Wife of birthday boy: “He keeps taking photos of Ryan Gosling to his hairdresser and saying: ‘Make me look like him!’”
*Squawk from all the females at the table* 320 more words
Tags » Turning 40
Warning: The following post contains sentimentality.
I sit here typing on my lousy HP computer with my sinuses feeling as if they’re packed with Quikrete, lungs prickly as if they’re lined with insulation, and a face pulsating with pain like I just finished bare-knuckle brawling with the late, great Jake LaMotta and I wonder to myself, “So this is what 40 feels like?” I realize that this is not what 40 feels like. 658 more words