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The other 44% see it as a chance to vote for the greater evil1 comment

Lance Burri wrote 39 minutes ago: Rasmussen: 46% See Obama-Romney Race as Choice of Lesser of Two Evils Yeah, but why settle for the l … more →

Still think the zombie apocalypse is just a silly joke kept alive by pasty-skinned basement-dwelling nerds?

Lance Burri wrote 2 hours ago: Well… According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and s … more →

The Latest Casualty of Climate Change. Sort of.2 comments

Lance Burri wrote 3 hours ago: If only Al Gore could travel back through time: The mysterious fall of the largest of the world … more →

I've got 670 Facebook friends = I'm going to live...forever.1 comment

Lance Burri wrote 14 hours ago: Or…isn’t that what they mean by a “large social network?” People Born With C … more →

But we have to raise taxes in order to pay schoolteachers (part xiv)?

Lance Burri wrote 1 day ago: Y’know, if you can just find the right government bureaucrat, you can make an awful lot of mon … more →

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We can still handcuff the kids at home when they act up, though, right?1 comment

Lance Burri wrote 1 day ago: Here’s something that never occurred to me: Schools Barred From Handcuffing Students Public sc … more →

Does IndyCar miss Danica? More importantly, is James Hinchcliffe pushing Danica off GoDaddy?

Lance Burri wrote 1 day ago: You remember James Hinchcliffe, right? The scruffy Canadian driver who took over the GoDaddy.com Ind … more →

If it weren't for dads, there'd be no bad jokes at all

Lance Burri wrote 3 days ago: Smitty may have proven this once and for all: “What are ‘novelties’?” I replied in my The California … more →

"If Scott Walker actually wins public-employee households, I’ll need to drop Humpbot and..."

Lance Burri wrote 4 days ago: “…come up with a new, even sexier victory mascot to fully capture the jubilation.” … more →

Just imagine how important today will be seven years from now.3 comments

Lance Burri wrote 4 days ago: Alternate title: Happy Star Wars Day! Happy 35th anniversary of Star Wars, in fact. On this date, 19 … more →

I was a little too distracted today to do any blogging about Brett Kimberlin...1 comment

Lance Burri wrote 4 days ago: …and I’ll tell you why in an upcoming post. Meantime, just click over to: Da Tech Guy; C … more →

Tough Mudder, Pennsylvania1 comment

Lance Burri wrote 4 days ago: Not sure when it was held, but here’s the highlights: Just trying to get a little motivation, … more →

New Zealand discovers the Laws of Supply and Demand

Lance Burri wrote 4 days ago: Specifically: the higher the cost of a good, the lower the demand for that good. WELLINGTON, New Zea … more →

Why does the Los Angeles City Council hate the homeless?

Lance Burri wrote 4 days ago: I’d like to ask them: have you ever tried to keep your belongings dry by wrapping them in paper or c … more →

The other 37% say they should stop buying so many damned lottery tickets.

Lance Burri wrote 5 days ago: Rasmussen again: 63% Say Those Who Can’t Afford Mortgage Payments Should Sell Home That’s as o … more →

The other 49% think the Founders went way too far with that silly First Amendment.

Lance Burri wrote 5 days ago: Rasmussen: 51% Oppose Forcing Religious Organizations To Provide Birth Control Only 51%? I wonder wh … more →

“Leaving a ring around the world’s gene pool?” Or “carnal relationships with rusty farm implements?”

Lance Burri wrote 5 days ago: Somehow I doubt only us Cheeseheads are like this: You have to hand it to Wisconsin’s electorate: th … more →

Eugene Polley, the world owes you a great debt.3 comments

Lance Burri wrote 5 days ago: The Western world, anyway. Probably more. If we’re measuring success by effect on people … more →

Finally, a scientific consensus that really does settle the science.

Lance Burri wrote 5 days ago: Hat tip Insty, and no offense to his ongoing chronicling of life extension science: We contend, ther … more →


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