TWO AND A HALF MEN !!!

I was at the airport this morning and I looked down at my feet and saw a black leather suitcase. Upon opening it I discovered a thick manuscript titled ‘Twilight 3: Scrappy-Doo Makes A Boo-Boo’. Obviously someone had made a huge mistake and left an item of great value behind.  However a quick skim and I found out that in a jealous rage Scrappy attacks Edward with a meat cleaver and then forces himself on to Bella. Now I thought this was odd as Scrappy, other than being an asexual minor, was in fact a fictional cartoon character. Would it be like when Paula Abdul danced with MC Skat Kat in the ‘Opposites Attract’ film clip? It just wouldn’t work. Surely this version was a clever decoy to keep the “Twihards” guessing. So I installed the latest copy of Microsoft Decoder on my laptop and proceeded to retype the whole script. A day later when I hit DECODE I was presented with ‘Twilight 3: Hot Runnings’. I noticed it was fairly similar to that Disney movie about the guys that form a Jamaican bobsled team, except this was set in Iceland and Edward, Bella, Jacob, Hitler and Gandalf form a relay team that hopes to compete in London 2012. Hilarity ensues when Gandalf realises he was in a superior movie trilogy and plots the deaths of his teammates. After succeeding he has a tea party with Jude Law and Bono. Ha! Nice try, I figured this was also a decoy script as there would be no way Gandalf would let this pass – he would not kill off Hitler and then dine with Bono.

Even though both decoys proved to be of a higher quality in comparison to Twilight 1 and 2, I was still sick of being stuffed around by jackass writers. I was ready to give up. But I decided to give it one last go. Luckily as the true plot was revealed titled ‘Twilight 3: Edward vs Dracula’. Edward is enjoying a quiet nighttime read of ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ at a local beatnik cafe when the Count comes up behind him, taps him on the shoulder and asks him “are you serious with all this shit?” before ripping his head off and feasting on his jugular. As the petrified cafe patrons look on Dracula boldly declares: “Who is glittering now, bitch?”. The end. Turns out it’s a short film that they plan on running during the halftime show of the 2010 Superbowl.

In conclusion how much did my blog hits just go up? Would it be as much as a post titled ‘2 and a Half Men Is  Abreast Of The Rest’? Results in a few days.

Our latest member of the Viking Fellowship is an old friend.   I have known and played with Cap since I first started playing MMOs back in 2001.  Back then he was Cappy the Ogre Warrior of Norrath and he later became Capron the Barbarian Shaman.  Huge change in Lord of the Rings Online he is playing a Hobbit Burglar.  Capron started playing with us just a few weeks ago but is already level 44.  He is a MMO pro.  I am overjoyed that Cap has joined us.  He is an excellent player but also he is the life of the party.  Cappy is the funniest player MMO Viking has ever played with.  Smart comedy like 30 Rock not dumb comedy like 2 and a half men.  Cappy used to play Everquest in the back of his classes on his laptop which Beo and Nin thought was awesome.  I also love the fact he chose a Hobbit Burglar.  The fellowship really can use a burglar well for all the conjunctions, specially due to the fact Red seems to always be low on power.  Red will say this is due to the fact he is using all his warden skills possible and getting every inch out of it.  I think Red needs to drink more power potions!   And we needed a Hobbit.  This is Lord of the Rings dammit, sequel to The Hobbit.  This time the hobbit isn’t hired by Gandalf and 13 dwarves to burgle but by Redranth and 2 dwarves!  My favorite races in lotro in order are dwarves, hobbits, female elves, female humans, male humans, male elves.  I don’t know why people play an MMO to play a human that seems boring.  There might be a third dwarf, another old friend added to the mix if he ends up enjoying lotro.  MMO Viking hopes so.  You can never have too many dwarves!

MARTES 24 DE NOVIEMBRE

WARNER CHANNEL 20:00 hrs

SKY 205 / CABLEVISIÓN 210

Two and a half men / 2009 / CBS / Warner

Jake está cansado de seguir siendo humillado públicamente por discusiones entre Alan y Charlie, en esta ocasión en una tienda de helados.

Está aprendiendo a manejar y considera que quizás debería dejar la casa de playa.

• Sinopse: # TWO AND A HALF MENT
  Two and a Half Men is an American television comedy series, which premiered on CBS on Monday, September 22, 2003. The series simulcasts in Canada on A stations. The sitcom stars Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones. The show is about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie; his uptight brother, Alan; and Charlie’s (at the start of the series) 10-year-old nephew, Jake. Charlie’s free-wheeling life is complicated and altered when his brother gets divorced and moves into his beach-front house.

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Monday.  It’s a short week this week and thank goodness it really is a short week this week.  I got up this morning and got myself ready for my day today.  Heather had herself ready to go for the day along with the kids which I really appreciated because it made my  Monday morning that much easier.  I got up and got myself together for my day and ate breakfast with everyone.  Then Heather took off for work and I took a shower and joined the kids and we watched “The Early Show” on CBS.  We found out that they are recalling all the drop-side cribs in the country and I have to say that I think that recall is RIDICULOUS!  I’m not trying to downplay the deaths of people that are involved or say that any child’s death is not important, because they are.  But, to recall all drop side cribs is a little over the top.  How about telling all these parents to take two wood screws and screw the sides of their cribs in.  There – problem solved!  Kid can’t fall between the slats when it doesn’t move!  Anyway, we had a discussion about it and before I knew it, it was time for me to be off to work while the kids were off to school.

I got to work and prepared myself for a half day.  That really wasn’t such a bad thing.  I had some time this morning to finally get caught up on some paper work and really start to work ahead for the quarter.  I even had some time today to actually practice string bass for the winter concert.  This afternoon I was able to work on some things in my classroom and then get things ready for the winter concert including moving around some lights on the balcony in the auditorium to make sure that the chorus (that is now in the pit orchestra area) is properly lit up for the concert.  I got a lot accomplished in a very short amount of time.  I was shocked at what I was able to get done and how quickly I was able to do it.

I got done with my day and headed out and came home.  Heather was out driving and I helped the kids with their homework for a little bit.  Ruth cleaned up the kitchen and I worked on some things upstairs and then worked on my blog and helmets in the basement.  Heather and I got into a little bit of a tiff when she wasn’t home by quarter after five and there was no rhyme or reason as to why there was no plan for dinner.  We went back and forth on the cell phone and finally had to have dinner at “Wendy’s” on Front Street.  I took the kids with me and we met there and then came home.  Heather dropped Austin off to Scouts and then I went downstairs and watched my usual Monday night shows including “How I Met Your Mother”, “Accidentally On Purpose”, “Two and a Half Men”, “Big Bang Theory”, and “CSI Miami”.

Okay, so let’s talk about Part 4 of Chapter 18 of “Star Wars – Medstar I:  Battle Surgeons, A Clone Wars Novel” by Michael Reaves and Steve Perry……Chapter 18 (Part 4):  While in the middle of the Gordian Reach Den was waiting to be loaded into a troop transport with a soldier that he was talking to.  The soldier was ound and had lied in order to get into the military.  He survived a unit that had over seventy-percent casualties.  He was being interviewed with his thoughts on Den’s thumb camera until an insurrectionist who was undercover, blows away a bunch of soldiers with a pulse carbine.  Including the trooper he was interviewing.  The insurrectionist walks right towards me and everyone was yelling at me to run, yet I cannot becuase I am too scared.  But then a kid jumps in front of me and takes a shot to the gut that was meant for my head, saving my life.  The shooters gun jams and the security takes him down.  I then squat down wit hthe kid and ask him why he did it and his reply was that I’m so little.  Den said he assumed that the shield had equated small stature with youth.  Den said he thanked the child before he died and the child told him to tell his mother he loved her.  Yant said that was sad, but then said there was more because the shooter was human and he was a fourteen year old child as well.  he asked one of the security guards to tell his mother he loves her.  Den then said that these are the stories that people know about from the front lines.  That shows that killing isn’t grand with children dying and mother’s hearts being broken all over.  Zan said he was sorry and Den said they all are.

Charlie Sheen and Maria Schechter on the set.

Maria Ocana-Schechter attended the Komen Pink Tie Ball in June and had a great time, dancing and dining with her husband, her sister and many friends. Little did she know that she would soon make a new friend, a famous one by the name of Charlie Sheen.

Maria and her husband Bruce participated in the Live Auction at the Ball, winning a VIP package that took them to the CBS studios in Burbank for a taping of the hit television show “Two and a Half Men.” How much fun was it? Maria, Bruce and guests had front row seats for the taping, got to meet stars Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer afterward, plus enjoyed wine and appetizers before a tour of the set, backstage and props. They also met the show’s creator and executive producer Chuck Lorre and received two signed vanity cards. (If you watch the show, you know what they are.)

“Charlie is as handsome in person as on screen,” Maria reports. “It was a fabulous experience that my husband and I enjoyed immensely thanks to Komen.”

Save the date: the 2010 Pink Tie Ball will be May 15.

Presented by Guillaume.C and Mathieu

Presentation :
This American television series deals with a song writer, Charlie Sheen, who lives alone. But his brother, Alan, is divorced and came to live with his son at Charlie’s house.

Characters :
Charlie Sheen as Charles Francis “Charlie” Harper
Jon Cryer as Dr. Alan Jerome Harper
Angus T. Jones as Jacob David “Jake” Harper
Holland Taylor as Evelyn Harper

My opinion :

This series is just correct. It is not very funny like the other series because the humour level is very low. The main characters haven’t a special personality and  they are often boring.

This series is just interesting when we have time on our hands. However, if you are busy doing something then do it and avoid losing your watch this simple series.

My Mark :
08/20

De acterende familie Estévez bestaat uit vader Ramón en kinderen Carlos, Emilio, Ramón en Renée. Ramón is de zoon van een Ierse moeder en een Spaanse vader, beiden Amerikaanse immigranten. De acterende Ramón besloot zijn familienaam achter zich te laten en een artiestennaam te zoeken. Hij was erg gelovig en vond de naam bij Fulton J. Sheen, een katholieke bisschop en theoloog. Het werd uiteindelijk Martin Sheen. Klinkt niet slecht. Maar klinkt het zo veel beter dan Ramón Estévez? Dat heeft ook wel iets. Iets exotisch. Sheen bouwde een stevige carrière uit met als hoogtepunt de rol van Captain Willard in de oorlogsfilm Apocalypse Now van Francis Ford Coppola. Geniale film, geniaal geacteerd. Hij bleek ook naast zijn filmcarrière erg productief en kreeg vier kinderen: Carlos, Emilio, Renée en Ramón. Estévez dus, niet Sheen. De vier kinderen stapten zoals dat hoort in de voetsporen van hun vader en gingen acteren. Emilio, Renée en Ramón behielden hun vaders geboortenaam, Carlos nam de artiestennaam van zijn vader over. Emilio Estévez heeft als ‘grootste’ acteerprestatie de rol van Gordon Bombay in The Mighty Ducks neergezet. Renée en Ramón moesten het met heel wat mindere B-films doen. Het grootste succes in de familie was uiteindelijk weggelegd voor zoon Carlos, die zichzelf omdoopte tot Charlie Sheen. Iedereen kent zijn naam, zijn gezicht, maar eigenlijk heeft hij een belabberde filmografie. Of vindt u Major League, Scary Movie 3 & 4, Hot Shots en de tv-serie Two and a Half Men om mee uit
te pakken ?

• Sinopse: # TWO AND A HALF MENT
  Two and a Half Men is an American television comedy series, which premiered on CBS on Monday, September 22, 2003. The series simulcasts in Canada on A stations. The sitcom stars Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones. The show is about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie; his uptight brother, Alan; and Charlie’s (at the start of the series) 10-year-old nephew, Jake. Charlie’s free-wheeling life is complicated and altered when his brother gets divorced and moves into his beach-front house.

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A Fox e a CBS empataram em primeiro lugar na demo qualificada, com a ABC levando a melhor em total de telespectadores. Algumas séries da ABC atingiram sua melhor audiência na temporada, enquanto, adivinha?, ‘Heroes’ atingiu seu novo recorde negativo.

A Fox levou ao ar ‘House’ e ‘Lie to Me’. A primeira fez 12.9 milhões de telespectadores e 5.1 pontos na demo qualificada 18-49, enquanto a segunda fez apenas 2.9 pontos e atraiu 7.8 milhões de telespectadores. As duas séries tiveram ligeiras quedas.

A CBS exibiu ‘How I Met Your Mother’ (8.4 milhões e 3.5 pontos), ‘Accidentally on Purpose’ (7.8 milhões e 3.0 pontos), ‘Two And a Half Men’ (14.1 milhões e 4.8 pontos) e ‘The Big Bang Theory’ (13.5 milhões e ótimos 5.1 pontos na demo – crescimento de 9%). A emissora fechou a noite com ‘CSI: Miami’ (13.5 milhões e 3.8 pontos).

Com sua finale se aproximando, ‘Dancing With the Stars’ da ABC foi muito bem, atingindo sua maior audiência na temporada: 10.9 milhões e 2.6 pontos.

Já ‘Heroes’, na NBC, atingiu sua pior audiência na história: 5.1 milhões de telespectadores e 2.2 pontos na demo. ‘Trauma’, já cancelada, também foi muito mal: 5.2 milhões e 1.8 ponto. A emissora fechou a noite com ‘The Jay Leno Show’ em alta de 17%: 4.5 milhões e 1.4 ponto. o talk show contou com a participação de Taylor Lautner, co-estrela de ‘New Moon’.

A CW fecha a lista com ‘Gossip Girl’ e ‘One Tree Hill’. A primeira fez 2.6 milhões e 1.2 ponto, enquanto a segunda fez 2.2 milhões e o mesmo 1.2 ponto.

Wednesday.  The day after one of the greatest nights that I have ever had and I am exhausted.  But I will say that it was all worth the time  and I do not regret being tired today.  I got up reluctantly this morning, but was excited once I got out to the dining room.  The kids were all excited and asking questions about last night and we had fun talking about the event and eating breakfast togehter. One thing that was going to make my day go easier was the fact that I only had a half day with my students today, which will make it easier on me trying to get back into the swing of things.  We finished breakfast and Heather was out the door on her way to work.  I took a shower and joined the kids while we watched “The Early Show” on CBS and then I was off to work while they were off to school.

I got to work and I had a majority of my classes today.  It was a rough start to the day, but I knew it would be with me being gone to a workshop for two days.  I had to try and bring my classes back up to speed on what to expect of me and what to expect in my class.  I had an okay day with my students, although I have one class that I know is going to be a trial and I haven’t even met the students yet.  I really hate it when teachers come around and tell me that I need to watch out for a particular class because they just “look bad”.  You know what?  Let me make my own decisions about my class and let me figure out how to handle each of my classes on my own.  I know it sounds selfish, but I’ve had classes that others thought would be awful and those classes end up being some of the coolest ones I’ve had.  I made it through my half day.  At noon, I stuck around and had lunch in my classroom and got things back up to speed in the room.  It took a while but I was able to organize things and get them together.  I had quite the day however, because one of our teachers cannot use her room to teach in, and I had to help her clear things out of her room and find storage for all her equipment.  I was busy the entire day.  I was so happy to be done with work and left at about three forty-five.

I got home and started to unwind a little bit.  I talked to the kids a little and then went downstairs and played “Call of Duty 4″ for about an hour or so.  I was excited because I finally got my Gold AK-47 and got a chance to use it a few times before dinner.  I then stopped and went upstairs and joined the family for dinner.  We ate and then I went downstairs and worked on a few things while I watched “The Office” and two episodes of “Two and a Half Men”.  I then watched my usual Wednesday night shows including “Garry Unmarried”, “Glee”, and “CSI NY” and then went to bed.

Okay, so let’s talk about Part 2 of Chapter 17 of “Star Wars – Medstar I:  Battle Surgeons, A Clone Wars Novel” by Michael Reaves and Steve Perry……Chapter 17 (Part 2):  He said he used to spend a lot of time at the Green Glowstone Tavern and Dewback Inn on Coruscant.  Den told him that he has found a lot of good leads to stories in the Crimson Corridor on Coruscant and said that he’s surprised that his master, Lorn Pavan, got him into those bars since they don’t like droids, but I-Five explained that Pavan was not his master, but a friend.  Den was surprised as I-Five continued to explain that he and Lorn were business associates as they exchanged info, sabaac numbers, and all sorts of things.  Den then noted they were far from Coruscant and he tried to ask the droid why he was here, but the droid’s attention was overted.  He watched some of the surgeons enter and among them was Zan.  Den then he swore that the droid was nervous and was actually able to show it on his robot face.  Den then asked I-Five why he would leave that life behind I-Five said they were being chased by an assassin.  Den then said it was a Zabrack and noted that the droid’s eyes lit up and Den realized that it’s the eyes that telegraph the droids mood.  I-Five asked him how he knew and Den said he noticed he was nervous when Zan, the Zabrack, entered the cantina.  I-Five said their assassin was very skilled and was better than Phow Ji and that he even had skills beyond the Jedi…..

Martes 17 de noviembre

WARNER CHANNEL a las 20:00 hrs, SKY 205, CABLEVISION 210

Two and a Half Men CBS 2009 / Warner Channel

Alan comienza a trabajar para Evelyn, Charlie trata de arreglar el problema que hay entre Chelsea y Jake.

Dexter – Cel mai iubit criminal in serie. Crima, thriller, mister, drama 10/10

Two and a Half Men – 2 adulti, 1 copil, niciunul matur. Comedie 08/10

Chuck – Dork in timpul zilei, agent secret pe timpul noptii. Comedie 09/10

How I Met Your Mother – Un fel de Friends. Neil Patrick Harris e de urmarit. Comedie 09/10

Californication – Fornicating allot in California Comedie,drama 10/10

Nu am postat serialele care s-au terminat (oz, soprano,etc), sau care mai scot episoade si nu imi plac asa de mult cum imi placeau la inceput (weeds, prison break, heroes, lost etc).

Monday.  It was the beginning of a long, but exciting week this week.  Most importantly in my mind is the idea that I will be going to “Star Wars:  In Concert” tomorrow night and I can’t wait to go to the concert!  It’s going to be so much fun!  But, I had a day of work in between.  I got up this morning and took a shower while Heather helped to get the kids ready and made some breakfast this moring.  Not long after that, Heather left for work.  The kids and I ate some breakfast together and then watched the “Early Show” on CBS before work/school.  I had a workshop today, so I was able to stay later and watched Tara and Austin leave for he bus stop.  They left and I left not long after.

I then got to my workshop and had a nice moring and afternoon at work.  What was really cool was that my school district was nice enough to provide a lunch which I really appreciated.  I can’t talk about the workshop much, but I can tell you that we are trying to get ourselves organized for the district and it seems to me that we all agree on what needs to be done.  The question is how to get the staff to buy in.  I think that’s the big question that we need to answer as we continue to work on this workshop.  I have the workshop again tomorrow.  It was an interesting day as I’m not used to not having to go to school and teaching and going to another place and just sitting down and talking about education.  It’s a nice change of pace.

I got home and helped the kids with their homework for a little bit and then went downstairs and played “Call of Duty 4″ online on the PS3.  I FINALLY got the Gold AK-47 and finished that challenge.  I did that just in time to go upstairs and eat dinner with the family.  We had a nice dinner of beef stroganoff.  We got done eating and catching up on our days and I went downstairs and watched “The Office” and two episodes of “Two and a Half Men” as I worked on my Mando helmet some more.  I popped out the T-Visor and removed the hot glue (which I had about an inch to two inches of it built up on the inside of the T-Visor giving me less room in the helmet for my head.  I think I’ll be able to fix it later, once I have another glue gun.  I got done with that and tried to watch “How I Met Your Mother” on T.V., but had problems trying to generate a picture on my T.V.  Cable company is coming tomorrow.  As I caught up on my blog, I watched “Accidentally On Purpose”, “Two and a Half Men”, “Big Bang Theory”, and “CSI Miami” before going to bed.

Okay, so lets’ talk about Part 1 of Chapter 17 of “Star Wars – Medstar I:  Battle Surgeons, A Clone Wars Novel” by Michael Reaves and Steve Perry…..Chapter 17 (Part 1):  Den Dhur had seen many things in his life, but a droid sitting alone in a cantina was a first.  He found it odd that the droid was sitting because droids don’t get tired so protocol droids found the position a useless gesture.  Even though there was no expression on the droid’s face, he got the feeling the droid was depressed.  Dhur pulled up a chair and said they don’t se many droids in the bar.  I-Five said that at the prices of these drinks, he could see why.  Den really found it odd to have a droid with a sense of humor.  He said he’d seen I-Five working with Offee in the OT.  I-Five said it was quite an experience and then Dhen asked him how he came to be of service on this planet and the protocol droid quoted a nove by Kai Kennik from two years back.  Den said he had a lot of literature knowledge droid and I-Five said that many protocol droids have thousands of novels stored in their memory banks.  But Den Dhur said that not all of htem could refer to them metaphorically like I-Five seemed to be doing.  Then I-Five said he wished he were human so he could get intoxicated.  Den then asked why the droid was here and the droid said it was nostalgia……

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Thursday.  No more day off from school, but that’s okay because I was ready to take on the day because I have a fun week coming next week.  But, in order to be ready for those days next week, I need to take the time now to be ready for my days next week.  So, I had quite the day ahead of me and I had a lot to do and a lot to get ready for.  But, in the long run it would be worth it.  I got up this morning and Heather had the kids going for the day already and I just jumped right into taking my shower.  I came out and ate breakfast with the kids while Heather took off for work.  I finished getting the kids ready for school and I was off to work while they were off to school.

Not much to talk about when it comes to work today. I simply had to give final exams.  Apparently I’m a completely cruel teacher for giving final exams.  All well, it’s a good thing I didn’t become a teacher to be popular with the kids.  I think they totally forget that my ultimate goal is to make sure that they are learning in my classroom and to have a way to prove that they are actually learning and not slacking off.  After all, that is my goal by being a teacher.  I got done with my work day and stayed a little late today to do some grading and then went home.

I got home and got things together for tomrrow and then went downstairs to actually relax for a little bit.  I decided to play some “Call of Duty 4″ on the PS3 for about an hour or so before it was tie for dinner.  I am doing pretty well on the game.  I figure at the rate I’m going, I will be able to have my Gold AK-47 in the not too distant future.  Maybe even by the time Thanksgiving Break is done.  I then went upstairs and ate dinner with the family and then watched “The Office” and two episodes of “Two and a Half Men” on Fox and then watched my usual T.V. shows including “Survivor”, “CSI”, and “Fringe” on tape before going to bed.

Okay, so let’s talk about Part 2 of Chapter 15 of “Star Wars – Medstar I:  Battle Surgeons, A Clone Wars Novel” by Michael Reaves and Steve Perry…..Chapter 15 (Part 2):  No one he saw on the way to the starboard docking bay talked to him, they simply nodded.  He had the advantage of hainv all the keycards unlike the other members of The Silent.  He would later on cover his tracks by erasing the movements of the keyboard and he was covered because no on ewould trace the movement of a member of The Silent back to Admiral Bleyd.  He strolled through the hallway and thought it was nice to be anonymous.  Mathal’s ship had been parked on teh darkest part of the subflight deck that Admiral Bleyd had sabotaged to make sure he could continue on with his mission.  the ship had been cleared by the Admiral (himself) to leave any time.  He got into the ship and was granted immediate clearance.  He piloted the ship out of the deck and as he knew the hardest part was approaching.  He looped under the keel of the ship and headed aft, staying close to the deck so sensors could not detect him.  Not only did it do that, but it gave the Black Sun thousands of observers to discuss how insane Mathal was for driving so close to the ship.  He took off the robe to reveal a thinskin vac suit that would give him five minutes of survival to eith er get to a full vac suit or a pressurized ship.  As he pulled ahead, the trash lock opened with a remote and the carbonite block floated out toward the ship.  Bleyd guided the shuttle next to it and pulled close with a grapple arm……

Seit ich erkältet bin hab ich viel Zeit die ich unter anderem zum Fernsehn nutze, und da hab ich doch diese wunderbar unterhaltsame Sendung gefunden!

Kurz zum Inhalt: Es geht um Charlie (Charlie Sheen), einen gut verdienenden Werbejinglekomponisten mit Villa am Strand von Malibu, welcher unverheiratet ist und ständig eine neue Affäre hat. Bei ihm wohnen sein geschiedener Bruder Alan (Jon Cryer) und dessen Sohn Jake (Angus T. Jones).

Besonders gut gefällt mir das Intro. Diese Version ist auch nicht schlecht:

Eine besonders gute Szene, noch aus der 1. Staffel:

Also, schaut euch die Serie ruhig mal an

Dienstag, 21:15 Pro7

Montags – Freitags, 12:15 & 16:10 Kabel1

Sairam os nomes que vão concorrer ao People’s Choice Awards 2009. ‘Twilight’ e ‘True Blood’ estão entre os mais votados. Os fãs dedicaram mais de 18 milhões de votos para as duas atrações.

‘Twilight’ é o favorito a Melhor Filme, Franquia e Melhor Elenco (Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson e Taylor Lautner). Stewart e Pattinson também concorrem individualmente por Melhor Atriz e Melhor Ator, enquanto Lautner concorre a Melhor Revelação.

‘True Blood’ foi nomeado para o prêmio Maior obsessão e Melhor Série Sci-Fi/Fantasia, enquanto Anna Paquin concorre a melhor Atriz de Drama.

Os fãs podem votar em seus favoritos no site oficial da premiação.

Veja aqui a lista completa de indicados relacionados a TV:

Série de Drama

CSI
Grey’s Anatomy
House
Lost
NCIS

Série de Comédia

Desperate Housewives
How I Met Your Mother
The Big Bang Theory
The Office
Two And a Half Men

Ator de Drama

Hugh Laurie
Kiefer Sutherland
Mark Harmon
Matthew Fox
Patrick Dempsey

Atriz de Drama

Anna Paquin
Blake Lively
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Katherine Heigl
Mariska Hargitay

Ator de Comédia

Alec Baldwin
Charlie Sheen
Jim Parsons
Neil Patrick Harris
Steve Carell

Atriz de Comédia

Alyson Hannigan
America Ferrera
Amy Poehler
Eva Longoria Parker
Tina Fey

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• Be sure to check out The CW’s site for all the new video content this week.
• Last night’s One Tree Hill (2.7 million viewers rounded up) and Gossip Girl (2.4  million viewers rounded up) saw a great increase in the ratings compared to last week. One Tree Hill matched its season-high, and The CW sent out a press release touting that and Gossip Girl’s increases in the key demographics.
• Examiner.com has an interview with Austin Nichols (Julian, One Tree Hill).  I love what he says about The Notebook.  It’s both kind of sweet in an idealistic way and funny in a realistic way.  By the way, have you read my interview with Nichols?
• MTV picked up The Notebook comments as well. It’s even more interesting when you consider that Bethany Joy Galeotti (Haley, One Tree Hill) is adapting the movie into a musical.  That’s what Lee Norris (Mouth) was referring to in our interview.
• The One Tree Hill Connection has a new podcast with an interview with Mike Grubbs of WakeyWakey who played, um, Grubbs in last night’s episode.
• PEOPLE.com has a poll asking if the Gossip Girl threesome was “too sexy or too safe.”
• The Parents Television Council released a new statement in response to the episode.
• I really enjoyed TVGuideMagazine.com’s take on the threesome and Variety has an interesting comparison to Two and a Half Men.
• Gossip Girl has been nominated for Favorite TV Obsession and Blake Lively (Serena) was nominated for Favorite TV Drama Actress in the People’s Choice Awards, where fans actually vote for the winners.
• In case you missed my coverage, Dawson’s Creek: The Complete Series was released on DVD today.  They also finally updated the Web site!
• Just noticed that James Van Der Beek (Dawson, Dawson’s Creek) tweeted about the Chad Michael Murray (Charlie, Dawson’s Creek; Lucas, One Tree Hill) comments at the Paley panel.
• In advance of its January premiere, EW.com is already telling readers to watch Life UneXpected, which stars Kerr Smith (Jack, Dawson’s Creek).
• Adam Brody (Seth, The O.C.) says he tried doing his own singing for Jennifer’s Body but they didn’t like his voice.

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Alan tiene que hacerla de Naná con el Bebé de Judith y con su Mamá que siempre se encuentra un poco…. “feliz”;  mientras Judith y Herb salen para tomar unos días llenos de “romanticismo”. Mientras tanto, Charlie atropella a un gato del que jura se trata Sir Lancelot, y Jake toma una foto de ese accidente para chantajear a Charlie y que lo deje manejar su Mercedes.

It is Tuesday. The World Series ended last Wednesday, so that means that last night was the start of the first week of November sweeps that does not include the aberrant behavior caused by the Fall Classic. What could have happened? Did the ratings get turned upside down? Did Jay Leno draw 50 million viewers?

Well, I’m guessing you already know the answer if you’ve read this blog at all, but I will tell you that if you want a full rundown go here, but if you want me to continue to ramble on, you should read past the jump.

This is the face of the most watched show on Monday night...Really?

Now, since I haven’t bothered to explain the concept of ratings sweeps months before, I figured I should offer you some information. Sweeps is the month when the ratings determine how much money the networks will charge advertisers for the rest of the season. There are two big sweeps months, November and February, and these are usually the months that shows reserve for their gimmicks that seem like they will draw the most viewers. Stunt-casting, threesome storylines(yes, I am giving a shout out to Gossip Girl here), and major plot developments almost always occur during these months. If you want a more detailed explanation, go here.

Now, on to the actual ratings.

The most watched show on Monday, as it has been for many nights in the past few years, was Dancing With The Stars(17.3 million viewers/18 million, 11.0 rating/11.3). The show was able to handily run away from the competition and, when coupled with ABC’s other show of the night, Castle(10.7 million, 6.9), which finished second in its timeslot, was able to deliver a big win for ABC, averaging 15.3 million viewers and a 9.7 rating. While I don’t understand the appeal of DWTS, I don’t think that anybody can deny that it is a ratings juggernaut that is not going away anytime soon. In fact, I would be shocked if that isn’t the biggest number of the week when it all plays out.

These are the faces of one of the best shows on TV

One of the shows that was able to make a valiant effort of dethroning DWTS first hour was the second place finisher in that timeslot, House(12.8 million, 7.4). While that is almost 5 million viewers behind DWTS monster number, but the impressive thing is that, with a 5.1 rating, House was the most watched show among the precious 18-49 year old demo. This is a vital win for FOX as that demographic appeals to the advertisers that are going to be looking at the sweeps data more than any other, so winning in adults 18-49 is as important as total viewers this month. When coupled with Lie To Me(7.5 million, 4.4), House was able to lead FOX to a slim win in the demo averaging a 4.0 rating for the night.

On the note of Lie To Me, losing 5.3 million viewers from your lead-in is not the way to get renewed for another season. Just saying.

Why in the world is this number 2 in total viewers Monday?

Anybody who has read many of these posts can tell you that I have a bias against most 30 minute sitcoms. The quality of your average 30 minute show is about the same level of humor that you can get in a frat room after about 40 beers. However, there is one good sitcom that I have steadfastly stood by on CBS on Monday nights. That show is How I Met Your Mother(9 million, 5.5). However, even with an Alan Thicke cameo, HIMYM was unable to break past the dynamic duo of House and DWTS to be one of the top two shows in the 8E/7C hour.

No, instead, the highest rated sitcom on television, most weeks, and the 2nd highest rated show on television last night, was the abysmal Two and a Half Men(14.1 million, 8.7). Why, in the name of all that is holy, do people watch this show? Why?!?

Another thing of note on CBS is that they began the 3 show crossover that is being billed as the CSI: Trilogy. Basically it amounts to a world-class actor, Laurence Fishburne, appearing on all three shows in the CSI franchise in one week. Last night it started on CSI:Miami and one its timeslot with 13.8 million viewers and an 8.9 rating. This will draw big numbers all week, I predict.

Why does he still have a job?

Finally, NBC actually is still bothering to put TV on the airwaves. As usual, the three lowest rated shows on the big four were, in descending order, Trauma(5.4 million, 3.5), Heroes(5.3 million, 3.4), and, reaching one of his lowest numbers yet, The Jay Leno Show(4 million, 2.6). At this point, Jeff Zucker is going to start costing this network millions of dollars in ad revenue due to the nature of sweeps. If the schedule isn’t reworked in a drastic way in the next month or so, this network will not have a non-sports related ratings win on any night of the entire season. This is my prediction, take it for what you will.