So I was visiting my parents recently and when I was reading the morning paper I came across this picture that just made me laugh. My parents don’t know or understand what twitter is so they tho… more →
Broopa The Blogwrote 5 days ago: If it weren’t for the microwaveable box from these Ore-Ida Fries for One, the phrase “te … more →
wrote 1 week ago: None of my enemies know that I exist. That’s just how I like it. That way, when they least exp … more →
wrote 2 weeks ago: i brought a bunch of singles to the strip club but apparently girls don’t like velveeta Read A … more →
wrote 2 weeks ago: What’s the difference between Gary Busey and fruitcake? Fruitcake doesn’t always have ru … more →
wrote 1 month ago: You had me at “Fantasy Football League.” HAHA, just kidding. I’ll be switching bar … more →
wrote 1 month ago: Read Heather’s Twitter feed at @heathr Originally posted on February 7, 2009 … more →
wrote 1 month ago: My affection for Pink Floyd’s“Dark Side of the Moon” makes me wonder if I’m … more →
wrote 2 months ago: Twitter Tips For the Experienced Volume II – The need for Teh Funny If you tweet, you know tha … more →
wrote 2 months ago: If you play Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon along with the Wizard of Id it totally matches … more →
wrote 2 months ago: I’m torn between scrubbing the mold out of my shower and calling it a victory garden. Read ive … more →
wrote 2 months ago: Kanye West was a lot nicer before that house fell on Kanye East. Read Don’s Twitter feed at @d … more →
wrote 2 months ago: Found the earrings I left at the gym. Too bad they are on a large woman that terrifies me. Read Eliz … more →
wrote 3 months ago: Could you show me where in your job description it says “barking orders”? Read Meeting B … more →
wrote 3 months ago: just sneezed Read Kat’s Twitter feed at @OfficialKat Originally posted on September 15, 2009 … more →
wrote 3 months ago: What I want to know is how a chubby gamer nerd managed to dress me in his XL Call of Duty shirt with … more →
wrote 3 months ago: If I wanted to make real money I would be a volunteer crossing guard, instead I’m writing quic … more →
wrote 4 months ago: What does Gene Shalit wear when he needs to comically disguise himself? Read Nick’s Twitter fe … more →
wrote 4 months ago: Pro-tip: Don’t make pancakes in non-Teflon pans, and don’t set the burner on “pret … more →
wrote 4 months ago: enjoying coke in a glass bottle… does it get much better? well i guess i could be naked… … more →