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so you walked into a bookstore and thought, “okay, i could do me some educationment on the Russian Revolution.” but you ain’t got all the time in the world, right? which is just about how long it … more →
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no! yes ...
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juanajaafar wrote 6 months ago: so you walked into a bookstore and thought, “okay, i could do me some educationment on the Russian … more →
how to make civil servants
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juanajaafar wrote 1 year ago: 1. crack 5 eggs into a bowl. 2. beat the shit out of the eggs until egg yolk and egg white becom … more →
if you can’t kill them, join them … or the other way round
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juanajaafar wrote 1 year ago: when i grow up i want to be a Latitudinarian. it doesn’t matter what kind as long as i get to tell … more →
how to make a Prime Minister
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juanajaafar wrote 1 year ago: 1. take a bucket and fill it up with water. 2. put bucket of water in the garage. make sure there … more →
the sacred scriptures of Re and the international movement, Liberals for an Islamic State
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juanajaafar wrote 1 year ago: why is there a liberal in your closet? yes, that. what do you mean nothing? surely people don’t ke … more →
riot
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juanajaafar wrote 1 year ago: Péter Nádas’s Love is annoying! some a*sehole at Express on Sunday wrote on the back of his book a … more →
digo ...
juanajaafar wrote 2 years ago: usted no esconde tu sentimientos pero usted esconde tu deseos … no deseos del cuerpo pero és … more →
d.[E!].a.t.h.
juanajaafar wrote 2 years ago: television is our death. who the f*ck gives a bleeding damn if Paris Hilton was seen in a f*cking … more →
chicken or egg?
juanajaafar wrote 2 years ago: a rabbi once said: “part of the process we call modernity – most obviously associated with the Eur … more →
誠実のジェスチャー
juanajaafar wrote 2 years ago: it was like sitting across from a bearded panda with colored braces under the rotating blinks of a … more →
we meet at last, but get nowhere
juanajaafar wrote 2 years ago: J : what the f*ck is wrong with you? S : nothing. J : something. S : nothing. J : i’ve bee … more →
Uncle Sam says, "mind your language, but carry on plagiarizing"
juanajaafar wrote 2 years ago: it only makes sense that the Global Language Monitor is based in the United States, specifically i … more →
stupid non-resident aliens
juanajaafar wrote 2 years ago: unmanned toll booths! students from Third World countries will definitely try to pull a fast one o … more →
Amen
juanajaafar wrote 3 years ago: finally … the last day of the year. nice. no wait … the last post for the year. no wait … Jesus’ b … more →
the manual
juanajaafar wrote 4 years ago: take the ego, put it in a box, tape the lid double tight, light a piece, pick up the phone, crunch … more →
falling for Fall
juanajaafar wrote 4 years ago: maple leaves. there’s nothing more romantic. wait, there is. there are. i remember … she said deat … more →
WWSBD?
juanajaafar wrote 4 years ago: f*ck, it’s November already. shit, it’s going to be December. we’re aging! we’ve multiplied. somet … more →
can you feel this song? if you can, i want to know you
juanajaafar wrote 4 years ago: it’s like sitting in a corner, crouched on the floor, back against the wall, listening to Edith Pi … more →
Onitsuka this
juanajaafar wrote 4 years ago: the thing about Tarantino is that he’s f*cking brilliant. i f*cking hate his guts, but he’s f*ckin … more →
