Bem gente, outro dia num “Brokenobuteco” (como diria a Benzinha), foi iniciada uma conversa sobre os orgamos femininos.  Não lembro ao certo quem começou o assunto nem como, mas lembro da Lillithy ter comentado que não há como nós homens sabermos se uma mulher está gozando ou não.
Confesso que não lembro se foram estas as exatas palavras de nossa colaboradora, mas até citei minha velha técnica de sentir através do cuzinho (enfiando carinhosamente o dedinho) as céleres contrações involuntárias, contrações estas tão rápidas que teoricamente seria impossíveis de serem reproduzidas num outro momento.
Rocco e Darth prontamente caíram de gargalhada querendo me ridicularizar e deixei pra lá.  Lembrando disso agora, dei uma pesquisada e encontrei um texto interessante sobre o assunto, escrito por uma mulher chamada “Eva”.

Segue o texto abaixo:

Como saber se a mulher gozou ou fingiu?

Você já ficou em dúvida se ela gozou? Teve coragem de perguntar? Quando perguntou, se sentiu meio bôbo? Ou você é do tipo que acha que toda mulher goza contigo? Bem, gato, se este último caso é o seu, sinto informar que provavelmente você esteja se iludindo.  Infelizmente, o percentual de mulheres que gozam ainda é relativamente baixo, então não é provável que todas as mulheres realmente gozem com você. Se todas elas gozam, muito  provavelmente você anda transando com um monte de fingidas mesmo… Difícil admitir isto? Então comecemos do princípio:

Tenho um amigo que diz: “Não vou mais transar com a fulana porque ela não goza”. Ora, com essa exigência toda, ela vai se sentir tensa e não vai gozar mesmo. Ou, se tiver muito medo de perdê-lo, vai resolver fingir para te agradar. Um homem nunca deve reclamar para uma mulher do fato de ela não gozar. E, mesmo sem reclamar, é capaz de ela perceber que isto o incomoda. O resultado, na maioria das vezes, é fingimento.

Se um homem quer mesmo que a mulher goze, deve começar por mostrar que a falta de orgasmo dela não tira o tesão dele. Deve conversar e perguntar se há alguma coisa que possa fazer para ajudá-la a gozar. Aqui no site há muitas dicas de como levá-la ao clímax. Mas nunca exija um orgasmo, inclusive porque gozar é um direto da mulher, não uma obrigação.

Como saber se ela gozou?

Se uma mulher está excitada, sua vagina fica molhada e seu clitóris fica inchado. A vulva é uma espécie de pênis embutido. Ela também se enche de sangue, lateja quando a excitação é grande, causa uma certa ereção do clitóris e até mesmo uma “ejaculação” no momento do orgasmo. Em algumas mulheres a ejaculação é muito intensa, já em outras é apenas sutil. Mas em todas deve ser perceptível que a vagina fica mais molhada durante o clímax. Pena que atualmente, com o uso da camisinha, não dê para perceber isto. Você está se perguntando se há alguma glândula que faz isto? Não, não há. É o clitóris quem deixa a mulher molhada na excitação, e é ele mesmo quem a deixa ainda mais molhada na hora do orgasmo.  Então, não pode haver excitação verdadeira sem que a mulher fique molhada, nem pode ter havido orgasmo verdadeiro se o clitóris não inchou. Claro que excetuam-se as mulheres que já passaram da menopausa ou que retiraram os ovários. Estas, se não fizerem reposição hormonal, tendem a produzir pouca lubrificação. Mas o clitóris sempre inchará com a excitação.Tenho uma amiga que foi para um motel com um cara e de repente perdeu o tesão. Ele, tentando estimulá-la, resolveu fazer sexo oral. Fez o que podia mas não teve jeito: ela não se excitou. É o que se pode chamar de “brochada feminina”. Viu? Mulher também brocha! Foi aí que ela teve a brilhante idéia de fingir. Gemeu o melhor que pôde e virou para o lado. O cara foi ao banheiro, voltou já vestido da cabeça aos pés, e disse: “Não precisa fingir que está extasiada. Eu sei que você não gozou.” Ela, sem entender como ele podia saber, insistiu que tinha gozado. Ficou aquela briga: gozei, fingiu, gozei, fingiu… até que ele finalmente revelou: “Seu clitóris estava mole, você não chegou nem a ficar excitada, sua mentirosa!” Foi aí que a minha amiga descobriu que seu clitóris inchava durante a excitação. Aliás, por falar em inchar, quando o bico do peito fica duro, não quer dizer, necessariamente, que a mulher esteja excitada. Muitas vezes é só frio. Roupas ásperas também podem causar isto. Não se iluda.Já as contrações vaginais podem ser fingidas por algumas mulheres, só depende de treino. Mas não é possível fingi-las do jeito exato em que ocorrem no orgasmo. O homem, com a experiência, pode diferenciá-las.O importante é dizer que não há orgasmo só com respiração intensa e gemidos. Gritos também não são indicativo de que a mulher chegou lá. Um orgasmo necessariamente causa algum tipo de contração no diafragma. Há espasmos, às vezes muito intensos. Algumas mulheres mais tímidas podem gozar de forma bem discreta, mas o bom observador vai perceber que naquele momento ela ficou “transtornada”, fez uma viagem a algum lugar. E as contrações vaginais ocorrem até nas tímidas.

Mas cuidado para não ver fingimento onde não há!

Não espere sempre uma série de orgasmos consecutivos. Há mulheres que só gozam uma vez, assim como os homens. Depois de um orgasmo muito intenso, este tipo de mulher fica meio exaurida e precisa de um tempo para se recuperar. Nestas horas ela não quer que você toque no seu clitóris, às vezes nem ao menos no seu corpo, porque dá aquele “choquinho” desagradável que muitos homens sentem no pênis depois de gozar. Converse com ela, se quiser, para saber que tipo de orgasmo ela costuma ter. A maioria das mulheres têm diversos clímaxes sucessivos. Mas não esqueça que uma pequena parte tem um só, muito forte e satisfatório. Como este orgasmo é muito parecido com o masculino, você poderá entendê-la e imaginar o que a agrada ou desagrada depois gozo.  Só não pode achar que ela não gozou e chamá-la de mentirosa ou ficar frustrado.
Eva.

Gostaria de ouvir a opinião de nossos leitores e principalmente de nossas leitoras…

cure for infertility

Due to accretion occurrences of alternate vaginosis abounding women are starting to about-face abroad from antibiotics as their cure for that ambiguous vaginal odor. We are seeing an access in the use of home remedies to cure bacterial vaginosis beneath I will analysis some of the home cures that accept cure for infertility formed for some of my accompany and I.

One antidote that formed able-bodied for one of my accompany was the use of angel cider vinegar. She best some up from her bounded bloom aliment boutique and followed the admonition on the bottle. She drew Pregnancy Remedy herself a balmy ablution and caked in the appropriate bulk and blood-soaked for minutes. She did this circadian until the affection subsided.

Another acquaintance of abundance went the yogurt route she captivated cups a day and continues to do so to advance a advantageous akin of acceptable Cure For Infertility bacteria. My sister additionally acclimated a yogurt antidote but in a hardly altered manner she coated a blockade in it and amid it into her vaginal canal she did this circadian until the vaginosis austere up. Yogurt works actual able-bodied as it contains probiotics that will advice to achieve the antithesis of absolute bacilli over the negative.

I chose to use a aggregate of assorted supplements to advance my all-embracing allowed system. The supplements will advice your anatomy to balance from vaginosis Pregnancy Cures artlessly while authoritative your anatomy healthier. I took garlic bolus supplements alert a day as Pregnancy Remedy able-bodied as goldenseal supplements already a day. I abide to do this alike now to anticipate any Pregnancy Remedy achievability of a alternate problem.

My accompany and I accept all Pregnancy Cures had absurd success abating our vaginosis application home remedies we apparent in BV cures canicule to abiding bacterial vaginosis abatement Pregnancy Cures program. Some of us had to try a brace of altered remedies Cure For Infertility to acquisition the one that formed best for us but now that we apperceive the secrets we are all assured Cure For Infertility that we will never cure for infertility ache from this awkward deepening again.

My lil’ list of stuff that I’m grateful for this Thanksgiving.

• Those pink donut boxes.  Every time I see one, I salivate like a Pavlov hound.
• San Francisco streetcars, they’re…that…adorable.
• Garlic, it really has many uses, don’t you think?
• Condoleeza Rice, no wait — Hilary Clinton.
• Vaginal metaphors.  Everywhere you wanna be.
• BART.  Why so expensive dude?
• Shoes, clothes, accessories:  mainline please.
• Never thought I’d say it:  Berkeley Bowl.
• Concept 2 rowing machine:  waaay better’n sex.
• Cultural appropriation:  Exhibit A good, cheap Asian food.
• Trains in the night, nails in the bedroom.
• Pandora:  the pre-ad version
• Breastfeeding.  Thanks for the formula.  Thanks for gypping me out of a key experience. I’ll have a glass of milk now.
• Blogging:  the most fun you can have legally.

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If a woman stands upright
she is a violent, rotating column of air.
She is a cumulonimbus cloud.
She makes the sky rumble.
If a woman stands upright
she takes the form of huge bladder
whose face is all mouth.
She will kill with a rotating column of air.
They are the narrow end that touch the earth.
She is are encircled by a blur of debris.
If a woman stands upright
she expands in both length and width
before belching everything back out again.
If a woman stands upright
she is penetrating the ground,
the soft elastic folds of mucous membrane skin.

I was flying to the US on business, unfortunately in cattle class. It was a day of early January and I new that New England’s weather can be quite cold in that period of the year. I was on the window seat, and next to me there was a lady of around 30, that I thought was travelling together with the other woman occupying the aisle seat. She fell asleep as we took off, as many people do. I was awake and as we started cruising and the entertainment system was activated, I decided to watch a movie.

After a while she woke up and we talked for a while. She was on a long weekend holiday trip with a group of a dozen people or so. The conversation didn’t go on too long, and we mostly spent time watching something on the entertainment system. A few hours later we landed. After immigration, we met again at the baggage collection belt where she finally said “see you later” and left. I thought that “later” meant “outside”, but there was no trace of her on exit. Never mind.

The next day I was browsing the shelves of a media store, when someone tapped my shoulder. With great surprise, it was her. She was with the group and I joined them for a walk. Somehow, we then lost them and carried on by ourselves. We toured the city until dinner time, then it became really cold and she wanted to go for a drink. I didn’t know the city but knew that my residence apartment had all it needed and so I invited her. Her answer was “when will I go back home?”, and my reply “tomorrow, there is space for both”.

We went to my apartment, on the 13th floor of a building located by the river and view of the water. We opened some bubbly and talked quietly. I don’t remember the conversation but things started heating up rather quickly. We kissed passionately and clothes rapidly came off our body. I didn’t like her that much in the beginning, but without clothes and as my hands were running on her body, I realised that she was one of those “false ugly”. In fact, her body, her bum, her legs, were toned and muscular. She wasn’t ready for this, I realised as her legs were not shaven.  I still liked them. Women shave for me is something special, and although I love legs when they are smooth and freshly shaved,  some stubble on a woman’s legs still feels like a turn-on. Her breast was simply explosive. Nothing fake there, all goodness of mother nature. Our mouths were exploring each other’s bodies, savouring every inch. She was hot and wet, and when the foreplay was enough, I jumped on her and pointed it on her aperture, kissing her tongue in the meantime. She knew my size by then and couldn’t mask some apprehension. I played and made my glans wet with her juices, then slowly penetrated her. She was so lubricated and felt comfortable almost immediately. I started thrusting stronger and stronger, soon bringing her to multiple orgasms. I turned her around after a while and pumped her from behind. My tip banging on her cervix made her jerk from time to time but it looked like that she enjoyed that little pain that I caused her.

When I had an orgasm and continued to pump her as if it nothing happened, I felt that she was somehow puzzled and amazed at the same time. There were further orgasms on her side, and another one later on my side. We stopped in a bath of sweat and with no more strength in our muscles. I loved riding her as she had a strong body, one of those that you don manage to get tired very easily. It was one of the best fucks of the last few years.

The following morning she left, we exchanged numbers and carried on with our lives. We couldn’t know how the future would bring us together again… one day I will write the follow-up of this story.

I had such a wonderful trip meeting my author! The reading was absolutely hilarious… my Mama actually had tears running down her face from laughing so hard. Laurie was soooo nice and actually took the time to chat with everyone. I met this really cool girl (well, several of them, actually), but her name is Beth and she was like me… just so appreciative to have been able to be at the reading and meet Laurie.

My biggest moment? THE WOMAN KNEW MY NAME. Ok, so she thought my last name was Von instead of Yon, but c’mon now… I’m a NOBODY and an actual New York Time’s best-seller knows me. How fucking crazy is that???

Don’t believe me? Ask Mama- she couldn’t believe she heard it either.

If I was any crazier, I would stalk this woman and make her be my best friend. But I’ll settle for another e-mail now and again, lol. (OK, LAURIE?!)
And you know what sucks?
I GOT ALL NERVOUS AND SHY. Tracy Yon got shy. Of all the people I could act my normal (ditsy, stupid, obnoxious, idiotic) self, she would have been the one person to embrace it. But nope, I’m weird, sweaty, stand-still Tracy. Who would have thought.

So everything else…
The drive up was total chaos. I love my Mama very, very much, but my God, this woman cannot drive. I’ve never seen anyone hit their brakes FOR NO REASON as much as she did. I should sue for whiplash, but she bought me some Lucky brand jeans, so I figure we’re even.

We got lost on the way there.
We got lost looking for the bookstore for the reading/signing.
We got lost coming back home.

So we’re looking for this mall and a hotel to stay at that’s nearby in Cary, NC and we ended up driving around the same THREE FUCKING STREETS (Walnut Street, Kildaire Farm Road, and Maynard Road Loop) for an hour and a half. I kid you not. Neither one of us knew where we were going (don’t use mapquest.com, btw) and we stopped at maaaaany gas stations for directions, but Mama, BLESS HER HEART, couldn’t follow those peoples’ directions. Noooo… she’d turn a street too soon or see a road sign and decide that the person FROM THAT CITY didn’t know what they were talking about.

An hour and a half later, after we just drove two blocks over from the roads we had been circling, there was the mall.
Except there weren’t any hotels.

So we had to go BACK on the roads and try to find a hotel.
After more confusion, Mama was popping a nerve pill, I was yelling, and both of us were laughing our asses off because we couldn’t do anything but laugh.
We finally found a hotel. So while she’s paying, I’m outside sucking down a cigarette as fast as I possibly can.

But wait a second… Mama doesn’t know I smoke.

I air out and go in the hotel lobby and Mama’s freaking out.
She left her billfold with her license, credit cards, etc. SMART.
Luckily, we got the room without having to show ID and/or a credit card (mainly because the hotel service rep probably sensed we weren’t making it up after Mama was a few seconds short of ANOTHER nervous breakdown) and all was well.

So I’m all smiling, feeling sly as hell because she’s too busy worrying about her wallet- she didn’t even notice the cigarette smell coming from her dear ‘ol daughter. Nope, she didn’t notice at all.

We get in our room, get all dolled up to go meet “this author lady” (as Mama took to calling her because she kept forgetting her name) and set off to find the bookstore. We find it in about half an hour. As we’re driving up, the place is basically attached to a fucking farm. I mean, goats, cows, a mule… I’m thinking “Ok, so Laurie said she hasn’t done any readings in the South and her first view coming to this area is a bookstore attached to a farm. Great. So much for doing away with Southern stereotyping.”

So Mama and me eat at a little restaurant place and have a drink. That’s right, friends, Mama actually sat down with me and drank a beer. It was ah-may-zing. She even swallowed it. I watched her! Now by this point, I’ve just eaten, I’ve got a tiny bit of alcohol in me, and I WANT A CIGARETTE. So once again while she’s paying, I sneak out and light up.

Nope, doesn’t work. Caught red-handed.
I get middle named.

She asks me to put it out, but I’m all “But Maaaaama, there’s no ashtray anywhere and I don’t want to litter…” so I’m walking around puffing while she’s glaring holes in the back of my head and she finally points to a gutter and makes me throw it out.

We’re done with the reading and on our way back to the hotel (I’m driving now, btw, because she doesn’t have a license) and she looks at me and says “You know, I had a dream that I was washing my hair. I looked down and I was actually holding my own head and washing the hair on it under the sink.”

I can’t see well enough to drive because I’m tearing up from laughing. This is one of the MOST RANDOM THINGS EVER to come out of my Mama’s mouth.

The next day shopping, we’re in the lingerie section of a department store and she mixes up the word “virginal” with “vaginal” and makes a bystander completely uncomfortable.

It was a such a great trip.I met Laurie, got pics with her (they’ll be up in a bit… I left my camera and had to go buy a disposable, so I have to get them, uh, developed) and had the best girl’s trip with my Mama. The woman is beyond insane and I love her to death.

I bet you can think of at least one woman you know who had a difficult birth because of a baby in an awkward position and she didn’t even know that’s what the hangup was. Her labor was probably long, she may have had back labor, she either took a long time to dilate or couldn’t push her baby down very well once she did dilate, and may have had a forceps or vaccum extraction birth, or was given a cesarean section. Maybe you had a birth like this yourself.

Oftentimes, women with labors like this are diagnosed with “failure to progress” or “baby too big to fit syndrome” (also known as CPD). They are led to believe that they will never be able to have a normal birth because their pelvises are not “normal” or because they have a history of big babies or whatever. In reality, very few women are unable to deliver their babies vaginally because of a tight fit. There are very simple ways in which to avoid this situation or to overcome it if it should start to happen in labor.

In order for you to understand what is happening, I will first describe how the baby normally maneuvers through his mother’s pelvis to be born. Usually the baby is born head first, with his forehead facing the mother’s tailbone. This is ideal because it allows the largest part of the baby’s head (the back of his head) to move under the mother’s pubic bone and slowely open her cervix with minimal stress on either the mother’s bones or the baby’s bones. Here is what it looks like for a baby being born in a perfect position, medically termed “anterior”.

Sometimes, for reasons I will get into, a baby enters into the pelvis in a less than ideal position. Sometimes posterior, with his forehead facing mom’s pubic bone, sometimes facing side ways, or possibly even angled like this. In a normal labor a baby’s head will turn into a few different positions so that it can “corkscrew” it’s way out of the pelvis, it may enter at a posterior position and end at an anterior position, and as long as progress is being made and mom is comfortable this is fine. But if the baby doesn’t want to turn his head he may have a hard time maneuvering the pelvis, or if the mother has bad posture during pregnancy or is in a less than ideal position during labor it may prevent her baby from being able to turn into a good position for birth, and she may have a long difficult labor.

So how does your position during pregnancy affect your baby’s position, and what can you do to encourage him or her to adopt a good position for birth? The way you sit and stand during pregnancy affects what part of your pelvis has the most room, and as your baby gets bigger, he will curl up wherever there is the most room. For example, spending a lot of time in a lazy-boy will cause the weight of your baby’s head to sink toward your spine, resulting in a posterior position. Slouching lessons the amount of space in your abdomen for your baby to have options and he could easily end up lying sideways in your uterus, or with his head at an uncomfortable angle in your pelvis.

Spinningbabies.com has some wonderful tips for encouraging your baby to turn head down and face backwards by the time your labor starts. And if for some reason labor starts with baby in an awkward position, these same tips can help to turn him in labor to make pushing more effective and less difficult for you.

These tips include:

1. Use good maternal positioning – Rest Smart
2. Move symmetrically, don’t twist to view a computer, lift or lean to hold a child. Balance by shifting to the other side when you do favor a side.
3. Shift with the Rebozo – you need a friend to help with the Rebozo scarf
4. At least one forward leaning inversion every day – see the one I mean
5. Pelvic exercises – also known as kegals
6. Drink plenty of fresh, clean water and eat nutritious foods that nourish your muscles and ligaments. Have the required amount of Vitamin D, E, C, and minerals such as Selenium, Magnesium, Calcium and Iodine. Fatty acids and Omega oils help, too, by helping your hormones.
7. Learn how balance, gravity, and movement affect your baby’s position

Starting early in pregnancy, or as soon as you read this, will increase your chances of having your baby in a favorable position for an easier birth. If you are unsure of where to start, call your doula or another person who understands fetal positioning to help you get started. For more information on how fetal positioning affects birth, I highly recommend this book by Penny Simpkin.

Pare greu de crezut, dar totusi am preluat de pe un alt blog un articol care mi s-a parut pe cat de realist pe atat de trist. Enjoy!

cristyana (07-Jan-2008, 16:51)
sy scz limbaju’dar daca imi permit..sy am dc de ce sa nu injur??am dreptatte!!sy daca tzyy la cineva dc sa no facy??mai bine din dragoste decat la 20 de ani nuam ca sa nu fy aratata d toata facultatea ca nu teay…si atunci o facy la vrajeala!ce p*la mea atata chestye pt asa ceva???sy nu mai pronuntaty ca alea care o fac d la o anumita varsta mai mika is c*rve!!invatazty sy voi lexicu’..ca c*rvele se f*t cu mai multzy bah !!asa ca..tacety in mortzyy vostry de crytycatory!ii o chestye despre care se discuta sy gata..aia nu inseamana ca facy p cine ty se scoala tye c*rva!!mars mah!!care au scrys asa ceva abereaza!!sy cam atata..sy daca yubity sy suntetzy yubite sy constyente de ce facety f*tetzy frate ….sy nu mai luaty altyy saua ltele in seama ca pana la urma nu se f*t ele sau ey..datzy draq!FACETYO CU CAP!!ATATA VA SPUN CA SFAT

scumpik baietzilor (13-Apr-2008, 23:38)
‘ba prima oara e un kkt si e neinteresant ftelor ganditziva o viatza avetzi si tre so traitzi eo una am 14 ani si mi`am tras`o cu destui baietzi e prea tare mama deja ma excit cnd ma gandesc la sex adik iubitul meu actual e f d gajk si a acceptat s`o facem in grup si am facut`o cu 2 fte si 2 baietzi ma simtzeam bestial cnd’
(EDIT EDIT EDIT CA E UN FORUM DESPRE COPII…)
‘:X:X aja k nu va mai speriatzi k nu va manank nimeni…’

‘(29-Apr-2008, 15:17)Bravo fetelor, cel mai tare Site pentru fete, din cate am vazut pana azi.Simteam nevoia sa aflu mai multe despre sex si vad ca aici se poate. Ma numesc Mihaela si in aug. Fak 11 ani. Am un prieten ce are 14 ani si e tot la scoala mea, asa ne-am cunoscut in vacanta de Craciun. Eu sunt virgina si nu vreu sa fac sex, insa el imi tot vb cat e de excitat si nevoile astea. Asa ca ii fac sex oral de ceva timp, insa prietenul meu, nu stiu de ce, la scurt timp dupa ce incep sa i-o sug isi da drumul iar eu nu simt acea placere si i-am asta. Dupa un timp el mi-a zis ca daca inghit voi avea orgasm si eu, insa degeaba fac asta acum, ca e la fel, tot nu simt ceva. Am vb cu colega mea de banca si zice ca ea nu inghite , ci scuipa tot dupa ce baiatul ei ejaculeaza, caci de mai inghit ma imbolnavesc de ulcer. Este adevarat ce spune? Tot ea mi-a zis ca orgasm pot avea de fac sex in fund. Am incercat cu iubi meu si asta insa ceva nu e bine caci nu intra penisul acolo. Cam de 10 ori am tot incercat, iubi este tare afectat, nemultumit caci se excita tot incercand incat de cateva ori s-a terminat incercand. Nu-s de ce nu intra, caci colega zice ca dupa doua-trei incercari in care a durut-o , nu a mai avut probleme. Pai la mine durerea nu dispare delok, mi-e imposibil sa reusesc sa ma relaxez incat sa intre penisul. De ce ? Voi cum ati facut prima data, v-a durut tot asa de rau, sau e ceva cu mine. Chiar nu voi putea face sex anal deloc ? El a incercat cu un deget si asa e bine, nu doare, insa nu mai mult ca iar ma doare incat nu putem continua. Prietenul meu crede ca pana nu voi avea ciclu, nu pot sa am si orgasm, dar nu stiu de e adevarat. Mi-a zis sa ma masturbez si in acelasi timp sa tin un deget, apoi treptat doua in fund sa se dilate, dar degeaba fac asta, caci tot nu intra penisul lui, nu ca e prea mare, dar durerea ma face sa renunt. La sexul oral, cum pot sa aflu de are orgasm cand ejaculeaza, ca macar asa sa-l fac sa se simta mai bine de nu pot anal. Si inca ceva. Unde este himenul ala la o virgina, in exterior sau mai in `nuntru. De il las sa o bage jumatate, se uintampla ceva, poate sa ajunga la himen ? ca el mi-a zis ca are grija si nu se intampla nimik. La sexul oral, e posibil sa nu simt placere ca el se termina prea repede? si daca isi da drumul asa iute, poate sa aiba si orgasm ? ca mereu il vad cam nemultumit si nu stiu de ce, ca nu prea vorbeste despre el. Sper ca pot sa-l satisfac mai mult, caci mi-e o asa teama ca-l voi pierde? fetele de stiu as vrea sa-mi spuna macar cateva sfaturi bune, caci degeaba intreb colegele, sunt si ele nestiutoare chiar de unele spun sau ma mint ca se simt bine si au placere mare cu iubitii lor si fara sa faca sex normal, numai eu nu simt asta. Eu nimik. Nu simt deloc placere, anal nu reusesc sa fac, iar normal nu am curaj, ca de afla mama, nush.. poop girls?}{}{’

tot ea, aruncand cu noroi intr-o ‘virgina batrana de 21 de ani’ care incercase sa o tempereze:

‘(29-Apr-2008, 18:32)
Pentru fata de 21 ani,lideea (29-Apr-2008, 17:53). cum adica sunt prea mica/ Pai tu crezi ca fac sex adevarat? Nu fak asa, caci stiu ca apar probleme plus ca de afla ai mei nush ce fak. Eu ziceam de celelalte sexuri, care le fac fetele la iubitii lor, cand sunt excitati si ele vor sa ramana virgine, cum si eu vreau asta. Poate de aceea te-a prins 21 ani virgina, ca n-ai stiut sa pastrezi iubitii, si i-ai schimbat mereu. asta inseamna ca nu ti-au placut destul, nu k tu ai fi mai de fier ca altele. Mie imi place prietenul de-l am, tin enorm la el, este primul care a fost in viata mea si sper ca ultimul, dar daca un baiat nu-i satisfacut de fata lui, la ce mai vb cu ea ? Doar ca e frumoasa sau ca sa-i treaca timpul ? Zici ca sunt micuta, pai nu-s singura, doar eu stiu 8 din colegele mele care au iubiti ca fac jocuri sexuale cu ei, asta daca n-or fi si altele de nu spun si nu stiu eu.Prietenul meu spune clar ca daca fata nu-i ofera placere, la ce sa arda gazul degeaba k ea, ca dragostea (pe sek) e ca si moarta. Prietenul meu se excita foarte usor, ce sa fac, sa-l las asa ? Nu-i destul ca si asa e suparat ca nu stiu cum sa-i ofer placere mai bine ? nu toate fetele fac sex anal si oral cand vor sa-si pastreze baietii lor fara a risca mai mult? Eu asa am auzit. Ier de himen de unde vrei sa stiu locul, daca e astupat? Ce tu esti facuta altfel, ori te dai desteapta sa te laude careva. Vezi mai bine de iubitul de-l ai acum, ca fuge dracului si asta, de-l mai tii mult cu c*aiele umflate si lasa morala. Eu voiam un sfat la problemele de nu le stiu bine, nu morala si inca de la o virgina batrana…Mai bine du-te la tipul ala de-l mai gasesti..si ..dezverginare usoara fata…’

aceeasi Mihaela, ‘uluita ca voi va mirati, ca doar tate colegele asa fak’…

(30-Apr-2008, 17:56)
Mihaela_trista. Ohh fetelor dar rele sunteti, sariti k gusteritele cu vorbe grele spre mine, fara ca eu sa jignesc pe cineva. Am crezut ca e un Site si pt fetele mai mici, care au ocazia de-a pune si ele intrebari, ca e adevarat, nu stim multe despre sexuri si baieti, dar nici sa fiu iapa voastra de bataie, nu vreau. Voi sunteti perfecte? Nu sijeti deloc, n8imik, nimk, hai lasati mandria ca toate ati facuto, va vad in scoala si peste tot, inca de la varsta mea, credeti ca eu sunt unikata, m-am ales eu din fetele de varsta mea ? Pai am facut si eu dupa colegele ce au prieteni, amica..tate asa fak si sunt uluita ca voi va mirati. De ce ? Ca si voi ati fost de 11-12 ani si faceati la fel, ori deja v-ati plictisit? Imi pare rau ca am intrat pe acest Site, o fata mi-a spus, ca nu-l stiam, zicea ca pot afla multe raspunsuri la tot ce nu stiu..dar m-am inselat. Distrati-va fara mine..nu mai intru sa va raspund la rautati.

‘mihaele_super hapy (01-Jan-2009, 19:06)
buna girls ..sa stiti ca nu mai sunt supy pe voi.Chiar daca ati fost rautacioase mi-am dat seama ca ati facut asta doar pentru ca erati geloase pe baiatu meu.Am vorbit mai multe cu o fata de clasa a 8a si m-a asigurat ca baiatul ei e foarte multumit de cum il satisface ea oral si anal.Cu analul nu prea am reusit dar o sa incerc, insa am facut-o.L-am lasat sa o bage decat jumate la inceput iar apoi pe toata.M-a durit putin de tot cand am facuto dar acum o facem aproape in fiecare zi si a inceput sa-mi palaca .Baiatul meu este foarte multumit si mi-a zis ca putem sa profitam ca nu mi-a venit ciclul sa facem toate tipurile de sexuri.Ultima data cand am facut-o m-am simtit foarte bine , cred ca am avut orgasm .Mi-a zis ca e foarte mandru de mine .Incepe sa-mi placa din ce in ce mai mult sa stau cu baiatul meu si sa il iubesc mult de tot .Cam atat am vrut sa va spun girls

anonima (05-Jun-2008, 17:51)
bah ce draq se baga toate neexperimentatele ,proaste sh virgine in vb kre habarn-am ce-i ala sex?????????????bah fraierelor knd o sa avetzi p*la bagata in voi nu o sa mai comm atata sh o sa va plak yo am fkt sex d la 14 ani sh aqm am 18 sh d 4 ani am fkto dkt q 1 baiat q cre am sh planuri d nunta sh snt f happy!!!!!!!!!aja k f*tatzi-va knd simtiti nevoia sh mucoasele alea sa nu-si mai dea ele q parerea!!!!!!!!!!!

NOTA BENE: STELUTELE DIN MIJLOCUL CUVINTELOR SUNT EDITAREA MEA, DIN RESPECT PENTRU TINE, BIRD, CARE NU MA RESPECTI PE MINE SI MA ADUNI IN ACEEASI GALEATA CU ASEMENEA SPECIMENE ( mind you, ‘ABUZATE’).

‘PISI’, 13 ani:

pisi (27-May-2008, 20:10)
ma fata aia care are 11 ani si a facuto in fine iei nu ia venit ciclu dar eu cred ca trb iei cand ..una mie mia venit in clasa a 4 ciclu deoarece sunt foarte dezvoltata…in primul rand e trb ei ce face e viat ei nu trb sa va bagati voi ..eu am 13 si am facut sex si dunt cu un baiat de 16 ani nu vad nimic rau in chstia asta as vrea sa fac si sex oral pt ca nu am facut pna acum dar am facut sex anal si ma durut foarte rau bine la inceput pana intra ca pe urma simt placere adica este foarte bine eu ma inteleg foarte bine cu el il iubesc ma iubeste nu vad ce e rau in asta decat ca as vrea sa-mi dea si mie limbi in pi*da normal ca o sai fac si eu pt ca nam ajuns inca la orgazm dar oricum mam simtiti foarte bine..asa ca nu o mai judecati pe fata aceea si vreau si eu sa va intreb ceva daca voi ati facuto cu un baiat si vati despartit pe urma ati mai faceo cu altu?

‘trifu (20-May-2008, 12:28)
mai eu nu stiu ce va ambalati atat.eu am 17 ani si mi am inceput viata sexuala la 13.cred k sunteti invidioase k nu aveti curajul so faceti si voi si pt tipa de 11 ani bv ei k incearca,voi nici nu stiti ce bine te simti cu un penis in vagin.care vrea sa come nteze sa intre pe id maria_sweet17′

‘Pt Passion si Deea ce drq` aveti ca unele la 12 si 13 ani fal sex si voi va laudati repede vai ca am facut la moolt mai tarziua ma rog cv de genu si uite io am mfacuto la 12 ani si in prezent am 13 si am o copilarie ff tare ce sa spun si cu cartea mai lasatima in pace ca pioti s ainveti si daca faci sex!’

‘CERRADAS DE MENTE! (19-Oct-2008, 22:26)
proasta kre a pus copilele de 1o m12 13 14 15 16 17 ani au lucruri mai importante de facut la varsta lor e o incuiataaa!in viata mea nu am mai vazut fete mai incuiate k voi si nici nu cred k exista…e o prostie sa astepti pana la 18 ani sa stai 1 an sau mai mult cu acelasi baiat dupa care el te freaca sa spunem si dupa aceea te lasa si tu sufer ca o proasta ce esti!nu mai ganditi asa!!sexul nu are varsta si cand!!!io kred k o fata poata sa faca ce vrea cu corpul el si niciodata ar treb sa se rezgandeasca ptr atunci cand a fost in momentul acela vroia sa o faca…nu ar trebui sa judecati fetele care siau inceput viata sexuala ‘devreme’asa cum unele vor sa astepte un an altele pot astepta o sg zi!fiecare face ce vrea!INCUIATELOR!!!’

‘alinutza (01-Dec-2007, 21:23)
vreau sa vad zic k sunt d acord cu fetele kre si-au inceput viatza sexuala devreme ………si eu mi-am f**ut la 10 ani si am avut si primu orgasm si atunci am supt hi p*la:X:X….crek aqm sunt expeta in sex si daca avetzi intrebat sa l postatzi si eu o sa va raspud……..sa nu credetzi k sunt o c*rva ci sunt doar o persoana mai curioasa si mia plaqt sa ma f*t d mik si sa sug p*la …..nu uitatzi sa ma intrebatzi c vretzi sa aflatzi…11′

(ITI REATRAG ATENTIA CA MA OCUP SA INSEREZ FOOOAAARTE MULTE STELUTE PENTRU A MASCA…’ABUZUL’)

coolgirl (17-Oct-2007, 01:37)
io sunt o fata de 11 ani si ma f*t de ma rup cu cn apuc )

7ud0r (17-Jul-2008, 15:08)
1 nu vad dc relatziile sexuale nu sar putea intretzine la 10 -15 ani adik sunt mai funny asha simtzi cva nu tzin mai mult nu 10 minute cur ar trebuiii..
2 un french deja pt unii baietzi nbu mai inseamna nimic !.e demodat plictisitor.. varza.. e k respiratul.. din obishnuintza

fetita cu codite (14-Oct-2008, 17:34)
baaaaaaa zuzo cu ce drept ne faci u curve???da ne f**em si avem 13 ani e problema noastra!nu ai niciun drept sa ne critici!!! aaaa si nu stiam k p*la e de mancare

andra (29-Nov-2007, 12:29)
ma fetelor de ce radetzi de pisicutza lui alin k eo am 12 ani si am facuto si sunt foarte mandra de kestia asta…voi ori suntetzi invidioase ori nu jtitzi so facetzi si va oftiktzi daca vretzi va invatz eo…da nu va mai luatzi aja aiurea de oameni k si eo am facuto pana akum d 4 ori si fara prezervativ si kre e prob? orikum knd o sa fiu mare o sa muncesc in club k prostituata k asta imi place sa fac’

‘andreea (05-Mar-2008, 04:36)
preafericitele si sfintele fetite care au impresia aia cu”c*rve”si”iesit din comun” voi ce aveti la c*r???pi*de sau trebuie sa mai papati laptic,sa sugeti degetu.. )fey fetelor hy serioase sa fim daca si asta mai e o greseala k dormi sau culci cu iubitu sau pers iubita..atunci deplasatelor calugariti-va!!’

‘alinutz (21-Nov-2007, 17:39)
io mi-am inceput viatza sexuala la 11 ani si atunci am avut si primul orgsm=p~…….(in baie la scoala)a fost sooper’

‘eo mikutza tarfulitza (09-Dec-2007, 03:16)
ba eo sunt experta in sex si am doar 12 ani aja k nu va mai kktzi p voi kre e problema? uite d exemplu miemi place sa ma f*t in grup adik am facuto cu 3 unu mio’ (EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT) kre e prob? sa stitzi k a fost minunat un deliciu ; sau o data mam f*tut eo cu ink o fta si cu un baiat si eoi sugeam (EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT).

‘Eu (04-Jul-2008, 14:35)
am 12 ani…si vreau sa fac sex cu partenerul de viata..el are 17 ani…sa am incredere in prezervativ???

It’s official now: WE HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

I know that sounds a bit weird but we – my girl and I – have a lover boy know. We still love our pussies and the things we can do with them but once a while we just need some male meat.

The idea came about 2 weeks ago in Berlin. We both spend a lot of time a porn set and watched couples fucking. It’s a better than watching porn movies or pictures! So after a long day at the set we went to our hotel, took a shower and talked about some crazy situations at the set.

While talking, drinking wine, kissing and discovering each others body my girl got an idea. She enjoy my finger at her clit and asked:

What about a boyfriend? We’re old enough, we love each other but sometimes I would prefer a cock – at least in my butt. I even miss the feeling of hard cock in my throat. So what do you think?

To be honest – I was shocked. I never thought something like that. Sometimes I catch myself thinking of fucking with guys in my hometown or enjoy a big cock of our gay boyfriend couple – but such a naughty idea?!

I stopped fingering my girl. Looked at her and said: YES!

The idea was born and we had a idea already. We knew someone who would perfectly match with us ladies and asked him. It took about 1 minute then he replied: YES!

This is really scary but the thing is – he is 29, sporty, totally shaved, has a HUGE YOUNG UNCUT COCK and enjoy all kinds of fun. Even better – he will join us tomorrow evening for a threesome.

Oh my god! The young guy will fuck my girl in front of my eyes, he might even fuck her butt or something completely different. It’s so amazing to have a boyfriend!

Orgasme, kedatangannya selalu ditunggu-tunggu dalam siklus hubungan seksual. Orgasme baru muncul bila seseorang mengalami rangsangan seksual yang terjadi secara intens. Nah, orgasme ini merupakan puncak rangsangan tersebut.

Hampir semua pria bisa mencapai orgasme setiap melakukan hubungan seksual. Namun, tidak demikian dengan wanita. Pada wanita, terdapat dua jenis orgasme, yaitu orgasme klitoral dan vaginal.

Orgasme klitoral dicapai melalui perangsangan pada organ klitoris. Organ ini terletak di ujung atas bibir kelamin wanita dan sedikit tertutup. Sama seperti dengan penis pada pria, klitoris memiliki banyak sekali saraf sehingga saat sensitif. Ketika klitoris dirangsang, darah mengalir ke organ kecil ini dan membuatnya sedikit membesar.

Selanjutnya muncul rasa nikmat yang berawal dari bagian tersebut dan menyebar ke kepala atau ke bawah melalui paha ke kaki. Puting payudara menjadi keras dan kulit menjadi sedikit lebih hangat. Kontraksi otot vagina terasa bergelombang dan getaran ke luar area genital menandai datangnya orgasme.

Bila penis memiliki fungsi prokreasi dan urinasi, satu-satunya tujuan dari organ klitoris adalah untuk memberikan kenikmatan. Berdasarkan sebuah survei terhadap wanita yang melakukan masturbasi, 84 persennya mengaku mendapatkan orgasme yang berasal dari stimulasi di bagian klitoris.

Hipokrates, bapak kedokteran, sejak ribuan tahun lalu telah menginformasikan pentingnya organ klitoris. Ia juga percaya bahwa wanita bisa ejakulasi, topik yang masih kontroversial hingga kini.

Untuk mencapai orgasme klitoral perangsangan dapat dilakukan dengan tiga cara, yakni oral, menggunakan tangan (masturbasi), atau hubungan seksual. Perasangan dengan oral dan tangan lebih efektif dibandingkan hubungan seksual. Satu posisi yang diyakini mempermudah wanita mencapai orgasme adalah posisi wanita di atas. Dengan posisi ini, wanita dapat mengatur sendiri rangsangan pada klitoris sehingga mempercepat terjadinya orgasme.

Sementara itu, orgasme vaginal didapat melalui rangsangan pada vagina. Beberapa kalangan menyebut orgasme jenis ini sebagai orgasme G-spot. Yang perlu diketahui, orgasme vaginal tidak bisa dicapai jika hanya mengandalkan perangsangan vagina saja karena sebagian besar penis tidak dapat menyentuh G-spot.

Beberapa posisi bercinta yang memungkinkan penetrasi dalam bisa dilakukan untuk mencapai orgasme vaginal ini. Merangsang G-spot dengan tangan juga bisa menjadi pilihan.

Qual homem não gosta de uma mulher, bem apertadinha? Eles adoram! Para a  felicidade de muitas mulheres, existe um creme milagroso que  deixa assim, sempre no ponto para satisfazer o parceiro.

Basta passar nos grandes lábios e na parte interna da dita cuja e pronto! Ela fica justinha em um passe de mágica. O creme dá uma sensação de que você está virgem de novo. Parece que o canal fica mais fechadinho, mesmo. Isso enche o parceiro de tesão. E, como a pressão na hora da penetração é maior, você também vai à lua!

Relatos dizem que toda vez que o creme é usado, rola pelo menos um orgasmo.

Como funciona

Entre os componentes do creme, estão:
. Cravo-da-índia, usado para impotência, uma vez que esquenta o corpo.
. Essência de hamamélis, uma árvore com substâncias que fazem a vagina se contrair.
. Virgin Again (300 g).

OBS: Não sou anunciante do produto e não ganho nada com isso. Simplesmente existem muitos relatos sobre a boa funcionalidade do produto. Por isso resolvi dar a dica.

ATENÇÃO

Sometimes women are unable to reach orgasm. There are many reasons for this problem. This document reveals some of them and the ways to cope with that situation. To download your copy click here.

Así es, por cosas de ocio y tanta cosa más, vuelvo a escribir un aburrido, inútil y poco coherente artículo (En realidad no quería hacerlo, pero un gran amigo me dió una idea bastante imbécil… y bueno, aquí estoy).

Tal como menciona el título, vuelvo a hablar de aquellas ventosidades llamadas “pedos”, aunque esta vez no vengo a hablar de los normales, sino unos más especiales, caracterizados por no salir precisamente del trasero, más bien de un sector más… qué se yo… cómodo (?)

Me refiero a los famosos, divertidos, y quién sabe que otro adjetivo más… Pedos Vaginales…

Primero definamos esta aberración:

Los llamados “pedos vaginales” son una acumulación de aire dentro de la vagina, la cual al tener un exceso de flujo o saliva propicia esos incómodos ruiditos que son de lo más molestos. No causan ni dolor ni olor ninguno, tan sólo el sonido muy similar a un pedo normal.

En resumen, son producidos por la consecutiva entrada y salida del pene, el cual, al no permitir salir el aire, en ocaciones crea la presión suficiente como para mandarse un “Pedo Vaginal”, sin producir ningún tipo de aroma…

Hasta ahí todo bien, tan sólo un sonido más, un sonido menos, pero nos vemos en un problema mucho más grave…

Obviamente no falta el imbécil que se le ocurre lanzar un par de chistes luego de algún “Pedo Vaginal” en medio de la penetración, tales como “hahaha, ¿te cagaste?” o “hahaha, menos mal que no estábamos haciendo el 69“… no se si serán weones o qué se yo, pero si a la señorita se le quita la excitación luego de su divertida broma, después no se quejen…

Pero el problema no va sólo en la dama, sino también para el hombre. Consideremos que estando en medio del acto sexual, comenzamos a oir un extraño sonido de baja reputación, es normal soltar una sonrisa, una risa tímida, o quién sabe qué… pero si estaban demasiado concentrados en complacer a la pareja, y por esas cosas de la vida son testigos de un estruendoso “Pedo Vaginal”, y ejecutan una muy burlezca carcajada por tan sólo un par de segundos, la erección comienza a verse totalmente debilitada, a veces volviendo complétamente al estado normal… lo cual hace que en ocaciones cueste demasiado retomarla, aunque no se si logren retomarla viendo la cara de encabronada que tendría su pareja, a ella no le debe hacer mucha gracia… como a ustedes tampoco les hará gracia que ella se ría del minúsculo tamaño de su pene.

Distinto es el caso cuando no se presenta en ningún momento del acto sexual, sino espera a que ambos terminen (o uno termine [o ninguno termine]), y luego de un par de segundos termine por hacerse presente majestuósamente, permitiendo al hombre dudar de la procedencia de tan repulsivo sonido (Sólo le queda esperar a ver si sale olor o no).

-¿Cómo evito estas weas?

No tengo ni la más mínima idea, pero esta comprobado que todo depende de la postura que se efectúe.

La postura que más causa estas flatulencias es la conocida “postura de perrito” (la cual, me importa un carajo relatar), y es que al introducir el miembro desde atrás (supongo que al final la estoy relatando igual) entra más aire de lo normal, el cual, por obviedad, en algún momento debe salir… creando estos “agradables” sonidos.

Por otra parte, la posición del “Misionero” (Tampoco voy a relatarla, aunque esta no tiene nada de especial) es la que menos aire produce al tener las piernas relativamente cerradas, por tanto hace menos probable el hecho.

Aún así decidí buscar un par de consejos para evitar estas situaciones, encontrando soluciones tan efectivas como:

-si, follar al vacio
-folla con la polla de otro
-Rellénale el coño de algodón, y luego metes el aparato.
-implantate silicona en el pene
-Se te ha pinchado y pierde aire. parcheala, pon a secar al sol 24 horas y listo.
-Pos no folles y punto.

Así que debo suponer que por el momento no hay solución efectiva más que probar con distintas posiciones.

-Ok, Entonces… ¿Qué mierda hago?

Si eres hombre… nada.

Si eres mujer… No hay mucho que se pueda hacer al respecto, tal vez comenzar a dominarlos, para luego mandarte unos cuantos voluntáriamente en medio de tus amigos. Serás el alma de la fiesta, te lo aseguro…

Otra cosa que sucede a veces es que algunos hombres no gustan de tener sexo si la dama esta pasando por su periodo menstrual. Bien, una buena forma de convencerlos es ponerse una compresa para que no se espante, y luego conseguir que se acerque. Una vez estando a una distancia mínima, quitarse la compresa y tratar de efectuar un muy sonoro y potente “Pedo Vaginal”, con el fin de llenarle la cara de gotas de sangre menstrual y unas cuantas burbujas de moco servical…

Si logras hacer que se ria con eso, no es muy normal que digamos… pero además de eso, ya puedes convencerlo de que sí tengan relaciones en medio del periodo.

-Si me pongo un encendedor en la vagina, ¿también hago una llama azul?

No. Pero la llamarada que va a salir si el encendedor te alcanza los pelos… mejor ni pensarlo.

-Si me mando un pedo real, ¿le puedo decir a mi pareja que fue un Pedo Vaginal?

No, se va a terminar dando cuenta igual… y ahí la carcajada será inevitable (súmale a eso la humillación)

-¿Existen los Pedos Peneales?

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Lo importante es que tomen estas manifestaciones como algo normal. Lo pueden tomar con humor, no viene nada de mal reirse un poco para desestresarse… tan sólo no sean tan hijos de perra al momento de reirse (No falta el ataque de risa).

Ahora si les baja el ocio, pueden poner una grabadora cerca, luego pasar los sonidos al pc y editarlos para crear una canción o qué se yo… problema de ustedes…

Como sea, supongo que crearé mi propia versión de Stairway to Heaven con los distintos tonos que logre… (incluyendo el solo de guitarra [o en este caso... solo de vagina {Ya no suena tan agradable}])

Al final sólo me queda invitarlos a todos a unirse a este bello grupo:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Yo-tambien-me-rio-con-los-pedos-vaginales/53971473970?v=info

Nah, mejor no, es una mierda.

Adios.

PD: Dedicado a mi gran amigo Decon (No, no es que él tenga vagina, sino que él fue el de la idea… y tal)

PD2: También dedicado a Kuri (No, el tampoco tiene vagina), no te di primicias pero al menos traté de terminarlo rápido xD

PD3: También dedicado al Dedos Largos (Aquí no se xDDD) que dijo que la wea me iba a salir fome… sí weon, salió fome pero igual más de un weon lo va a leer xDDD

Every now an then, we, as women, just don’t feel like it. We’re not in the mood. Our head hurts. We’re tired. Just the mere thought of laying there doing the deed makes us roll our eyes. Is this because we really are not in the mood? Or do we mentally want to, our minds think of what it could be like, but our bodies just refuse to cooperate? Things in our lives get in the way of being intimate with our partners. Stress, medications, age, the thought of uncomfortable sex just turns us off that much more. Let’s begin the journey of arousal creams and what they do for us (men, please stick around, I’ll get to you shortly.)

Stress – You work 40+ hours a week. The car is in the shop again. Your kids need 25 cupcakes by tomorrow morning. You have a stack of laundry that needs to be put away. You have a huge presentation at work tomorrow to prepare for. Your a week away from your period. You spouse just lost his job. These are all stress factors. Stress prevents us from even thinking about getting excited for intimacy. Our physical bodies might be there, but our minds are not. And if our minds aren’t in it, then ladies, it just won’t happen for us tonight. You know, the “Big O”.

Medications – Are you diabetic? Take anti-depressants like Prozac? Did you know your medications can also lower your drive? That’s how I even came into this business. I was put on medication for my MS, and had lost most of my desire for my partner, and not his fault. When I finally gave in and attended a PR party, the consultant suggested it, and what do you know, an arousal cream later, I was raring to go! I thought it was just me getting older!

The thought of uncomfortable sex – Patty Brisben (owner and founder of Pure Romance) compares women to crock pots and men to microwaves. We both do the same thing, it just takes us ladies a little longer to get there. In many cases, just as our engines are warming up to the point of excitement, it’s already over and we’re left wondering what happened and where the heck he went! Men, it takes time for our bodies to catch up with our minds, and time is precious, I know. You have to get our minds going before our bodies catch up. That’s why we need foreplay. Foreplay for a lot of men is her bending over to get the laundry out of the dryer at night and you’re ready to go.

So how will an arousal cream work for you? The most important ingredient in most arousal creams is menthol or mint oil. Ever chew an Altoid and take an open-mouth breath in? Feel cool and refreshing? Well, that same feeling is what happens when you put just a touch of an arousal cream down there. Just a pea-sized amount rubbed on the clitoris (the most sensitive area of a woman’s nether regions), and it begin to send that cooling sensation to our brains, which in turn, forces the body to send more blood flow to our genitals, and causing arousal. Just as a side note – ladies, I highly recommend putting the arousal cream on yourself, because we don’t need to hand it to them and them think they’re down there frosting a cake. PEA SIZE. That’s all we need.

Now men, I haven’t forgotten you. Viagra is everywhere, even NASCAR is being sponsored by them. The day I get Pure Romance on the back of a race car is the day I can quit my job. Until then, I’ll cover how you can benefit from these creams. Pure Romance offers three types of creams. My husband likes to refer to them as “How do you like your taco, Mild, Medium or Hot”, but then again, he’s a huge mexican food lover, so that analogy came easy. The cream we have specifically for both sexes is our X-Scream. And yes, if you use it right, you both will be screaming my name by the end of the night!

The reason X-Scream is unisex is because in our little tiny clitoris, there are 8,000-12,000 nerve endings in something the size of a pea. Men, however, have the same amount of nerve endings in the entire head, shaft and testicles. A lot more area, so you need something stronger, right? X-Scream has double the amount of menthol compared to the other two arousal creams, so this is perfect for both you and her. Another plus- it’s not medication – no prescription required, no doctor visits, no lasting effects (erection 4 hours later?), and you can use it when YOU’RE ready, not when the typical medication tells you you’re ready. How’s that for spontaneous?

I do warn you ladies, if you choose to X-Scream, you had better have your man or a toy ready to go, because you will begin looking at your door knobs in a whole new light if you’re left hanging! Or, if you prefer a night in by yourself, put just a dab on, turn on the ceiling fan, and…. well. You imagine the rest.

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Pick A Hole. Any Hole!! Now you finally can – without getting slapped in the face – with the New Jenna Haze Fleshlight Series.

Whether it be the Lotus Fleshlight (for Vag Plowing) or the Forbidden Fleshlight (for Anal Reaming), YOU too can fuck Jenna Haze!

Jenna is the first porn star to ever have her ass molded for an Anal Fleshlight, which features an exclusive new texture offering realistic anal intercourse simulation, and is the newest addition to the Fleshlight Girls roster.

Interactive Life Forms, the maker of the No. 1 selling sex toy for men, is proud to welcome Jenna Haze as their newest Fleshlight Girl. The Jenna Haze Fleshlights will be the 9th & 10th exclusive sex toys and the next addition to Fleshlight Girls family. Until now, the Fleshlight Girls Collection consisted of 8 models, including the recently released Teagan Presley Fleshlight. In addition to Teagan, Jenna will join porn star elites such as Tera Patrick, Raven Riley, Sandee Westgate, Puma Swede, Brooke Skye, Paris, and Lia 19.

Jenna says, “When Fleshlight asked to mold my pussy, I told them I was excited, but really wanted to get it both ways… in my pussy and my tight little ass. So, now you can do me any way you want. My new Forbidden anal texture is so realistic, I kept putting two fingers in my dirty little hole, and then in the Fleshlight, and I swear it was the same! And the Lotus feels like I’m fingering one of my hot girlfriends, except for its me . If you like watching my movies, you’re gonna love what it feels like for real.”

Steve Shubin, Fleshlight creator and CEO of Interactive Life Forms, commented, “We’re thrilled to add two new Jenna Haze products to our line of custom-molded celebrities. Jenna is one of the hottest and hardest-working talents in the business. Not only is she the reigning 2009 AVN Performer of the Year, she is also the number-one request from our ongoing FleshlightGirls.com customer poll. Our customers are always right. But in this case, they’re twice as right.”

“We just couldn’t fit all the best parts of Jenna Haze into a single Fleshlight. So we made two. Introducing the Jenna Haze Lotus Fleshlight, the most realistic Jenna Haze vaginal intercourse experience in existence. Allow your Jenna Haze fantasy to come to life with the soft Real Feel Superskin™ lips molded directly from her tight little body. Our customers have given the specially designed Lotus texture five-star ratings for both sensation and realism. This is the closest you may ever come to the 2009 “Dirtiest Girl in Porn” (2009 F.A.M.E. Awards) and one of the hottest film stars we have had the privilege to offer. A unique pearlescent case, autographed postcard and a free 2-ounce bottle of Gun Oil H2O (water-based personal lubricant) are included in your order.”

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Guys, feel free to pass this one by. Ladies, stick around. Things are about to get interesting.

As a PR consultant, I thought I knew a lot about our products. One product in particular, I kept glazing right over, every time I got to it in our catalog. Fresh Start. Sounds like a feminine powder product that we’re all too familiar with as the butt of jokes. Or is it?

While attending one of our team monthly meetings last month, we had a speaker in from corporate (Erin), who discussed the in’s & out’s of each product, one by one. Towards the end of the evening, we got to the back of the catalog to our Vaginal Health section. “Here we go” I thought to myself. I really didn’t need or want to hear about Fresh Start. I’m nice and clean and (most of the time) fresh down there in the nether regions. Then she said the following: “Ladies, most of you are still well within your prime. Fresh Start can make a difference, even for you.” OK, I’ll buy. What’s in it for me? Ladies, each of us go through that wonderful monthly period. We flow like Niagra at the beginning. We use tampons. We begin to dry up towards the end. Then comes the pulling and tugging of those last few tampons, like pulling the Titanic out of the iceberg. OK, well maybe she didn’t say it that way verbatim, but that’s what I heard. And I truly related.

Have you done this? You wear tampons to keep things from dripping out, then come the time when you no longer need the tampon, that last one is like pulling the plug on a drain that is super-glued shut? You feel like you’re pulling out our tonsils through the bottom half of your body? You sometimes silently swear you will never use tampons again? WELCOME TO VAGINAL DRYNESS.

I always thought vaginal dryness was for women who were old. I’m not old. I’m not dry (most of the time). I’m a mere 33 years young! But when Erin brought up this subject of dryness due to tampon use, and Mother Nature’s evil ways, I knew this was for me! So I set out on a quest to seek the fountain of youth. Or at least the fountain of moisturization.

2-3 days a week, use Fresh Start (FS) at night before bedtime (very similar to using cream for yeast infections). Overnight this moisturizer will absorb into the vaginal walls and make not only tampon removal easier, but sex better because the moisture content has been raised. Now I must warn you, this will NOT replace your lubricant for sex. You will still need that, no doubt in my mind, but FS will make your lives much more comfortable. No more vaginal chaffing, no more tugging on that elusive string at the end of each month. Doesn’t that sound nice? When the girls above the waist and the ladies below the waist are happy, so is the rest of the world! Maybe we could bring about world peace if every lady wasn’t dried out?

Contact me today to purchase your very own fountain of moisture youth!

Happy Romancing!

~Deb

There: What Women Know

There is no device in the marketplace today that would tell you, in plain English, “today is your fertile day 1” – meaning that sex today is likely to lead to pregnancy. And from our clinical trial results you will know that the pregnancy conceived on this first of the fertile days is likely to be a male fetus, a boy.

There is no such device on the market that would subsequently confirm the pregnancy within days – when, after ovulation on fertile day 3, you would no longer register the usual follicular waves. Your Ovulona device would interpret that as pregnancy detected, because that is how the biology works.

There is no device out there that would detect the only 3 days in each menstrual cycle during which – and only during which – pregnancy can result from insemination, whether natural or artificial. The other fertility monitors cannot detect either delayed ovulation (which happens due to stress) or when ovulation does not occur at all. In fact, they do not detect ovulation, they just guess at it.

This bears repeating. There is no device out there that would detect the only 3 days in each menstrual cycle during which – and only during which – pregnancy can result from insemination, whether natural or artificial. The other fertility monitors cannot detect either delayed ovulation (which happens due to stress) or when ovulation does not occur at all. Because they do not detect ovulation, they merely assume its occurrence due to the particular hormonal marker of their choice. But no single hormone, even if it were detected with the accuracy of laboratory methods, determines the fertile window including ovulation. It’s much more involved than that.

Here: What Women Want To Know

Only scarcity of funds keeps us from a device doing all those things not available today.

Our personal self-diagnostic device, the Ovulona™, will tell the woman in plain English (or any other language) whether today is one of the three days on which she can become pregnant.

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Fertile window

How? We’ll have the woman-user monitor at home the process that causes menstrual cycles and is fundamental to women’s health. The use is very simple, just like a tampon, but only for a few seconds (about 20) to obtain the result, with an instant display of the result.

Primary use is for reproductive management – that is aiding the achievement of pregnancy, and fertility-awareness based non-invasive birth control. But there is much more, including an automatic screening for cervical cancer, management of PMS/PMDD and management of hormone therapy, to name just a few useful applications that come with the core technology.

We show the working of the prototyped product using the graphs of the measurement results plotted against the days of the menstrual cycle. The graphs produce cyclic profiles descriptive of the nuances of the monitored menstrual cycles. None of the old techniques can do that.

These cyclic profiles have important characteristics: 1. The cyclic profile has numerous repeatable features. 2. The range of readings is the same in different cycles and, importantly, also in different women. 3. The profile features are interpretable, and are due to the biological process that causes the menstrual phenomena (folliculogenesis). The significance of these profiles goes beyond reproductive management.

To wit: Ours is a unique and disruptive technology. (As such, not readily funded by the established financing channels, and we are seeking well matched financial partners that will not run the project to the ground.)

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Fertile window for birth control

For a better insight, visit http://biozhena.wordpress.com/about/about-biozhena-tech-pitch, and the other posts on this blog [ http://biozhena.wordpress.com/ ], and check out http://www.linkedin.com/in/vaclavkirsner.

Before you go, see this, to get a sense of what is going on here:

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Baseline cycles interpreted

Parties with an interest relevant to bioZhena Corporation will be provided with more confidential information upon request (email: vaclavkirsner@yahoo.com).

Over this passed weekend, I went out to Best Buy. I was buying a new CD/DVD burner since I sold my last one to a friend of mine when he bought my MSi Wind netbook. Upon entering, I get greeted, standard shit.

Not even 4 steps after that greet, I get asked if I need any help. I’m like, “You dumb cock sucker, I haven’t even gotten near an aisle and you’re asking if I need assistance? Yeah, how about you bend over and fuck your own face for me.”

I eventually made it passed the movies and game section and get approached once more. But, this tool with the most nerdiest glasses ever asking if I need help with cameras. I’m in the middle of this walk way inbetween the cameras(on my left) and home audio(on my right). I replied, “I’m not even in the camera area, why would I need help?” and kept walking by.

As I got near where they keep all their optical drives, I could see a swarm of butt-fuckers in blow polos and khaki pants. I knew, today, God hated me. I sweep by the largest of the group, letting some poor old man deal with their BS. Right when I got to the monitors, BAM! The biggest of this butt fuckers stops me talking to me about this HP’s refresh rate and the great color display.

I spun around him and continued on, no, I don’t need a monitor you fat worthless fuck. FINALLY! I made it. Now, I’m glancing over all the drivers they have looking at the specs and prices over each. Then I hear in the distance behind me, “Sir! Sir! Do you need help?!”

I tried declining, I tried so hard to tell him I don’t need anything! He would. not. leave. me. alone! This is when I knew, I knew God wanted me to explode in a fit of rage… and I did.

I looked around frantic. Grabbed this hard plastic case and started bashing this idiots face in screaming, “I DON’T NEED YOUR FUCKING HELP, YOU FUCKING POLO WEARING NAZI!!!!”

I wiped the bloody mess that got onto my hands on his polo, grabbed the optical drive I felt was the winner and headed to the cash register. Paid for my item.

The only good thing I can say about Best Buy here, besides the nice deals they have, is that the women they hire are really cute and great personalities.

One thanked me for murking that dumbshit.
I murked her vag later that night.