Hahahaha. Shout out to the absolute dickhead named Halas who lives at the bottom of my road for sending me the link to this. Watching this is probably the best way to spend 2 minutes and 38 seconds that I can think of. 194 more words
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This short was first published in the Cuckoo Quarterly
Mark Patterson awoke in white, inhabited solely by himself and a doorbell.
There was a distant scent of manure wafting towards, mingled confusingly roast lamb – no, wait, venison – and a crackle of fire.469 more words