The slider door won’t open And her bumper hangs down Like a snaggle tooth The windshield’s cracked And her dents are several She’s filthy And stinks to the high heavens Lordy…. she needs a bath … more →
Coffee Stains and Cigarette Burnswrote 2 months ago: Halloween rules! Free candy, hot girls dressing provocatively, and costume parties. Sometimes howeve … more →
wrote 3 months ago: I’ve been getting a lot of heck from people who enjoy wearing tights as pants. And I am not sa … more →
wrote 4 months ago: There was a PostSecret a few weeks ago that quoted Katharine Hepburn, saying, “Plain women kno … more →
wrote 5 months ago: So I sat up until 3:30 am watching ‘Frankie and Johnny’, with Al Pacino and Michelle Pfe … more →
wrote 6 months ago: A wise man once told me, ‘Pretty girls have to do things, fat/ugly girls have to do everything … more →
wrote 8 months ago: Really? Has anybody actually told you that? I mean besides yourself. Its crazy the amount of young l … more →
wrote 8 months ago: Susan Boyle. Enough said. I’m pretty sure right now you are probably wondering…. Susan w … more →
wrote 11 months ago: You see a girl across the distance. Maybe your in a crowded room, maybe she’s half a block aw … more →
wrote 1 year ago: The homely girls are talkin’ ’bout the cute guys The pretty girls are doin’ the cu … more →
wrote 1 year ago: I was having a conversation with a friend a little while ago, and he brought up and interesting thi … more →
wrote 1 year ago: The slider door won’t open And her bumper hangs down Like a snaggle tooth The windshield’s cracked A … more →
wrote 1 year ago: In Austrialia, in the “beautiful” mining town of Mt. Isa, the mayor has made a call on a … more →
wrote 1 year ago: That’s what Mayor John Molony wants you to believe anyway. Mount Isa, a mining town in northwe … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Jennifer Marimacho “You look reptilian with that green eye shadow” Kay laughed, then s … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Are you involved in politics now? Leave that to the writers and to the ugly girls. -Albert Camus, Jo … more →
wrote 2 years ago: Ibiteyoureyes spends a lot of time wasting time on craigslist. Occasionally, he applies to freelance … more →
wrote 2 years ago: These two FR’s are from last night at Bouginvillas in South Miami and this morning riding the … more →
wrote 2 years ago: After several misadventures, Khash and I were off to go to the 28th Philippine bookfair. We had tons … more →