A word, if I may, on the words “Tweet” and “Blog”…

Spoken and Written Language are incredibly potent forms of communication that can be quite artistic when used by the right people. Poets, Politicians, Professors, Novelists, and Song Writers have all proven that – when used creatively and correctly – man can create beauty through words, speaking to our inner emotions, fears, and desires through simple sounds and lines on a page.

And then the internet dweebs started pulling words like ‘Tweet’ and ‘Blog’ out their asses.

Are there any less pleasant sounding words currently in common use today that aren’t a part of George Carlin’s ‘Seven Words’? I mean, I realize my mind does go to weird and unholy places sometimes, but am I the only one who immediately relates Blog to Blumpkin and Tweet to Skeet-Skeet-Skeet? I guess that latter comparison makes at least partial sense. After all, ‘Tweeting’ is essentially verbally ejaculating all over the internet’s face for a googly-eyed audience just waiting to gobble up the nonsense Twitter users are shooting out. I’m sure those Twitter users feel a sense of euphoria post-’Tweeting’ because they’ve just shared with the world some mindless emotional tid bit from their life, and web-surfers have become the whores wanting to be shared with again, and again, and again.

Blogs are a different animal. Now, I realize that – by all technicalities -’The Peanut Gallery’ is a blog., but what the hell ever happened to calling such things “personal websites” or hell even “e-journals”? What oh-so-genius moron decided that ‘blog’ was shorthand for ‘personal site’? More importantly, why did ‘writing an article for my blog’ become ‘BLOGGING’??? “Blogging -  the smashing together of ‘Blumpkin’ and ‘Flogging’…that about sums it up.” Thus, in short, pouring your heart out on your e-journal is the physical equivalent to being flogged whilst receiving a blumpkin.

I’m sure my quasi-English Major sensibilities are being tweaked more than the average human being on this, but c’mon people!

The one thing I don;t understand is that youtubers are constantly calling others twitter whores.. which I am not sure I get mainly for the fact that isnt twitter meant to be used as much as it is? To keep people updated on your day? If I’m correct?…

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(By the way, How are you today?) I’m great

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That’s right 100! We worked hard for this TWITTER FUNNY and there are a lot of funny tweets in these tees! Hours of clicking …laughing …thinking WTF? Oh, not to mention all the cutting and pasting …and a little designing too! Most of these are “click to buy” if you want ‘em, so click click clickety click… GOT BETTER? Link your favs in the comments!

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Twitter Stalkers are Born by YayScreamhella

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My Followers Can Beat Up Your Followers by meltroid

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I twitter when I’m on the shitter T-Shirt by glenndesigns

Tweet drunk by megedsh

“I’m afraid Twitter”… Magnet by shelfcheck

“Hitter” Poster by markthaler

twittering about twitter by TerryBain

Pardon Me, I Just Tweeted by zazspaz

Shut your Tweethole by DirtyLaundry

I Will Not Tweet My Lunch by meltroid

I think someone is following me by megedsh

THUMB’S UP “You Like This.” by retroart

Don’t be a twit! by hopelessnecro

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Tweet Mousepad by rgerull

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Twitter T-Shirts by TwitterTweeShirts

Ladies Light Tee by hughbriss

Twitpocalypse Survivor by wheresthevan

Now I Twitter by maggie02

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RU FOLOING ME? wmn by twitterfunny

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Before the month is over I am either getting a

1.) Sidekick around 200$

2.) Digital Camera around 100$

3.) Draven shoes around 50$

I know for sure I am getting a pair of Draven shoes before the summer is over and I sorta want the new Osiris shoes that came out. Along with that I am getting two pairs of Baby Phat and Applebottom high top shoes. Dravens are like 50$ along with Osiris and Baby Phat and Applebottom are around 30$ .

I want a sidekick because I want a cellphone with a qwertty keyboard and I think I can get apps because I really want myspace and twitter added to my phone when I get one…. or atleast twitter because knowing me I am always updating. I’m a twitter whore like Tila and Miley Haha I even added a twitter “Follow Me” button to my myspace page.

I want a camera because I am constantly asking my grandma for hers to take pictures. I am just soooo photogenic I just rock!! They are cheap only around 80-100$ .

Hit me up at
- Twitter.com/shyshy6510
- Myspace.com/dumbo_lvr
- elephantgirl814@gmail.com

PEACE LOVEZ YA!

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hmmmm...the perfect love

How do we know how long to stick our cold, day old (wait…two day old) coffee in the microwave?

It’s a crap shoot in the beginning.  We don’t know the power of the microwave (home vs. office), we don’t know how the container will react to the microwave in the re-heating of the brew.  We don’t know other factors that will determine the outcome we desire…a nice, hot, stimulating, eye-popping cup of coffee.  And yes, this is how I feel about coffee…every morning & about 3pm every day.

What about marketing?  We try our best shot by evaluating all the materials given to us, researched by us, and of course by what the client says…but in the end…isn’t it a crap shoot as well?  Sometimes (and in this analogy of the day) I don’t think it is anymore…well 87% of the time it isn’t!

Because I feel as though I know a lot of tools (“tools” being the word used in groundswell) & how they thrive, beat & pulse; I feel as though I can recommend a client to a certain tool to enhance their presence on the web….the social web that is.

Back to coffee…

Someone just recently told me that they only thought I knew Twitter…yes, I could be considered a Twitter Whore at times, but I have been doing this “stuff” for almost four years now and have implemented inside of corporations as well helped individual entrepreneurs.  I have had my scolding hot cup with ice cold coffee in it.  I have had my nuclear hot coffee that had to be watered down…and then there are those days that I finally figured out the right timing where my coffee is perfect. 

It’s all trial & error and I am so glad that I “think” I have it down to a nice cup of joe with-in a 30 second time frame.

I’ve been meaning to post these two videos for months and just completely forgot about them. 

LisaNova is a very popular YouTube personality. She has done a ton of short comedy bits over the last few years. My favorite work of hers are these two short parodies of Twitter-users who broadcast their lives and generally spend their waking hours attempting to get attention on Twitter. Enjoy:

If you would like to see more of LisaNova’s work you can check it out here.

ONLINE VIDEO OF THE WEEK: TWITTER WHORE

Recommended to me today by my favorite Angelino, Twitter Whore chronicles the life of one Twitter-obsessed girl.  I personally, abstain from Twitter much like I try to abstain from reading US Weekly. . .except on special occasions.

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