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How to give Harriet Harman an orgasm
I have a confession to make. I’ve been thinking about Harriet Harman. Bad enough, you might think, but it doesn’t end there. I’ve been thinking about Harriet Harman having an orgasm… more →
Hundreds and Thousands (on the trifle of life)
How to give Harriet Harman an orgasm
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steveshark wrote 1 week ago: I have a confession to make. I’ve been thinking about Harriet Harman. Bad enough, you might th … more →
GPs to offer interior design advice
steveshark wrote 2 weeks ago: Via the ever-vigilant Ambush Predator on Twitter and, in turn, via the studly Manwiddicombe: This Th … more →
HMS NHS now sinking fast
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steveshark wrote 2 weeks ago: Sometimes our government can be so predictable. Once again, an official body tasked with monitoring … more →
Heaven and flat-earth
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steveshark wrote 3 weeks ago: After the hacking of the CRU and the release into the public domain of over 3 000 documents and emai … more →
A kick in the bollocks always offends
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steveshark wrote 3 weeks ago: Al Jahom’s truly excellent post here started me thinking about gender eekwality and a pet peev … more →
Winterval - It's a myth in Dundee!
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steveshark wrote 3 weeks ago: How about I bring you a fucking brain for Christmas? Several people have brought this to my attentio … more →
CRU leak at Hadley - the only 100% genuine document so far
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steveshark wrote 4 weeks ago: What are the facts about the CRU leak at Hadley so far? Now that it’s reached the MSM we know … more →
Jedward, Gordon Brown and hair gel
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steveshark wrote 4 weeks ago: I had the misfortune to wander through our sitting room while Jedward were on the TV. If you’r … more →
A message to my MP
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steveshark wrote 1 month ago: I’ve just received an e-mail from my MP, Dr Phyllis Starkey. She is of the, ahem, Labour persu … more →
The glorious inanity of pop music
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steveshark wrote 1 month ago: One of my favourite Noel Coward quotes – and I’ve used it in this blog before – is … more →
The latest Twitter feeding frenzy
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steveshark wrote 1 month ago: These days I’m always a little worried by what I’ll find in a list of Twitter ‘Tre … more →
I think I'm getting too old for this shit
steveshark wrote 1 month ago: So, there I was in the car park at some soulless sports center just outside of Bath. I was a 2 hour … more →
Not my 'Digital Champion'
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steveshark wrote 3 months ago: Where do you fucking start? Well, here or here might be a good place. Olympic aim to get Britons onl … more →
Road tripping
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steveshark wrote 3 months ago: We’ve had our grandson staying with us and I had to take him back home yesterday. What follows … more →
There's no smoke without self-righteousness
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steveshark wrote 5 months ago: Normally I’d be writing this with a cigarette on but we’ve banned smoking in the house. … more →
"Britain's Got Troughers"
steveshark wrote 6 months ago: Hello? Channel 4? Could you put me through to the commissioning editor, please? Ah, hello. Who are y … more →
Yikes!
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Call poor 'little me' wacky, call me Dave, call me on 0500 909 693 and call my coke dealer!
steveshark wrote 6 months ago: I am not a number – I am a complete twat biscuit… So much to blog about… …so … more →
The Queen marches on Parliament
steveshark wrote 6 months ago: ‘Off with their fucking heads’ Liz woke at 5 in the morning to the sound of Phil and the … more →
