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He's Come Undone

Honestly, Bobby: the only reason to have that many buttons undone is if Arnold Schwarzenegger needs to talk to Quato, the mutant fetus that lives on your chest.

A Fictional Holiday

“There’s a few basic packages. People tend to call them ‘coach class’,” exaggeratedly he mimed quotes in the air, “but that’s not there to imply there’s anything wrong with them. 1,356 more words


Total Recall (1990)

Last night, I found myself watching an episode of Cinematic Excrement, a YouTube show I watch which reviews bad movies, as the title implies. I happened to see the episode dedicated to Conan the Destroyer, and that put me in the mood for watching an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. 440 more words


Movie Review Monday: Total Recall

Welcome to another awesome edition of Movie Review Monday!

This week’s movie is Paul Verhoeven’s 1990 sci-fi action classic, Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. 230 more words


#todaysconclusions 16/11/14

It has taken me 32 years to master the art of cooking a roast dinner.

Using an alloy wheel as a coaster for my Heineken is awesome. 114 more words



Buddy reminded me of this particular scene from Total Recall earlier today. I’m so glad that looping gifs are a thing. Back in the day you usually only accomplished this with a lot of rewinding. 23 more words