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As Promised, Tension At The United States Holocaust Memorial Museum

This post should be an interesting attempt to relay an uncomfortable yet amusing incident whilst still maintaining an a modicum of respect towards the setting. Hopefully, this won’t come off as “yah, so we were at that Nazi place in DC and these bitches…” Knowing me, it probably will. 2,489 more words


LOMM's TV Choice #908

BBC3 22.00. Russell Howard’s Good News - The popular funnyman announces that Simon Cowell’s trousers have exploded while Justin Bieber was sitting on his lap.



Time to name and shame

No, I am not privileged to some Tory scandal, but I did see something very scandalous today.

So, if you own a green VW with reg number SJ13 WJO I am naming and shaming you! 161 more words

General Twattery

How to Lose Followers

You start blogging to have a voice, to be heard and to listen to others.  It’s an outlet that doesn’t involve you having to go through agents, publishers, or other constructs of the industry.  1,715 more words


Wu-Tang Clan's $5m F*ck You to Fans

The Wu-Tang Clan are releasing an album which will be limited to a single physical copy. The album will be ‘toured around museums and galleries’ (as a playback not as live performance) before the single copy is sold in a lavish box. 1,648 more words


Entitled Selfish Twats

I work nights and enjoy sleep from 4 am until around noon.  As such, I always ask that people contact me after 12 and call before they come to my home.   818 more words

Breaking News: Government Solution to Breast is Best Fiasco

Infant feeding research has now become so complicated that governments have decided to take matters into their own hands. Professor B Johnson of The Wisconsin Association of Theoretical Sciences commented, “it is increasingly clear that women are becoming very confused. 391 more words