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My Virgin Eyes.
“No.” But he lazored my flowers! We Knock In This Castle. “No.” He so did! He came up and he charged his laser, and- “I don’t care. First, I’ve heard this son… more →
Reynard Noir: The Seedy Underworld of Slylock Fox
My Virgin Eyes.
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Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: “No.” But he lazored my flowers! We Knock In This Castle. “No.” He so did! H … more →
This Is Why I Usually Have Slylock Narrate.
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Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: Ok, D-d-don’t p-p-p-p- uh, f-freak out. It’s j-just a press c-conference, y-you’ve … more →
He Is Jack's Unhingable Jawbone.
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Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: You have to understand, that’s not the easiest question for me to answer. It ain’t often … more →
D'Ursino's Corner Store.
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Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: Awright-a Porcini, you’ve hadda enough! Those Haggis Patties(tm) don't pay for themselves, … more →
Not 'Sense of Humor' So Much As 'Vivid Halucinations.'
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Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: You must tell me how much I weigh. “That is easy. You weigh Turkey and Cheese and Pastrami and … more →
Hungerstruck.
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Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: I sez youz gots ta eat, so youz gots ta eat! N-no! Mos people’s glad ta get dis stuff! Dere … more →
Rampage: The Movie. Coming This Summer.
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Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: How could you have gotten away from us?! SHUT UP Rodney! But our plan was PERFECT! How could you hav … more →
Why, He's Just Misunderstod.
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Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: “Alright, let’s get this over with- gah.” Whutsa matta? “It’s… r … more →
Not A Cheap Melodrama.
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Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: Hey- Aw Gawd Sly! Dere’s a Hideous Mutan’ on da ski lift! “Max, you shouldn’ … more →
Slylock Gets All Meta, Seeks Shark To Jump.
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Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: “Chief! I’ve got an emergency out here!” “The prospect of yet another strip … more →
Most 'Suredly So, Sir! De Whole Ball o' Wax!
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Reynard Noir wrote 1 year ago: I know I’m-a gonna regret askin dis, but whut da blue monkey heck’re we doin in Casablan … more →
