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Cake eating is complicated...

The other day I was talking to my friend on the phone when I used the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it too.” 150 more words

My Poor Friends & Family

Better get working on those crunches....

It has been quite the week with my Littles. Yesterday the Big Little mastered the art of walking. Well, by mastered I mean he stumbles around like a drunken sailor on a Friday night. 214 more words


The Eye of the Beholder

I can cook for love or money,
But I could not turn down,
The job offer at this joint by,
The high class part of town. 215 more words


The Definitive Power Rankings Of Things

Here it is. This is the definitive power rankings of things. It’s a list of the top 5 things.

5. Bears
Not the Chicago Bears, just bears. 38 more words


10 New York Facts To Blow Your Mind

  1. Grand Central has a whispering gallery, If two people stand at opposite arches, you can whisper to one another and still be heard.
  1. There’s a place in Ozone Park that is detached from New York City’s sewer system and it is known as ‘The hole’ is notorious for mobster activity and the bodies of many mobsters have been discovered there.
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Douglas Macmillan Hospice

...But What Is JESUS Thankful For?

I have to admit, I am not a fan of the modern Post-Halloween Christmas push. Our consumer culture seems to seamlessly move us from the season of “orange and black” to the festive world of elves, reindeer, and endless renditions of Mary Did You Know. 672 more words

Which Jen will win & Twinkies or Twinsies?

I am registrar and in charge of student records for the elementary school in which I work.  The most tedious part of my job is ensuring that all students are coded correctly so that the district gets maximum funding per student enrolled.   778 more words