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I am at the scene of a crime ...14 comments

rivergirlie wrote 6 months ago: The evidence: The main suspect: Now tell me – does it look to you as if butter would melt in h … more →

Tags: bleeeuurgh, Damn Lies, Food, Parties, Yummers

Thank heaven for the internet!15 comments

rivergirlie wrote 11 months ago: The other day I had to buy a dozen double damask dinner napkins. Don’t ask why. I just did. So … more →

Tags: activities, bwahaha, consumerism, Culture, gifts you can't live without, Random Thoughts

I keep getting these emails, 5 comments

rivergirlie wrote 1 year ago: … from unknown persons, very kindly offering a solution to my problems with short pinis. What … more →

Tags: Culture, stupid puns, unwanted advice, why the internet is pants

Prepare a yawn ...14 comments

rivergirlie wrote 1 year ago: I’ve been tagged by Coffee Boy for a meme that you may have seen going around. I’m very … more →

Tags: Food, Damn Lies, Meme, Random Thoughts, Culture, bwahaha, i'm losing my marbles, plus ca change

I'm tenuously tenuous!10 comments

rivergirlie wrote 1 year ago: But if you vote for me over at Moobz’ place, you could establish me as firmly tenuous. Go on … more →

Tags: Blogroll, Damn Lies, Competition, making my fortune, Culture, bwahaha, charideeee

I've done a terrible thing13 comments

rivergirlie wrote 1 year ago: I’ve just collected the twins from their Duke of Edinburgh training, wearing embarrassing trou … more →

Tags: Cars, activities, parenting types, unwanted advice, Culture, bwahaha

Halp!22 comments

rivergirlie wrote 1 year ago: So I’m supposed to be going, on Thursday, to the book group of which I’m a member and (t … more →

Tags: Homework, Damn Lies, Parties, Culture, bwahaha

And now ... the weather11 comments

rivergirlie wrote 1 year ago: I confidently predict torrential rain on Wednesday, no matter what those amateurs at the BBC may sug … more →

Tags: Damn Lies, Weather, i'm cold, Culture, bwahaha, charideeee

If I only had a brain ...11 comments

rivergirlie wrote 1 year ago: I distinctly remember having a conversation, some time ago, in which I said, ‘Well, I won … more →

Tags: Lunacy, Random Thoughts, i'm losing my marbles

L'etat, c'est moi (trans. Look at the state of me!)9 comments

rivergirlie wrote 1 year ago: So, there I was, minding my own business in the middle of Whitehall, the kids were warmly wrapped in … more →

Tags: activities, bwahaha, Culture, Damn Lies, i'm cold, London

For everything else there's Barclaycard ...20 comments

rivergirlie wrote 1 year ago: Family ticket to the school St Patrick’s day ceilidh: £12 Bottle of dodgy wine for the raffle: … more →

Tags: activities, parenting types, Parties, Culture, bwahaha, charideeee

I have been dabbling in the Yakult!11 comments

rivergirlie wrote 1 year ago: And here’s why. In the last few weeks we have had a interloper cat troubling the tranquility o … more →

Tags: Food, bleeeuurgh, Culture

Things I never thought I would end up doing (part 1)17 comments

rivergirlie wrote 1 year ago: The other night, one of my cats brought in a mouse. It escaped for a moment and seemed to be salvage … more →

Tags: activities, bleeeuurgh, Random Thoughts, charideeee

Remembrance11 comments

rivergirlie wrote 2 years ago: Remember … … not to accidentally wash a poppy in with your whites … … or you … more →

Tags: Random Thoughts, bwahaha, charideeee

Fork 'andles23 comments

rivergirlie wrote 2 years ago: Anyone unfortunate enough not to be British had better watch this clip of Ronnie Barker and Ronnie C … more →

Tags: Food, gifts you can't live without, cake, Christmas, stupid puns, Television, Culture, bwahaha, Yummers

Dedicated follower of fashion13 comments

rivergirlie wrote 2 years ago: I may have mentioned before that my son is extremely thin. Anyway, he’s got himself a pair of … more →

Tags: consumerism, bwahaha

Duh ...7 comments

rivergirlie wrote 2 years ago:   I’ve just spectacularly failed to put a Justgiving widget into my sidebar (yeah, it’s … more →

Tags: Half Term, activities, Culture, charideeee

A new word is needed ...20 comments

rivergirlie wrote 2 years ago: … for that thing when the big toe of one foot gets hooked in the trouser bottom of the opposit … more →

Tags: Shoes, activities, Random Thoughts

Good clean fun?37 comments

rivergirlie wrote 2 years ago: I may live to regret asking this. We shall see … I went to supper with some friends the other … more →

Tags: Food, consumerism, Parties, bleeeuurgh, Culture, bwahaha


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