A shocking incident took place not so long ago in Russia’s Tver region. A 44-year-old man, named only as Alexander K. attempted to have sex with a raccoon. The predator bit a big piece of the man’s most cherished organ off.

“We could not believe it when we had a call from a hospital inquiring about a specialist to conduct the autopsy of a raccoon who had choked on a man’s penis!” a vet doctor said. “The man has had a hard time, of course, but this story cracks me up every single time I think about it,” he added.

Alexander K, a native of Volgograd, could never imagine that his outdoor weekend with his friends would have the most terrible ending possible.

It was a men-only party, with lots of vodka and dirty jokes. In the middle of the party the men had a guest from the natural world – they noticed a beast, which looked like a cat, they later said.

“It was a cute black and white fluffy animal with huge green eyes and a gorgeous tail,” the unluckiest of the men said. “We decided to have fun and caught the beast. A friend of mine told me that the raccoon was a kind and caring animal. Since we had no women in the company I thought that the raccoon could take care of me,” the man said.

Alexander pulled out his penis and got down on his knees in front of the animal. The vicious raccoon suddenly attacked the man’s penis and bit off a large piece of the man’s pride.

Alexander lost almost a half of his penis. Blood was gushing out of the lacerated wound. His friends did everything they could to help their wounded brother and called the ambulance.

Surgeons said that they would not be able to do anything to recreate the penis. They only managed to stop the bleeding and sent the man to the Moscow-based institute of urology.

“We were shocked with what we saw. How could anyone ever think of doing anything like that? He was lucky that the beast was healthy. We examined the body of the raccoon and did not find rabies. We told the man that he could have a plastic surgery of the penis to have it recreated. On the other hand, he obviously needs to have his head examined, not the penis,” a doctor said.

Pe scurt – un barbat de 44 ani din Rusia aa vrut sa faca sex cu un raton care i-a muscat jumatate din penis si s-a innecat cu el.

How nobody jumped in to help him, I know I wouldn’t jump in there, but still, someone should’ve been brave enough to do it.

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“California City had its origins in 1958 when real estate developer and sociology professor Nat Mendelsohn purchased 80,000 acres (320 km2) of Mojave Desert land with the aim of master-planning California’s next great city. He designed his model city, which he hoped would one day rival Los Angeles in size, around a Central Park with a 26-acre (11 ha) artificial lake. Growth did not happen anywhere close to what he expected. To this day a vast grid of crumbling paved roads, scarring vast stretches of the Mojave desert, intended to lay out residential blocks, extends well beyond the developed area of the city. A single look at satellite photos shows the extent of the scarred desert and how it stakes its claim to being California’s 3rd largest geographic city, 34th largest in the US.”
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Um bom Cosplay vale mais que 1000 palavras!!!

Já vi muitos cosplayes fantásticos e as vezes penso que não serei mas surpreendido/encantado com mais nada.

Mas sabem, é muito bom esta errado!!!

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How often does it happen that you bump into someone and you later realize that you’d actually known each other when you were kiddos.

Yeah. It does happen. Happened to me at least.

Started following @nobia_parker on twitter, on the day of her birthday (Thanks to @punkster101 for wishing her repeatedly for me to notice her). Followed her. And a li’l more than a month after the day, I now realize that we were classmates. Yeah. In 2^nd grade. How totally unbelievable!

I feel like saying this dialogue, “Some things are destined to happen”

I wouldn’t have realized this ever if it wasn’t for twitter and her podcast.

Just happened to listen to her podcast only to realize that she was in the same school as me!

Went through hell lotta confusion. Tried to figure out if we were in the same batch. Took 2 long days to realize we were in the same class!

Aah! I have nothing more to say. Only I know the kind of excitement and happiness and whatever things I felt.

Epic.

And I’m keeping this real short cause:

1. I’m have no words to describe how I feel
2. I have my exams goin on and I need to get outta here & study!

So, all in all this one’s for you girl… @nobia_parker

Love.

And Long Live Twitter!

Peace.

A unique list of actual homicides that happened during the 90s. Some of these are really quite inventive.

20. Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, was killed by his wife, armed with a 20 inch long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had had enough of her husband’s strange sex practices and one night during a prolonged period of “fun” she snapped, pushing all 20 inches of the vibrator into Alex’s anus until it ruptured several internal organs and caused severe bleeding.

19. Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next day but, crossing the road with her daughter to go to her own birthday party, her wheel chair was hit by the truck delivering her birthday cake.

18. Peter Stone, 42 years old, was murdered by his eight year old daughter, who he had just sent to her room with no dinner. Young Samantha Stone felt that if she couldn’t have dinner no one should, and she promptly inserted 72 rat poison tablets into her father’s coffee as he prepared dinner. The victim took one sip pnd promptly collapsed (Samantha Stone was given a suspended sentence as the judge felt she didn’t realise what she was doing, until she tried to poison her mother using the same method one month later).

17. David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girlfriend Charla after he attempted to “have his way with her”. His unwelcome advances were met with a prompt kick in the chest and then four shots from a doubled barrelled shot gun Charla’s father had given to her an hour before the date started, just in case.

16. Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his landlord for failing to pay his rent for eight years (yes, eight years). Landlord Kirk Weston clubbed the victim to death with a toilet seat after he realised just how long it had been since Mr Halos paid his rent.

15. Mary-Lee Cooper, 11 years old, was killed by her one year old sister who climbed on top of her while she was sleeping, suffocating her.

14. Megan Fri, 44 years old, was killed by 14 state troopers after she wandered onto a live firing, fake town simulation. Seeing the troopers all walking slow down the street, Megan jumped out in front of them and yelled, “Boo!” The troopers, thinking she was a pop up target, fired 67 shots between them, over 40 of them hitting their target. “She just looked like a very real looking target,” one of the troopers stated in his report.

13. Fiona Given, 17 years old, was killed by a hitman hired by her ex-boyfriend after she broke off their relationship. The hitman was promised to be paid $500,000 for the task. The hitman killed the boyfriend after he found out that a 16 year old high school student, whose father was in jail for rape and whose mother worked as an ironing lady, didn’t have access to $500,000.

12. Louis Zaragoza, 68 years old, was killed as he prepared to drive to work. His wife, Lee Zaragoza, had been plotting to kill him for over a year, and had cut the brakes on his car four times previously. On this attempt, Lee was just about to cut the brakes again when Louis snuck up behind her. He grabbed her and spun her around. As he did, she lost her footing and stumbled into him, stabbing him in the lower ventricle of the heart, killing him instantly.

11. Mahmood Foli, 22 years old, was killed by an unknown member of the Russian Mafia after he accidentally took away the gangster’s drink too soon at the nightclub he worked in. The gangster was so upset that he forced the waiter to drink over 27 litres of Coca Cola (the drink he had taken away) until Mahmood drowned.

10. Julia Smeeth, 20 years old, was killed by her brother Michael because she talked on the phone too long. Michael clubbed his sister to death with a cordless phone, then stabbed her several times with the broken aerial.

9. Helena Simms, wife of the famous American Nuclear Scientist Harold Simms, was killed by her husband after she had an affair with the neighbour. Over a period of three months, Harold substituted Helena’s eye shadow with a uranium composite that was highly radioactive, until she died of radiation poisoning. Although she suffered many symptoms, including total hair loss, skin welts, blindness, extreme nausea and even had an ear lobe drop off, the victim never attended a doctor’s surgery or hospital for a check up.

8. Military Sargent John Joe Winter killed his “two timing wife” by loading her car with Trintynitrate explosive (similar to C4). The Ford Taurus she was driving was filled with 750 kilograms of explosive, forming a force twice as powerful as the Oklahoma Bombing. The explosion was witnessed by several persons, some up to 14 kilometres away. No trace of the car or the victim were ever found, only a 55 metre deep crater and 500 metres of missing road.

7. Patty Winter, 35 years old, was killed by her neighbour in the early hours of a Sunday morning. Her neighbour, Falt Hame, for years had a mounted F6 phantom jet engine in his rear yard. He would fire the jet engine, aimed at a empty block at the back of his property. Patty Winter would constantly complain to the local sheriff’s officers about the noise and the potential risk of fire. Mr Hame was served with a notice to remove the engine immediately. Not liking this, he invited Miss Winter over “for a cup of coffee and a chat” about the whole situation. What Winter didn’t know was that he had changed the position of the engine. As she walked into the yard, he activated it, hitting her with a blast of 5000 degrees, killing her instantly, and forever burning her outline into the driveway.

6. Michael Lewis, angry at his gay boyfriend, used the movie ‘Die Hard With a Vengeance’ as his inspiration. He drugged his boyfriend, Tony Berry, into an almost catatonic state, then dressed him only in a double sided white board that read “Death to all niggers!” on one side and “God loves the K.K.K.” on the other. Lewis then drove the victim to downtown Harlem and dropped him off. Two minutes later Berry was deceased.

5. Jay Newton was killed after a co-worker at Sea World in Florida dropped a 20 tonne killer whale on him. The whale had been hoisted out of his tank by a Master Tonne Crane, when the victim swam underneath to inspect the harness. His colleague, Brian Hartley, released the whale, crushing the victim instantly (and emptying a quarter of the water from the pool).

4. Carl Densinter, 34 years old, was killed by a fellow worker trying to prove a point. The worker, San Amote Pet, disconnected the internal landing gear settings on a Boeing 747 test plane (the plane’s gear automatically retracts after take off). But come landing time, the landing gear wouldn’t re-engage. The helpless Densinter couldn’t do a thing as the plane eventually ran out of fuel. In an attempt at an emergency landing, the 747 exploded and Densinter was killed instantly.

3. Mary Dridely, Joseph Coles and Haven Gillies were killed as they walked past a New York apartment building. David Smee, aged 7, and his 6 year old sister were left alone in their 27th floor hotel room by their parents as they went to the hotel’s gaming room. Bored, the kids though it would be fun to try to squish the “ant looking things on the foot path below” (people). They started by throwing fruit, then quickly graduated to chairs, televisions, even the drawers from the bedroom dresser.

2. Conrad Middleton, 26 years old, was killed by his twin brother Brian after a disagreement over who should take the family home after their parents passed away. Conrad had a nasal problem and had no sense of smell. After the argument, Brian stormed out of the house, then snuck back later, and turned on the three gas taps in the house, filling it with gas. He then left out a box of cigars, a lighter and a note saying, “Sorry for the spree, have a puff on me. Brian.” Conrad promptly lit a cigar, destroying the house and himself in the process.

1. Gail Queens, 23 years old, was killed by her zookeeper boyfriend Matthew Kellaway after she refused sex. He ‘invited her’ to the zoo to see the lions feeding, and at feeding time led her into a room that had a large slide away panel. He explained to her that it was a large glass viewing window to watch the lions devour their prey. He ‘ducked out for a quick smoke’ and locked her in the room. Suddenly the slide away panel opened to reveal many people staring at her. She was just about to yell and tell them that they were on the wrong side of the glass when she realised that it was her on the wrong side. Another panel opened and three hungry lions were let into the pen. Gail survived for two days in hospital before dying of massive internal injuries.

This was written by the daughter of a murdered couple in Raytown, MO, who owned a Bible and Bookstore.

When I had to testify at the murder trial of my parents a week ago, I was asked to raise my right hand.
The bailiff started out, “Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?”
I stood there and waited but she said nothing.
The bailiff said “Do you?”
I was so stunned I blurted out, “What happened to “so help me God’?”
She came back with, “Do you?”
I replied yes, but I was perplexed.
Then the judge said ………
“You can say that if you want to.”
I stopped, raised my right hand, and finished with, “So help me God!”
I told my son and daughter that when it came time for them to testify, they should do the same.
It’s no wonder we have so many problems in this country. If I’d had my wits about me I’d have told them that taking God out of the courtroom is only going to result in more criminals and murderers.
I don’t know what can be done about it, but it’s time for us to step up and DO something
NBC this morning had a poll on this question………….
They had the highest number of responses that they have ever had for one of their polls, and the percentage was the same as this: 86% to keep the words, 14% against. That is a pretty ‘commanding’ public response.
It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God.
Therefore, I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a mess about having “In God We Trust” on our money and having God in the Pledge of Allegiance.
Why is the world catering to this 14%?
In God We Trust or do we?

Reports are coming in that the small village of ‘Karaagadzhlar’ in the Aghjabadi Rayon of Azerbaijan. Has become the first clustered human settlement to become invisible.

The area indicated in red is thought to be the village.

Experts are sceptical as to the truth of this claim, however Professor Ratfig Bial of the Eland Precept said in a statement today that the possibility of active camouflage was highly plausible:

A group of camouflage technologies which allowed an object to blend into its surroundings by use of panels or coatings capable of altering their appearance, color, luminance and reflective properties has been developed. However this is thought to have been stolen from a top-secret location at approximately 5 am on the morning of July 2nd 1982. The ingredients to achieve active camouflage are all there and they have the capacity to provide perfect concealment from visual detection.

It is thought that they are the perpetrators of the theft of the US army’s cloaking device which they had previously used as an advanced stealth technology that causes immediate invisibility.

An interpretation as to what technique may have been used to conceal the village.

Any attempt to try and find out whether these claims are true have been thwarted as all the surrounding towns and villages have been put on high security alert from their individual law enforcement authorities, which in Azerbaijan have total control over who or what goes out and in.

By now, not one Azerbaijani website mentions the village under this name, making it difficult for Police in the area to gain any ground in finding those responsible for this. A private investigation is underway.

I really like how this project turned out.  Been working on it for a while…  This was for someone close to me.  She’s got a pretty kick-butt blog that she blogs about fashion, food, and will soon be posting her very own artwork (which is very, very cool–to say the least).  She is a very talented, creative individual… So glad I know her ~

Check her out and follow her daily at www.freshandbones.net

I just syndicated my column and got published in a lit mag and I’m writing a book.

I need a PARADE.

Charla Nash Chimp attack victim surviving and strong

On the Oprah Winfrey show on Wednesday,the Connecticut woman who was attacked by a 200-pound chimpanzee revealed her heavily disfigured face to a nationwide audience.

Although she  is blind and has to eat through a straw, she reports that she  isn’t angry.

Winfrey removed Nash’s hat and veil to reveal her face, which was swollen and damaged beyond recognition. She had a large scar near the bottom of her face and a large piece of skin where her nose had been.

Charla Nash said on Wednesday’s episode of “The Oprah Winfrey Show that …”I don’t even think about it,” .” ”And there’s no time for that anyways because I need to heal, you know, not look backwards.”

 The chimpanzee ripped off Nash’s hands, nose, lips and eyelids on Feb. 16 when the animal’s owner, Sandra Herold, asked Nash, her friend and employee, to help lure the animal back into her house in Stamford, Conn.

Police shot and killed the animal to stop the attack on Charla,and Nash has been hospitalized ever since. She remains in stable condition at the Cleveland Clinic in Ohio.

Nash told Winfrey that she is not in pain, but can’t breathe through her nose and has to eat through a straw. She said she doesn’t touch her face very often.

“I know that I have my forehead,” Nash said. “It feels like just patches of tape or gauze or covering, covering my face.”

It wasn’t until a couple of weeks ago, when an eye doctor told Nash she no longer had her eyes, that she realized she would never see again, she said. Nash said she doesn’t ask many questions about her injuries.

“It’s like less for me to worry about if I don’t know,” she said.

“I want to get healthy,” she said. “I don’t want to wake up with nightmares.”

Nash’s family has filed a $50 million lawsuit against Herold, saying she was negligent and reckless for lacking the ability to control “a wild animal with violent propensities.”
Nash said she didn’t remember anything from the attack and doesn’t want to.

I would like to say on behalf of Jerrybrice’s Blog, that I wish her well, and I am impressed by her strength of Spirit.

She is right about viscous and wild animals, they all are predators and have unpredictable actions.Their physical strength is no match for any human.

Please take heed, and keep the wild animals in the wild or the Zoo.Not in a residential neighborhood.

Here is a YouTube clip of the Oprah Winfrey show interview with Charla Nash….

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/10/charla-nash-on-oprah-chim_n_351718.html

Wallin Out: Cop Trys To Grab Some Girls Tittaye On The Low While Bunch Of Females Scrap It Out! (Hit With Water Bottles, Weaves All Out & Fightin With No Draws On)