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Dealing with one of Life's Lemons

The old saying goes: “When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.”

Well, life has handed me a lemon, but I prefer a more modern approach. “When life hands you lemons, stick them in your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.” 322 more words

Writing

Unemployed with 2 College Degrees; Oh yeah, I have Autism

High function Autistic people or those that have Aspergers face an array of problems when they choose to inform a potential employer about their condition. The companies turning their backs on spectrum people range from the mom and pop store to well known corporations. 530 more words

Chapter 059: Career opportunities (Part 1)

Recap: In the last chapter, Lyle was on his way to a job interview when he ran into his old friend, Irene. Irene wants to set Lyle up with a woman named Karen. 1,285 more words

Fiction

The Long Island Coincidence

So i was just looking at a job opening in Ronkonkoma, Long Island. It seems like a good position, I may apply for it.

But Ronkonkoma is waaaaaaaaaaay EAST on Long Island and I’m waaaaaaaaaaay WEST (Brooklyn is on the western-most tip of Long Island.) 134 more words

Coincidence

Un-EmlOY(VEY)ed

So here I am, five weeks from Christmas, five weeks from my last day of work and three weeks past my last testing date for what was supposed to be my job for the next eight months before I dreamt I would be returning to school to finish my degree in English and Philosophy. 399 more words

The Death Of The American Dream In 22 Numbers

http://endoftheamericandream.com

We are the generation that gets to witness the end of the American Dream. The numbers that you are about to see tell a story. 224 more words

USA

The death of an old friend...

Slice 57 of 365

A friend I have known for over 45 years will be leaving me soon.

My TV.

Specifically the cable, not the TV itself. 788 more words