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Watch This Dumb Little Dog Play Possum Every Time It Gets Picked Up

What’s up with that saying, anyway, playing possum? Yeah, I get it. Possums play dead when they feel threatened. I don’t know why that’s a better saying than just “playing dead,” though, because you might as well say “playing horrifying, soulless dead-eyed motherf*cker.” Ugh, possums. 104 more words

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How Long Until We Get An 'Insidious 3' Trailer With Those Silly Fan Reactions?

I’m not usually one to fall prey to cinematic gimmicks, but I’ll admit, it happened. I enjoyed The Exorcist. I really liked The Exorcism of Emily Rose… 516 more words

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A Scottish Distillery Launched Whisky Into Space In 2011. The Space Whisky Has Returned.

One of the best things about being alive in the 21st century is that, if you can secure the funding, you can launch pretty much anything you dang well please into space. 409 more words

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All The Teen Girls Are Going Crazy Over Danny DeVito (And One Direction)

Teenage girls can’t get enough Danny DeVito. They relate to his size, and his portrayal of a momma-thrower in Throw Momma from the Train (“OMG, MOM, GET OUT OF MY ROOM, OR I’LL THROW YOU FROM THE TRAIN”). 63 more words

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Coming This Christmas: A 'Big Bang Theory' Star Will Voice Buddy In A Stop-Motion 'Elf' Musical

Hey, you like Elf, right? The adorable 2003 Christmas movie starring Will Ferrell as an overgrown, sugar-craving elf who travels from the North Pole to New York City to reunite with his biological father? 172 more words

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woke up now

slept so well

and felt some kind of strong

fresh perfume

and the scent of early friday

and how it moves like a glass of water… 46 more words

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Let's Remember The Time Megan Mullally And John Goodman Starred Together In A 1980s McDonalds Commercial

Here are Emmy award winning actors Megan Mullally And John Goodman (who himself went on to star in a number of critically acclaimed films) starring together in a McDonald’s Egg McMuffin commercial from 1980-something, because no actor, no matter who they are, is above shilling eggs and cheese on an English Muffin at the star of their career. 112 more words

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