Dear Amelia, No, no. Please . Do come in. Make yourself right at fucking home, lady. Oh, wait. I recall you already have. Which means, of course, you’re been reading this all along - y… more →
Musings of a High School Vampirejonathon8 wrote 7 hours ago: So – the Vampiric Holiday Wish List. (How the fuck else are you going to know what I want for … more →
jonathon8 wrote 1 month ago: We need to have a little talk. One thing that pisses me off invariably about most vampire tales is t … more →
jonathon8 wrote 1 month ago: Harmony invited me over for dinner last night. Actually, the exact wording was, “My big sister … more →
jonathon8 wrote 1 month ago: My nemesis Brix met with a little accident yesterday. That I didn’t actually cause. Well … more →
jonathon8 wrote 1 month ago: There are few things that surprise me. Not a boast – just a fact. There’s not a lot of … more →
jonathon8 wrote 1 month ago: Remember, remember… Gunpowder, treason, and plot… Appropriate quotation, eh? (and yes … more →
jonathon8 wrote 1 month ago: I’m sitting on the only kitchen stool. The counter is still littered with handfuls of blood-st … more →
jonathon8 wrote 1 month ago: Ow.Fucking ow. All right. Show of hands now. Who’s been a bit worried,for me, then? … more →
jonathon8 wrote 1 month ago: Happy Halloween. Jonathon8-style. I’ve been planning on going trick or treating as a serial … more →
jonathon8 wrote 1 month ago: I’ve told you before. We don’t usually go for the vampiric vendetta. We just don’t … more →
jonathon8 wrote 1 month ago: Good evening. Where am I just now? In the shadows of a side fence, watching a window. Around the cor … more →
jonathon8 wrote 1 month ago: So recently, I chewed on Brix, and came out with my teeth intact. In fact, the subsequent encounte … more →
jonathon8 wrote 1 month ago: Ahem. A pre-Halloween anecdote on the doomed future of humanity. By Jonathon8. Sitting at the … more →
jonathon8 wrote 2 months ago: Okay. Probably did a bad thing tonight. I bit Brix. Just a bit. Well – fuck. He was asking f … more →
jonathon8 wrote 2 months ago: I was the youngest. The youngest is meant to be the golden child, hero, the adventurer. Well. I was … more →
jonathon8 wrote 2 months ago: Yes, all right? Fuck it. There was a life before Jonathon… ate. Don’t give me that … more →
jonathon8 wrote 2 months ago: You want to know what one of the most awesome things about Harmony is? She knows when the fuck to sh … more →
jonathon8 wrote 2 months ago: At 2am Saturday night, Harmony and I were swinging our legs over the abyss under my fire escape. I … more →
jonathon8 wrote 2 months ago: You think it’s going to just be another day. Scare the shit out of a few people, wreak a bit … more →