Hardly.

Some internet wastrel thinks that he has discovered the fabled lost city of Atlantis… while searching on Google.

Google has denied this claim, saying that it appeared to be “sonar data”. 

Anyone who can actually use Google  knows that the supposed location (near Morocco?) is completely off-target. Plato is likely spinning in his ancient burial site.

Pathetic.

Dear Atlantis Discoverer:

You should have run this by me first.

End communication.

-JH

Happy MABUS, dear friends!

If you have done your homework, then you will not be surprised.

Stay vigilant, dear readers.

-JH

Well, well. I have been proven wrong about Tom Hanks’ book “The Da Vinci Code”.  I thought it was the work of some silly  Osar winner cum uninformed disrespectful cryptoconspirologist.

According to this article, however, three new sketches have been found on the back of Leonardo DaVinci’s “The Virgin and Child with Saint Anne”,  which was discovered by archivists at Paris’ legendary “The Louvre Museum of Art”.

The images are reported to be sketch studies of a horse, skull, and Christ child with lamb. 

…and that is what troubles me.

I need to pull out my older scrolls.

We are not hearing the last of this.

-JH

According to this report, US Intelligence believes that North Korea’s owner, Kim Jong-Il, has had a negative “health event”, fueled in large by the fact that he failed to make an appearance at North Korea’s 60th anniversary parade.

This is quite an interesting development, which support Nippon’s own Prof. Toshimitsu Shigemura, noted “North Korea expert” and brother-at-arms, recent claim that Kim Jong Il has been dead since 2003 and is being impersonated by surgically-altered stand-ins.

While his claims were initially laughed-off by the “media”, this recent Intelligence release would seem to lend some credence to Shigemura’s revelation.

And people mock us for what we do… for shame. Kudos all around for Toshimitsu Shigemura! It is an exciting time in cryptoconspirology, dear readers.

Stay vigilant.

-JH

As a man who was naturalised under the reign of RONALD REAGAN, you will not find anyone more devoted to the sacrifices of JAMES “JIM” BRADY. In a polite way, I half-clap at the cute meanderings of his Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence.

Read this scandalous report about MARY LOU McFATE, in which her actions as an anti-gun activist were alleged spying tactics of the National Rifle Association.

Having said that, I find it very intriguing that they have only just now realized that their are traitors in their midst. Anyone in their right minds who are in opposition to power must first analyze the potential of their enemy. Any two year old who has read Sun Tzu will tell you that.

-JH

In last week’s chapter of this, our revelation, I mentioned that perhaps BARACK OBAMA’s vice-presidential candidate will give us our answer and I was stormed with a slew of e-mails berating my scholarly merit in regards to the matter.

The general tenor of the commentary has been “We’ve been saying RAY MABUS all along!!!”.

For those of you who’ve just searched for “barack obama nostradamus anti-christ” allow me to sum up the reasoning of those in the Anti-christ conspiracy community that cling to this puerile belief. (That includes you, Sharon and Marc from Winnipeg.) 

- His name is MABUS. Just like the Mabus of prophecy.

- Mabus was a powerful governor from Mississippi. This brings biblical reference to Daniel 11:40 in which a “King From the North” (in this scenario, Obama) and a “King From the South” (Mabus) will collide in war that will be the first seal of the end times genesis. Those who believe this notion claim that this would be less of an antagonistic collision and more of a benevolent union or “coming together” in a common pursuit.

… and that, dear readers, is the sum total of their argument. As a man of letters, I take severe issue with the woeful lack of any form of thorough research into this “theory”…

UNLESS… Raymond Edwin Mabus Jr., Obama supporter and adviser, is announced as his vice-presidential candidate, which culminates in Obama’s election as President.

…but alas, friends and enemies, even this can not be the case.

Remember, this crucial bit of Nostradamus’ prophecy from Century 2, Quatrain 62:

Mabus then will soon die

I now ask you – How is it possible for Mabus to be the Anti-Christ when Nostradamus predicted the end times would come upon the death of Mabus?

And here is where I repeat myself. Look into the middle of OBAMABUSH.

Mabus is the transition. The “death of Mabus”, therefore, can not happen until the transition is complete. In this case, the end of Obama’s presidency.

Should that happen, either by circumstance or process, the “heir to the throne”, the incumbent successor would be the de-facto Anti-Christ.

And yet, here is where my theory meets it’s condition. Many have tackled concerns about Obama’s links to the Anti-Christ, which has led me to believe it will be his running mate… it could also very well be the next next President of the United States, be it the vice-president under Obama or the Republican nominee in 2012.

I have already said too much.

-JH

While BARACK OBAMA skips throughout Europe patting himself on the back, Arizona Senator JOHN McCAIN is lining up his presumptive presidency’s policy of disrespect for CHINA (especially with the quick approach of the Olympics) by meeting with the DALAI LAMA in Colorado.

From the article on Breitbart:

“I’ve been a great admirer of his … and look forward to meeting an individual who is a transcendent international role model and hero. ” – Breitbart.com

GOT IN HIMMEL! What are you doing? We know you’re tired and probably haven’t had a nap or a glass of warm milk in days, but did an intern line up your schedule?

For someone who spends time in a German restaurant in Ohio, while his opponent addresses the German people, this is the opposite of a sound political decision.

China will be watching this very closely. Mark my words.

I am VERY disturbed by this. I never thought I’d say this, but perhaps ANN COULTER is on to something.

-JH

Read the a full transcript of BARACK OBAMA’s would-be-historic speech in Berlin HERE.

I will really need to give this some serious thought before I respond with my usual cynical knee-jerk trivializiation of everything this man says… because frankly I didn’t see the “Germany and the United States must unite to fight terror” part coming… and he says it in the very city that is symbolic for unity through progress on the world-stage… um… um-

While I gather my thoughts, please allow these usual cynical knee-jerk trivializations to suffice.

Here and here and here… and here… aaand HERE and over here and then riiiiiight abooout here.

-JH

Stay tuned, friends. It’s just starting to get interesting…

-JH

WHO IS MABUS?

WAS IT SADAAM?

The notion of SADAAM HUSSEIN as the Anti-Christ is the farthest stretch.

NOSTRADAMIANS will go to the fact that his “visions” were reflected in a dark pool of water… and thus mirror-image interpretations are accepted as evidence. The optical illusion being that mabus (in a mirror) would read sudam.

The theories here are very interesting, including that Nostradamus predicted 27 years of war in the Middle East, which is even more intriguing considering Sen. BARACK OBAMA’s ideas of a near immediate US-withdrawal from Iraq versus the centenary mentality of his rival.

The question of SADAAM HUSSEIN being the “MABUS” of lore is still child’s play, regardless of what people may say regarding the link between the death of Sadaam and the McNaught Comet.  (Well done, by the way, John. Close… but I can not award you with one of my cherished Cubans.)

I can not agree because there was not the vital “black one” that figures into the equation.

“Between two rivers he shall fear the military hand, The black one and the wrathful one will be repentant.” – Century VI, Quatrain 33

The “two rivers” are obviously the Tigris and Euphrates.

The “wrathful one” is clear. The “black one” is clear.

OBAMABUSH

Part 1

Part 2

-JH

About ILLUMARAZZI

About the author

Mark my words: AL GORE is thinking he was verbose. LEONARDO DICAPRIO is thinking he backed the wrong whore.

GREEN IS THE ONLY WAY PEOPLE!!!

…I’ve said my piece, now off to the bars, bitches!

This better not be a hoax. If this turns out to be some immigration stunt, I will be very dismayed. 

I have half a mind to cancel my plans for tomorrow.

We shall wait and see what this turns out to be.

-JH

Why do we do what we do? Are we eager for the end times? Must we look into every cranny to rip out every ugly nugget? What price is recognition for our discovery if the result is the stuff of Revelation and the ultimate death of all?

The reason is: to prepare you.

Not in merely the gathering of rations – for what good is a tin of Pork and Beans when faced with raining lava from the skies or a tsunami of fire that envelops the globe in 24 hours? What good is it when the only glory is to be “right” in the face of impending doom? A true 15 minutes of fame.

Lo, we seek to bring to light the latest research into that which has been prophesied.

Many times prophecies have been disproved. Is it that the prophet was wrong altogether or that active steps were taken to alter events in such a way that the prophecies were left to be fulfilled at a later time?

And so we begin a hypothetical thesis, if you will, on the true identity of the potential third coming of what has been called The Antichrist. As this is a very real and breathing and (at times) powerful figure in our society, we must operate under certain subterfuges to avoid the radar. To some, this may frustrate. To those of our brave ilk, this is merely a familiar precaution.

I will be brief.

Stay tuned.

-JH

The “Amero” is the El Dorado of modern conspiracy theory, dear pupil.

Re-focus your work on Mssr’s Hoffman, Lorenz, and Clarke. We were truly on to something!

What if the 3 “muses” of mind-expanding scientific thought (whose work has been perverted into “mind-control” experiments by you-know-who) were to be “removed”?

And here we have the three!

Is that what brings about the new New science??? One can only hope that STEPHEN HAWKING is taking his B-12 shots!

Text me back.

 -JH

Edward Lorenz, noted meteorologist and father of the chaos theory, has passed into phase 3.

His infamous “butterfly effect” analogy is what gave us Jeff Goldblum in the documentary “Jurassic Park” as well as lead to Ashton Kutcher being perceived as a serious actor.

We will miss you, Eddie.

Those of you who missed ABIGAIL BRESLIN’s interiew (video forthcoming) on The Tonight Show with JAY LENO will regret it!

ABIGAIL BRESLIN seemed to babble on and play the “youth card”… but to my eye, the most poignant moment was JAY LENO tearing up his cards at the first commercial break. Apparently, he had received some hard-hitting questions that he perceived would fall on “youthful” ears?? I’m sure CONDOLEEZA had the “cut to commercial” button wired directly to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. (As if they don’t have that already.)

What offended me the most was the preview of her picture, NIM’S ISLAND. In the clip, she was forced to exclaim “Today’s the day we fight for a peaceful world!”

When I was a child in Austria, this sort of infantile, ignorant, wrongfully-befuddling, misplaced, uncharacterictally bitter, saccharine HYPOCRISY would have gotten me two lashes with a sharp Cherrywood twig!!!!!!!!! 

That being said – I am most assured that around the world the other members of THE LULLABY 4  are tipping their glasses at ABIGAIL’s cunning savvy (except dear “pregnant” ANGELINA, of course!).

Wait and see… our clock is not yet up!

 -JH

While it has taken me a few days to even begin to publically address my emotions over the death of ARTHUR C. CLARKE this week.

CRYPTOCONSPIROLOGISTS world-wide have enjoyed his video emissaries from his adopted SRI-LANKA. In late 2007,  on the occasion of his 90th birthday, in a heart-felt video message (which we commented on at the time)  Sir Arthur said a good-bye to his friends and comrades in “the search”.

Times have changed in the scarce 4 months since then. On first glance, it might seem a beautiful denouement that he should pass after such a farewell, we would be lazy to pretend that this is so simple.

However, let us look at this little ”journalistic visit” from IRAN’s version of a “scientific journalist”, POURIA NAZEMI, to Sir Arthur C. Clarke’s compound in Colombo, Sri Lanka.

This is tragic. Did you note how the camera panned about to his books and movies – as if they were veritable database of free-thinking thought for them to ban?!!!!

You will recall in my post about the 2008 GRAMMY awards, that I addressed the conveniently inconspicuous death of “actor” ROY SCHEIDER.

I am reminded of Nostradamus:                   

                                     “O what a horrid and sad torment

                                       Shall be put to three innocents,

                                      Poison shall be suspected,

                                      Evil guards shall betray them.

                                      They shall be put to horror by                                      

                                      Drunken executioners.”                      

                                                              – Henry C. Roberts, trans.

Let us look at what we have:

ROY SCHEIDER  - dead by “unknown complications” – February 10, 2008

ARTHUR C. CLARKE - dead by “breathing complications” – March 19, 2008

Who will be next friends? Consider this a BLIND ITEM. I have an idea, but I dare you to

“work the pattern”. It will shock you.

-JH

When will the DEMOCRATS learn that hoes do not pay?!

From the man who brought you “I Destroyed Organized Crime” and “Wall Street? Schmall Street!”, the “MEDIA” reported today that New York Governor, ELLIOT SPITZER, is fingered via wiretap in a recently exposed PROSTITUTION RING based in New York. The sordid details include SEX, DRINKING, and more stuff to be exposed by the “MEDIA”.

Who knew that the AFL-CIO could hang on to a grudge, Spitzy?

We shall see in the coming days what ramifications this has. Look for HUCKABEE to latch on to this. BARACK OBAMA and the other one will probably avoid this like they avoid responsible political agendas.

Countdown to his prostitute’s picture and her interview on 20/20 in 5…4…3…2… (point).

 -JH

UPDATE: SPITZER HAS RESIGNED

Apparently #9 has realized that the POWERS have him right where they want him.

Although, I am loathe to admit it, apparently JOHN LENNON was actually trying to tell us something…

In case you haven’t already been introduced (We’re still watching you TED KENNEDY.), meet DIMITRI MEDVEDEV, the named successor to Russian King,

VLADIMIR PUTIN. (Put your hands down. I refer to him as “King” only in its application to the UBER-MUSTER. )

This is a stunning development that can only leave us baffled as to what the GREAT BEAR might be up to. Spain threw an interesting almost Reagan-esque spectacle onto the world stage in a sickeningly overt manner in which Spaniard, JAVIER BARDEM, “won” the BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR Academy Award for Spain last Sunday.

If you look at the time span that it’s been since we had ZARKOZY’s nuptials to the death of ROY SCHEIDER and the BARDEM play (as well as the interesting updates

from NORTH KOREA regarding the NEW YORK PHILHARMONICS broadcast), this is quickly becoming a “last call all-in at the ‘Hot Club’ whorehouse”.

Depending on how GERMANY responds (be it subtle or conspicuous), this is already forming itself as an interesting geopolitical recipe for a rather volatile global soup. Let us just hope that nobody lights the stove.

GERMANY could be covert. For instance, a mention of the looks of BARDEM or the political acumen of JONG-IL KIM on PROJECT:RUNWAY. (And yes, we remember the road to television host was not an easy one, was it, HEIDI?)

GERMANY could be  obvious. Perhaps some sort of sausage innovation or maybe a leaked up-skirt photo that some on-the-spot paparazzo got of ANGELA MERKEL)? We can only guess what their next move might be.

Attention must be paid, however, regardless of the scale of the action, to the SPAN OF TIME. Therein will be the answer to how this puzzle will fit in to the pattern.

Sleep well.

   -JH

While I know most of you do not follow the latest work of this visionary man, I felt this heartfelt farewell video is worthy of a post. May you go into the gentle beyond – naturally -with little pain… as we all know is pre-determined.

Cryptoconspirologists – note when the “end” happens. He has spoken too oft of “the after” and this seems to be a message to me that he senses something might be coming.

Stay tuned.

- JH