Toph wrote 1 hour ago: Fuck, I can’t believe I’m still counting with Roman Numerals. Does anyone even know what … more →
Toph wrote 4 days ago: What I wouldn’t do for a pitcher of Rudy’s Blonde right now. … more →
Toph wrote 1 week ago: A funny thing happened on the way to Facebook… we killed Myspace. I went there the other day a … more →
Toph wrote 1 week ago: I haven’t been on a first date in fuckin’ forever. Not gonna lie, there’s somethin … more →
Toph wrote 3 weeks ago: Welcome to everyone’s favorite annual blog – Grading the Halloween Hotties – where … more →
Toph wrote 3 weeks ago: I figured the best way to kick off the blog to redemption was to do an Ask Toph, right? Believe me, … more →
Toph wrote 4 weeks ago: I’m working tirelessly (read: for about 10 minutes) to get some semblance of a blog up and run … more →
Toph wrote 1 year ago: Don’t you love that there’s still a place you can go to get quality photos of hot girls? I’m here fo … more →
Toph wrote 1 year ago: I love that Jessica Burciaga has a Wikipedia page, and I don’t. I can’t figure out why none of my re … more →
Toph wrote 1 year ago: I’m almost positive you have not heard of Julianne Hough. I mean, unless you happen to watch Dancing … more →
Toph wrote 2 years ago: I’m sure by now you’re wondering why there hasn’t been a skillet of the week, and … more →
Toph wrote 2 years ago: No pshaw, actually. Apparently, this mythological pairing actually does exist in the form of Nicole … more →
Toph wrote 2 years ago: So, I read over on Wired that a Japanese company has created Anti-Pervert panties. How could I not r … more →
Toph wrote 2 years ago: When your undies are in your ass… … more →
Toph wrote 2 years ago: I’m not exactly sure how, but I’m on the Dallas Maverick Dancers email list. Well, it … more →
Toph wrote 2 years ago: Models are people too. I have to remind myself of that every time one of the VS models pops onto Ski … more →
Toph wrote 2 years ago: I’m good. Life has finally slowed down to the point where I can think again, which is good. Ye … more →
Toph wrote 2 years ago: Wow, 3 days left till I get married. Let’s keep pressing on. It’s funny, because … more →
Toph wrote 2 years ago: That’s right… 5 days until I am married to La Diabla. So, I figure, why not use the upco … more →