tupac-laser-beams &laquo; WordPress.com Tag Feed http://en.wordpress.com/tag/tupac-laser-beams/ Feed of posts on WordPress.com tagged "tupac-laser-beams" Mon, 20 May 2013 02:48:51 +0000 http://en.wordpress.com/tags/ en <![CDATA[Hologram Tupac Arrested on Parole Violation, following Coachella]]> http://thenoisebleed.com/2012/04/16/hologramtupac-arrested-today-on-parole-violation-following-coachella-performance/ Mon, 16 Apr 2012 23:11:04 +0000 TheNoiseBleed http://thenoisebleed.com/2012/04/16/hologramtupac-arrested-today-on-parole-violation-following-coachella-performance/ After much speculation and careful consideration a warrant was issued today for the hologram of Tupac Shakur for parole violations stemming from his 1996 altercation in Las Vegas, Nevada. Prior to issuing the arrest warrant his parole officer informed reporters that “Revenge is like the sweetest joy, next to getting pussy.”

While actually slapping handcuffs on the rap legend may prove difficult, the technology to arrest and detain a hologram is in the final stages of production.
The police are also expecting to question the holograph of Whitney Houston and the holograph of Michael Jackson in regard to the events surrounding their deaths.

With more holographic rappers materializing daily, a logjam of lawsuits and arrests are expected to follow within the coming weeks. Stay tuned for more details and don’t forget you can follow HologramTupac on twitter.

https://twitter.com/#!/HologramTupac Hologram Tupac Performs at Coachella

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