE SO PISSED OFF if Beverly beats hi … more →
wrote 3 months ago: PREVIOUSLY Pee-Wee Herman rides a bicycle. The chefs are like a biker gang. A biker gang that cooks … more →
wrote 3 months ago: E: Despite the fact that I really, really don’t like Pee-Wee Herman and find him way more frig … more →
wrote 3 months ago: Oh, I just don’t have the energy to write about these shows in any detail. Look, I get it. The … more →
wrote 3 months ago: PREVIOUSLY Some random Whole Foods worker is the shit. Ugly Chris is apiphobic. Ed is an asshole to … more →
wrote 3 months ago: Better late than never? My excuse is that I was writing a research paper on Dwayne “The Rock” Johnso … more →
wrote 4 months ago: E: Well, you knew it was coming. Really, how many times can they show inconsistent, wacky Chris pin … more →
wrote 4 months ago: So Project Runway had a ‘taste’ theme this week. You may have noticed that from the way … more →
wrote 4 months ago: I’m not sure either of them really deserve a standalone post. Top Chef was actually a pretty f … more →
wrote 4 months ago: E: M, you must be psyched. As far as I’m concerned, this episode gave us everything you’ … more →
wrote 4 months ago: PREVIOUSLY Restaurant wars. Chaos. Yelling. Bleeping. Everyone Hates Beverly. Beverly wins. Ty-Umlau … more →
wrote 4 months ago: RESTAURANT WARS, BITCHES. Eight cheftestants left means Restaurant Wars time, and as ever, it brings … more →
wrote 4 months ago: PREVIOUSLY There is a “monster of a barbecue.” Beverly starts the alcohols on fire. There is sun. Gr … more →
wrote 4 months ago: PREVIOUSLY The chefs are gracing Austin with their presence, even though Austin probably never asked … more →
wrote 5 months ago: PREVIOUSLY Heather’s a bitch. No one wants to go home. Ed’s jaw is still weird. Dakota and Nyesha ke … more →
wrote 5 months ago: PREVIOUSLY Dallas. Policeman in the road. Cooking in a windy field. John Besh is hot. Rich peoples’ … more →
wrote 6 months ago: It is unexpected to still see our cheftestants at the Rodeo of Shattered Dreams from last week at th … more →
wrote 1 year ago: E: Sigh. I think the judges made the right call this week, but man, it’s depressing. M: You k … more →
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