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GET INTO THE SPIRIT, BABY

Nikki Cummings was sprawled across the bed, innocent of clothing other than her corset, stockings, and low boots. Beneath her body were ruby colored silk sheets with a distinct, yet tasteful paisley pattern.  Her long blonde hair was fanned out around her head like the halo of an angel.  Her tanned skin shone from the effects of natural sunlight. 

Her large breasts strained against the tight black and pink corset that pressed her them together, creating a deep ravine of cleavage.  The cups of the undergarment fell shy of containing the full bounty of her bosom.  Her breasts were thrust upward to spill out over the top, exposing twin firm mounds crowned with light pink finials.  Just below the hemline of the corset her flat abdomen lay like a smooth meadow.  Following the slight indentation of her belly button, that fertile plain narrowed towards the delta of her loins.  Like ferns growing beside a river her golden pubic hair curled.  Those small tangles of hair, like neatly manicured hedges under the expert watch of a patient and caring gardener, framed her exposed womanhood. 

     “Oh yes… Richard,” she moaned with pleasure as her long legs rustled over the scarlet satin sheets.  The man sitting beside her on the bed was wearing a lacy poet’s shirt, snug black tights, and similarly shaded knee-high, shiny riding boots.  His curly black hair fell to his shoulders and glistened in the bright candlelight of the boudoir.  One hand ran across her glorious flesh as the other clenched a riding crop.    He tapped the flexible leather tip of the crop against the side of his boot as he rolled Nikki’s right nipple around his index finger and thumb.

     “Ah, Nikki, you’re such a naughty girl,” he whispered to her as she thrashed upon his bed.  “To come to a man’s bedchamber so willingly is not proper for a woman.”

     “Ah but Richard,” she cooed playing, along with him.  “You aren’t a  proper gentleman, to bring such a foul, crude device to our bed.”  She pointed with one dainty finger at the leather crop in his hand.  He looked at it and laughed as he took her point.  He leaned down and covered his mouth with hers and they drank kisses from one another.  His free hand roamed over her mountainous globes, down the smooth, taut skin of her tummy, and twirled the curls surrounding her dew-moistened labia. 

     “Ah!” she cried out as he ran a finger down the length of the tiny wet cleft.  Her hips rolled deliciously as she reacted to his touch.  He slowly parted the tender folds and pushed a single digit into her musky warmth, drawing a gasp of joy from her pink painted lips.  A slow but steady blush of deepening red crept over her cheeks as he grew bolder with his hand. 

      “So willing, so ready,” he murmured softly as he eased a pair of fingers into her.

     “Yes!  Oh Richard, yes!” she sobbed out as her hips bucked in an effort to deepen his penetration.  He watched as her breasts lolled around the cups of the corset.  He felt her hand fall from the bed and land in his lap.  Without prompting she began to knead the ever-growing hardness that was springing from his loins.  He removed his sodden fingers and placed them into his mouth, savoring her salty sweet flavor.  He felt her hands dance around the outline of his erection as he kicked off one boot and then the other.  Placing the crop just beside her, he stood up, pulled his white shirt off and tossed it over his shoulder carelessly.  She rolled over and pulled his tights down around his knees with trembling fingers.  His penis fell out boldly and twitched as it dangled in the cool air of the bedroom.  He saw her move forward and place a reverent kiss upon the purpled head.

     “Aaah,” he moaned as she took greater liberties with his member.  Soon he was enveloped by her satiny lips and pulled deeply into the warm, wet confines of her mouth.  She rolled her tongue around his girth and ran her full lips down his quivering shaft.  Richard’s mouth fell open as the sensations overpowered him.  His fingers fluttered around her spread thighs and he finally managed to generate enough thought to slide back in the fingers he had so recently removed.  Nikki moaned around the fullness in her mouth, sending shockwaves of pure delight through Richard’s body.  He pumped his hips with the same rhythm he used to stroke her pussy. 

     “Wait,” he gasped and moved backwards, tugging his cock from her lips.  He pulled off his tights with some difficulty and moved onto the bed with her.  Placing his knees on either side of her head he leaned forward until his face was inches from her swollen cunt.  He nuzzled the hood that surrounded her clitoris, sending her into throes of passionate squirming.  He plunged his tongue deep within her tender, wet folds and lapped at the nectar that moistened it.  He felt her tentative lips touch his pulsing organ again and cried out loudly as she took him back into her mouth.  Her hands encircled his ass and pulled his hips downward until he was embedded so deeply that she gagged slightly.  He licked and kissed her pussy; they both drank at each other’s loins. 

     “No… I must have more,” he hoarsely stated and pulled himself away from her body and from the depths of her mouth. 

     “Take it all,” she breathed, with her breasts heaving over the corset.  “Take all of me!”

He rolled her over and pushed her thighs apart with his legs.  She fell to her hands and knees and looked over her shoulder with her face flushed with desire.  He quickly untied the knotted strings holding the corset together and it fell onto the bed just beneath her.  Richard pressed the tip of his shaft into her heated cleft, spreading her labia around the very end.

     “No! Don’t tease, Richard,” she cried out.  “Fuck me!  I want you to fuck me!”

Without a word he plunged into her, slapping his hips against her ass.  He grabbed onto her hips and used that leverage to thrust harder into her quivering, hot hole.  Her face fell to the sheets as she screamed with delight.  Her breasts swayed back and forth with each deep, rough invasion of his thick, hard cock.

     “Take it!  Take me all!” he roared as he grabbed hastily at the riding crop still lying beside her on the bed.  Taking it in his right hand he leaned back and began to smack her upturned cheeks.  Red marks began to grace the tan hue of her backside as Richard welted her buttocks with each stroke of his organ. 

     “Yes!  I’m a naughty girl!  Punish me!  Beat me, Richard!” she cried out.  Her pearl white teeth captured her lower lip as both pleasure and pain coursed through her body.  The blows began to fall upon her shoulders and the small of her back.  The snapping of the crop accompanied the sounds of his lusty groans and her occasional yelps of torment.  He dropped the crop and leaned forward.  Nikki pulled her head up from the mattress and drank his lips over her right shoulder.  Richard’s hips never ceased their movements as he bludgeoned her convulsing opening with his firm shaft. 

     “I’m going to cum,” he moaned as their kiss broke off.  His hips quivered, making his bare ass dance in a jerky motion.

     “Do it on my face!” she commanded him.  Richard pulled from her hot cunt and tried to stand upon the still moving bed.  He fell upon her and ejaculated all over her red striped back painting her flesh with his hot, thick seed.

     “S-shit!” he stuttered as the weakening jets of sperm pooled on her.

     “Cut!  Cut!” a man’s voice rang out angrily.  “What the fuck happened to the money shot, Dick?!”

     “Sorry Bob; I lost my footing,” the man apologized over his shoulder, as Nikki erupted into gales of laughter. 

     “And you call yourself a professional,” the man standing beside the camera scolded the porn actor.

     “Ease off, man,” Dick Rodman replied as a gaffer tossed him a white hand towel.  “I didn’t pace myself right… we’ll get it in the next take.”

As the man cleaned off his trembling member the gaffer tossed another towel to Nikki Cummings.  She caught it and began to mop up the warm sticky deposit that her co-star had left on her.

     “I guess we can print that one,” Bob Ziegler groaned.  “We can use some of the footage during the editing phase.”

     “And how was my performance?” Nikki coyly asked the adult film’s director.

     “Fabulous babe, absolutely fantastic,” he told her.  He turned around as she squealed with delight and rolled his eyes skyward. 

     “God I’m still horny,” she complained like a spoiled child as she stood up from the tangled sheets. 

     “Reign in your hungers, babe,” Bob told her as he took a cup of coffee from the Best Boy.  “If you get sated it will show up on film.  I don’t want a lackluster performance like we just had from Dick.”

     “I don’t know,” Nikki giggled.  “Dick wasn’t bad.”

     “Thanks, Nikki,” the male lead replied.  “Give me a second and I’ll see if I can rise to the occasion.”

This sentence evoked a collective groan out of the cast and crew.  Even in the porn industry it was a lame joke, unworthy of a man of Dick’s stature. 

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I don't know who this is. It doesn't matter who this is. He is pretty cute, though.

People don’t get tired of searching the net for vagina stuff, and I have not yet gotten, nor anticipate getting, tired of writing about vagina stuff.  Today’s search phrase free write, courtesy of two aspiring ornithologists, is: “bird vagina”.

The closest I’ve come to seeing two birds having sex is the male pigeon’s courtship dance.  Beyond that, it’s easy to forget that birds are sexual.  It’s kind of like when you see your mom and dad flirting.  Or Santa and Mrs. Claus giving each other eskimo kisses.  “Oh yeah,” you think to yourself. “They have urges, sexual and otherwise, just like the rest of us. Weird.”

Hey, remember how last year my dad bought my mom Predator on DVD?  He accidentally did that again this year. 

Other noteworthy Christmas gifts: our cat (my dad) bought the entire family a copy of Terminator: Salvation.  My dad let me open it.  When he handed the present to me I asked him why the tag (To: Family, From: Critter) was taped onto the back of the gift instead of the front.  And my dad said, “It’s from the cat.  He’s stupid.” 

So, bird vagina.  One of my favorite things about home is that outside of our big kitchen window, right in front of the sink, my mom hangs a bird feeder and suet from the tree.  So it makes this perfect bird-watching spot!  In the comforts of the kitchen!  It’s really great.  Sometimes I can see their vaginas.

Some people are probably sexually attracted to birds.  I started to write more on this idea, but decided it wasn’t worthy of anyone’s time.  One of the sentences may have posited: “Women like a nice beak.”

Anyway.  I’m thankful for a lot this holiday season.  I’m pretty ecstatic about where I am, who I am, and the people who are surrounding me.  And I’m especially ecstatic about bird vagina.

The latest craze about penis size is just another result of this promotion of loveless sex that the world suffers from. When a woman is alive in her vagina and her heart is open, size doesn’t matter much to her as she’s so sensitive & feels him so much. When a man is sensitive physically & emotionally & knows how to move with the energy, he’ll be able to be there for her and with her, for as long as they both choose.
Men have long known performance anxiety in sex, & sadly, now women know it too. Men have been expected to get an erection at a moment’s notice, not come too soon, have staying power & be able to give his woman at least one orgasm.  Women nowadays are supposed to be easily aroused, preferably multi orgasmic, & now there is also talk about female ejaculation. This just adds more pressure, not PLEASURE.

Excerpted from “Sex for the Soul,” an Audio Home Study Course on Tantric Sex

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When the penis moves in the vagina with so much presence, sensitivity, love and consciousness, the woman can totally trust, relax and open. When the man feels so much surrender and trust from his woman, that he can trust himself even more, giving her intuitively what she needs, and in turn surrendering himself as well.

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They are not interested in sex as such.

They want children, our love and sense of security. Petting, kissing and all such things are welcome. Hard sex depends on their mood.

A fat book on female sex states that 90 % of women with two children, just do not need sex. The movement inside the vaginal canal, which we enjoy much, may even irritate them.

There is a lot of ignorance among boys about satisfying the female, as if they are sex bombs. Well, there is a minority of women, who like a variety of men for their enjoyment. They and the frigid type are in minority.

A popular myth is that, by increasing the duration of intercourse, from the time of insertion of the penis, till the  discharge of semen, we can satisfy women. What I believe is that she must be warmed up, first. This may take time. Once she is heated up, she will attain climax in record time.

Many people do not know the difference between vulva and vagina. All things covered by the lips (flaps) are referred to as vulva. Inside, above the vaginal opening, is a miniscule penis, which in some cases may be some what bigger in size. Touch it, and the woman’s body becomes  sexually electrified. It is called the clitoris (the boat man), the whole vulva being the boat.

Our body is a chemical factory, producing millions of ckemical compounds every second. The full moon/new moon effect, in the context of producing hormones for creating the sexy mood in females, is not yet studied. I have noticed it from personal experience, after I wrote an essay in my blog, about the influence of gravity. If you try it, you will believe me !

One has to be sensitive in such matters. Soybean helps in reguvenation of the system.

Poor sex workers have to pretend to be enjoying sex, for our satisfaction, though they curse us, even when we enjoy sex !

Girls have no facility for washing their vulva in the school. Urine trapped in the lips of the vulva breeds bacteria. To avoid urinary infection, parents must ensure that they wash it meticulously with water mixed with dettol.

Namboodiri girls used to clean their private parts with turmeric paste, obtained by rubbing turmeric on wet stone, and then wash it off, while taking bath in the pond. It is a very effective germicide.

It is desirable to have a room in the terrace, where all can have nude sun bath. The sun light will destroy bacteria. The skin will make vitamin D in the presence of sunlight. If you smear the body with coconut oil, olive oil etc. it is all the more better.

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We put on a night the other week. In a loft on king st in the city we held a party with a huge food and sex themed painting.

Its Last Chance Orgy and Buffet. Kids eat for free!

My piece was soft core food play featuring a traumatized Bear as an unwilling blanket.

Kid Zooms piece.

Daek One was in his element and did some amazing an graphic photo-realism.

You can Ryan Boserio’s facial girl here too

Crowd reaction to Daek’s painting. Nice.

Goons on the door.

We gave out sets of our collector cards on the door so we set a production line to get them all packaged.

Crowd with Sam Desouza’s karma sutra elephant in background.

Crowd with THNK’s piece behind.

Warping the young minds of tomorrow.

That’s the spirit lads!

Thanks to all the cool kids who came down to get loose and look at the horrible rude things we painted.

Kampus jam 06.30 ternyata masih sepi banget. Sampai para satpam bilang, “mau ganti shift lo? hehe…” Hal itu udah biasa gw alamin, karena jarak rumah ke kampus lumayan jauh banget.

Kantin jadi tempat ternyaman setelah kelas siang ini. Mata kuliah hari ini bener-bener malesin, full teori. Untung yang masuk banyak, jadi yang senasib juga banyak, hehe… Lagi enaknya jalan sambil celingak-celinguk nyariin menu yang klop di setiap stand satu persatu, ternyata gw meleng dan…”bruuk…duh!” waduh, nyundul cewek nih, jatuh dia. Gw tolongin dia, “gila lo, lokit-lokit donk klojalan… Bar!”, koq kayak kenal, taunya si Virny. Dia beda jurusan sama gw, cuma sering jalan bareng, apalagi klo udah urusan gambar sketsa dan komputer, pasti gw berduaan terus sama dia sampai sore bahkan cuma buat ngobrolin doank. “Sori, sori… Laper nih, binyun milih yang mana…” kata gw. “Ah, tumben amat lo milih-milih menu, lo kan pemakan segala, Bara gitu loh…” ya, itu nama gw. Akhirnya kita milih menu barengan.

Sekedar info, Virny itu orangnya hampir setinggi badan gw (gw 186cm), jadi enak klo ngomong gak kayak mesin ATM, kudu nunduk. Bodynya gak kurus-kurus amat, cuma pantat & airbag-nya itu loh, sekal & kenceng bikin gemes, gakkayak ce yang laen, ngondoy alias menggelayut, hiii…. Muka dia menarik dan cukup manis dengan rambut hitam ikal sebahu.

Setelah makan siang, gw pamitan duluan dan langsung masuk ke kelas. Ternyata kelas kosong, soalnya pada demen masuk rada telat sih, terus gw nanya akademis, “dosennya ga masuk, Bar, tolong sekalian kasih tauyang lain ya…” wah, asik… Gw sms salah satu temen sekelas gw supaya nyebarin berita ini ke yang lain. Nah, sekarang mau kemana ya? Baru jam 13.00 siang, panas pula, untung udah makan. Ah, iseng aja ke kantin lagi, sekalian beli rokok.

Ternyata si bodatok (bokong-dada-montok) masih dimeja yang tadi sambil sibuk dengan laptopnya. “”Wah… ada bahan tongkrongan nih… Kebeneran hari ini gw gak bawa tablet pc gw”” pikir gw. Gw samperin deh dia, “Tok, lagi paen?”. “Tak, Tok, Tak, Tok… Asem lo! Program gw ngadat lagi ne, tolongin donk…” keluhnya. Gw tolongin dia sambil gw jelasin letak masalahnya, gw lumayan encer soal komputer sih, hehe bukan nyombong ya… Waktu gw jelasin, kan dia disebelah gw duduknya sambil fokus ngeliatin layar laptopnya, timbul ide iseng gw untuk mundurin sedikit kepala gw sambil tetap ngejelasin. Wooow! Keliatan deh tuh toket sebelah kirinya lewat celah kerahnya. Eh!? Koq bisa langsung keliatan gitu, waduh, nih anak plasplong toh alias gak pake BeHa! Uhuuuy… Bikin konak aja! Lagi asik-asiknya ngintip barang bagus, tiba-tiba “Hoi! Dodol, jelasin ngalor ngidul! Ngapain sih lo pake mundur-mundur segala?”. Karena gugup takut ketauan, “eh, oh, gak… puyeng aja deket-deket liatnya, suer…”

Gak kerasa ternyata hari udah sore, jam 17.00! Itu juga jam wekernya abang kantin yang udah kesel ga bisa beres-beres gara-gara nungguin kita pulang. Karena gak enak, kita pindah ke kelas terdekat (terjauh dari gerbang depan). Waktu ada satpam lewat, gw sempet nanya, koq belum ditutup, ternyata ada gladi resik buat acara wisuda anak senior besok, jadi dibuka terus sampe besok.

Gw nanya sama Virny, “lo ga pulang? udah malem lho…”
“Gak ah, ntar aja, lagian kost gw campur, jadi ga ada jam malamnya, lo klo mau pulang, duluan aja…” jawabnya.
“Ng… Gak juga deh, lagian gw udah males pulang jam segini, mending malem banget sekalian, lagian besok kan kampus libur, ada wisuda” jawab gw enteng.

Malam semakin larut, si otong ternyata minta ke wc. Si Virny masih iseng didepan laptopnya. Dari wc kantin, keliatan para panitiayang lagi sibuk gladi resik di dekat ruang aula. Selesai dari wc, gw jalan santai balik ke kelas tadi. Karena kelas itu menghadap kedalam dengan dinding kaca agak gelap dibelakangnya, keliatan agak jelas apayang ada dibaliknya. Gw intip si Virny. Lho dia kenapa, kayak masukkin tangannya yang satu ke kaosnya dan satunya lagi kedalam celananya, dengan kepala agak menunduk. Agak susah nyari sudut pandang yang jelas, sementara kedua tangan nutupin kiri-kanan muka supaya bisa ngeliat jelas. Apa yang gw liat bener-bener ngebuat gw melotot. Virny lagi nonton bokep sambil masturbasi, mantaaaaap… Dia sepertinya nikmatin banget apayang dia lakukan saat itu. Antara nikmat bermasturbasi, dan tegang plus takut klo aja ada yang mergokin.

Diam-diam gw masuk, samperin Virny dari belakang. Pelan-pelan gw masukkin kedua tangan gw ngegantiin tangannya yang sedang meremas-remas payudaranya. Awalnya dia kaget, setelah dia tau ini gw, sepertinya dia ngasih lampu hijau benderang dengan balas mencium bibir gw. Untung aja kelas itu ada di lantai atas dan lampuyang nyala cuma sinar layar laptop. Cukup lama kita berpagutan, dengan tangan gw yang aktif meremas payudaranya dan memainkan vaginanya dari luar cdnya. Ternyata Virny gak mau kalah, dia langsung jongkok dan membuka resleting celana gw, ngeluarin penis gwyang sempat membuatnya terdiam sebentar karena ukurannya yang cukup besar (18×5). Tanpa ngasih kesempatan gw untuk napas, dia langsung mengulum penis gw dengan ganasnya. Rasanya bener-bener gokil! Kayaknya dia mahir karena sering liat bokep. Terasa cukup ‘menyiksa’ si otong, gw berdiriin lagi Virny terus gw sambar bibirnya lagi sambil gw gendong dia ke meja panjang didepan kelas. Disana gw kerahkan semua kemampuan mulut gw dalam melumat vagina seorang gadis. Virny menggelinjang gak tentu, mendesah dan melenguh sambil berteriak-teriak kecil keenakan. “Akh… Akhhh… Ouuuh… Mmmh… Terrusss, Bbaaarrrr… Oh yyeeeahh…”

Gw gak mau klo gw yang minta ML duluan, gw buat dia tersiksa rasa nikmat, sampai akhirnya dia yang meminta duluan. “Barrr… Udah… Ayyyooo ddooonkk… Mmmasssukkinhh…” rintihnya membuat si otong tambah ganas berdirinya.
“Apa, sayang? Gak kedengeran…” bener-bener gw siksa dulu dia.
“Ahhh… Ooooh… Ayaaaannkkhh… Pleasssee…” rengeknya memohon.
Gw buka lebar paha putih dan mulus luar biasa indahnya itu. Lalu, sambil bertumpu dengan dua tangan, gw arahkan penis gw yang udah luar biasa tegangnya itu ke lubang vaginanya yang sudah basah. Dengan cara ini, rasanya lebih mantap, karena gak ada tangan yang ikut campur mengarahkan penis. Kutegangkan lebih kuat sambil menekan vaginanya. Tapi susah masuk, pasti Virny masih perawan, ah, sebodo, dia yang minta toh, justru ini yang menjadikan ML klop awalnya. Akhirnya gw berhasil masukkin kepala penis gw. “Ssssakkiit… Pelan-pelan donk, yannkkhh…” rintihnya kesakitan, karena ukuran penis gwyang memang besar untuk ukuran vaginanya yang masih perawan itu. “Gak apa-apa koq, yank… Cuma sebentar aja koq sakitnya, lagian gw bakalan pelan-pelan koq, tahan yah…” gw berusaha menenangkannya.
Gw dorong lagi, pelan tapi pasti. Seret, rapet, anget, peret jadi satu plus nikmat luar biasa seperti disedot-sedot, semakin dalam semakin kuat dan nikmat. Akhirnya, gw ngerasa seperti ada lapisan yang ngehalangin mata bor perkasa gw, ini dia mahkotanya. Gw itung, 1…2…3…Hup! Gw dorong agak keras “Zzzlepp…”. “Ayyaaank, sssaaakkkiiiiittss…. Kammmu, jahaattt… Kataaanyahh peelannn…” rengeknya sambil menitikkan air mata.
Gw cium bibirnya mesra, dia membalas dengan ciuman yang sangat nikmat. Saat itu baru setengah dari panjang penis gw yang baru masuk. Sambil terus kucium dan kuremas payudaranya, dengan sisa tenaga awal, gw hujam dalam-dalam penis gw sampai pangkalnya kedalam vagina Virny. Pagutan bibirnya mengencang dan air matanya lebih deras mengalir, tapi tetap gak gw lepasin.

Oh my God! Bener-bener gak bisa diukirkan dengan kata-kata rasanya!
Perlahan gw tarik, lalu kumasukkan lagi, Virny masih meringis kesakitan. Terus-menerus dengan perlahan tapi pasti gw goyang pinggul gw. Semakin lama, akhirnya pinggulnya ikut nagih rasayang sama seperti yang gw rasain dari vaginanya. Genjotan gw makin lama makin agresif. Gw ganti posisi-posisi yang gw hapal dari kamus Kamasutra, walaupun gak mungkin semuanya. Gw sering baca mengenai seks yang tahan lama, oleh karena itu Virny yang gw rasa udah multi orgasme sebanyak lebih dari 5x sejak tadi, tapi gw masih belum sampai juga.

Akhirnya gw merasa kasihan juga ngeliat Virny udah kewalahan mengimbangi kemampuan gw. Gw lepas aturan napas, gw genjot vagina Virny secara gak beraturan, dan semua yang bisa ngebuat ejakulasi lebih cepat sampai. Terasa kayak ada yang ngedorong saluran dalam penis gw, gak bisa gw bedung lagi. “Oh, Virnyyy! I love you so muchhhh! I’m cummmin!!!”, “Oh yeaaah, hunnyyy, inside me pleeaseeee!!!” Lalu, gw tancap dalam-dalam penis gw di vaginanya, gw lepasin semua sperma gw kedalam rahimnya, banyak sekali.
“Ghhaaaah!!! Ouuhh…” betapa nikmatnya.
“Oh… I love you…” Virny senang akan kehebatan gw.
Waktu udah nunjukkin jam 01.30 pagi, berarti tadi kita udah bergumul selama 5 jam! Mantaaap…

Setelah beres-beres dan bersihin bekas-bekas sperma, keringat, dan darah keperawanan Virny. Gw papah dia menuju tempat kostnya. Gw tidurin Virny diranjangnya, dia nampak kecapean banget setelah gw bantai. Karena gw juga udah cukup cape, gw tidur di karpet kamar kostnya, dengan tangan gw megang tangannya dengan mesra.
Sekitar jam 06.00 gw pulang, pamit lewat kertas yang gw selipin dibantalnya karena dia masih belum bangun saking capenya.

Dari situlah setiap gw ke kampus, gw maupun Virny pasti selalu ngajak untuk ‘bertempur’ lagi, tapi di tempat yang berbeda. Kadang di wc dosen (ga ada khusus co/ce-nya soalnya), kadang di kelas bawah, kadang di ruang lab, kadang di kostnya yang jadi tempat favorit kita. Untung aja kita ngerti masalah kehamilan dsb. Jadi bisa menghindari Virny dari kemungkinan untuk hamil.

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