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<title><![CDATA[Quick Hits.]]></title>
<link>http://battleforohio.com/2009/11/20/quick-hits-25/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:21:23 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>George Herron</dc:creator>
<guid>http://battleforohio.com/2009/11/20/quick-hits-25/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Get ready, I&#39;m doing some serious mud slingin&#39; today. Welcome to another Friday of debaucher]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Varsity Blues --- 5]]></title>
<link>http://tolwenye.wordpress.com/2009/11/15/varsity-blues-5/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:59:18 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>tolwenye</dc:creator>
<guid>http://tolwenye.wordpress.com/2009/11/15/varsity-blues-5/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0139699/ First off let me say that I fucking hate football. Football mov]]></description>
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<p>First off let me say that I fucking hate football. Football movies doubly so. High school football movies triply so. I don’t know who told me that this was actually a good movie, but it sure as hell started off on the wrong godamned foot.</p>
<p>Despite all of these I still sat past the first 20 minutes of the movie fighting off every part of me to just turn the movie off. I really wanted to, you have no idea. After a while though I think I just gave in and accepted it and started to enjoy myself. Well as much as I can while watching something I hate.</p>
<p>Now the story actually wasn’t that bad. A bastard coach who will do anything to win, including injecting his players with something (it never said what, but I’m assuming it was steroids) threatening them, and a whole slew of things just to get his damned award for the 23rd year running, kind of a bitch movie really.</p>
<p>Now what really caught me off guard was seeing a few actors who were prolly nothing at the time that have now become something big, or at least noticeably big. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005123/">Ali Larter</a>  and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005442/">Amy Smart</a> are the 2 that stand out to me the most. It’s always weird seeing actors when they had small roles. It’s also kind of enjoyable actually.</p>
<p>Now once the initial football parts were done and the actual storyline of the movie kicked in it really wasn’t that bad. The storyline actually seemed like it could happen in real life and it wasn’t overplayed at all. Which most football movies make it seem like football players can get away with anything.</p>
<p>All in all even though I hate high school football movies, this one really wasn&#8217;t terrible. I will never in my life sit down to watch it again except for maybe the strip club scene, but that would be the only reason.</p>
<p>Base Score = 5<br />
-3 for being a high school football movie<br />
+1 for stealing a cop car and then getting a whole bunch of high school girls naked in it<br />
-1 for being in Texas<br />
+1 for whip cream bikini<br />
+1 for seeing actors when they had small roles<br />
+1 for a storyline that could easily happen in real life<br />
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<title><![CDATA[The Big 12 - not Twelve, not XII - 12.]]></title>
<link>http://arahomik.wordpress.com/2009/10/31/the-big-12-not-twelve-not-xii-12/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:09:26 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>arahomik</dc:creator>
<guid>http://arahomik.wordpress.com/2009/10/31/the-big-12-not-twelve-not-xii-12/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Let’s talk about the Big 12.  Unlike its Big counterparts, this name makes absolute sense.  First of]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Let’s talk about the Big 12.  Unlike its Big counterparts, this name makes absolute sense.  First of all – there are actually 12 teams, which makes the conference big enough to have two divisions.  Additionally, 4 of the 12 teams are located in Texas, where everything is (you know it) bigger.</p>
<p>The Big 12 is a younger conference, only beginning to compete athletically in 1996.  In its first 12 years in existence, the Big 12 has been host to three national championships (Nebraska in ’95, Oklahoma in ’00 and Vince Young—I mean Texas in ’05).  Speaking of teams, here’s how the two divisions are broken down:</p>
<p>North Division: Colorado, Iowa State, Kansas, Kansas State, Missouri, Nebraska</p>
<p>South Division: Baylor,  Oklahoma, Oklahoma   State, Texas, Texas A&#38;M, Texas Tech</p>
<p>I don’t know about you, but I always think of movies like Varsity Blues and Friday Night Lights when I think about the Big 12.  I’ve obviously never attended high school in TX / OK, but boy oh boy, do they produce some baaad football players (bad in the sense that they’re awesome).  Do yourself a favor though: do NOT repeat this flippant observation in an attempt to impress anyone.  Ever.</p>
<p>Anyway, as per usual, I’ll just focus on a few of the perennial powers to emerge from the Big 12, as well as a few shout outs to teams performing exceptionally well this season / as of late.</p>
<p>University  of Texas.  Ahh Texas – second-most winning program in the history of college football (behind only University  of Michigan, who is stumbling so badly right now that you can bet they hang their hats on that stat).  Case in point, the Longhorns have taken up one of the top 6 spots on the AP/Coaches polls five times since the 2001 season.  Coach Mack Brown, who took over the program in 1998, began to catch some flak for recruiting and coaching excellent teams that simply did not perform well in the post season.  In January of 2005 and 2006, however, Brown led his team to two consecutive Rose Bowls and beat University  of Michigan and USC, respectively.  It’s worth mentioning how important the win over USC was, as very few pundits gave credit to the Longhorns (myself included, if I could be considered a pundit) over the Trojans, in their bid to become unprecedented threepeat national champions.  You girls may remember hottie USC quarterback Matt Leinart, in his final moments of relevancy on the football field, visibly regretting his decision to come back to college for his senior year&#8230; all thanks to Vince Young physically carving up a previously unpenetrable Trojan defense.</p>
<p>University  of Oklahoma.  The Sooners had a whole heck of a lot of hype heading into the 2009 season.  With 2008 Heisman Trophy winning quarterback Sam Bradford returning, under the guidance of Bob Stoops, Oklahoma was considered by many to be frontrunner for this year’s National Championship.  Against Brigham  Young University in week one, however, a funny (read&#8212; horrible and devastating) thing happened: Bradford suffered a shoulder injury, which left him on the sidelines for the subsequent four weeks.  Despite a loss that evening, freshman QB Landry Jones has performed more than adequately, amassing 1,363 yards and 13 touchdowns with just three losses (all deficits of three points or less).  While this is not the performance everyone had anticipated from this year’s Sooner squad, Jones has nothing to be ashamed of in his first year.  **Update: this past week, Bradford has announced that he will undergo season-ending shoulder surgery in hopes of being 100% physically rehabilitated in time for this year’s NFL draft.</p>
<p>University  of Nebraska.  The Cornhuskers have an illustrious football history of their own, ranking #4 in all-time program wins.  Unfortunately, the last several years haven’t been too kind to the boys from Lincoln.  Granted (and you will find this to be a recurring theme in college athletics across the board), what’s good for the goose may not necessarily be good for the Cornhusker.  What I mean is, Nebraska’s last BCS bowl appearance was in 2002.  95% of college programs would be thrilled with this appearance (despite the shellacking Nebraska experienced at the hands of “The U”), but for a school with such  high expectations year in and year out, Nebraska fans feel let down.  Nebraska is coming off a win at the 2009 Gator Bowl, over Clemson (**If you just made a “oooh – a big win over an ACC team! How impressive!” joke, I’m going to award you ten points.  Use them as you see fit), but this season the Cornhuskers are sitting on a middling 4-3 record.  Fun fact – since 2002, Nebraska has only appeared in odd-yeared bowl games – ’03, ’05, ’07 and ’09.  Verrrrrry interesting.</p>
<p>In addition to the three overachievers we’ve discussed, the Big 12 has had some great seasons out of a few other schools in recent years.  Most notably, in the 2007-2008 season, Missouri and Kansas both had incredible seasons, culminating in a Big 12 North matchup over Thanksgiving break (I distinctly remember watching this game from Harvey’s Downtown in Lexington – holla!).  The winner of this game would go on to face Oklahoma in the Big 12 championship.  One-loss Missouri emerged victorious, only to ultimately lose to Oklahoma.  Because Kansas had just one loss on record for the season, they were awarded a berth in the 2008 Orange Bowl.  Missouri would go on to play in the Cotton Bowl.  Both teams had successful post-season appearances and finished the season with a collective 3 losses.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Briana and the Bear]]></title>
<link>http://bestworstthings.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/briana-and-the-bear/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 02:01:38 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mccarthyculkin</dc:creator>
<guid>http://bestworstthings.wordpress.com/2009/09/23/briana-and-the-bear/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[My friend, we’ll call him “Joe”, recently saw the movie Sorority Row just to check out the hot young]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>My friend, we’ll call him <a href="http://bestworstthings.wordpress.com/2009/09/18/its-been-a-while/">“Joe”, recently saw the movie <em>Sorority Row</em> just to check out the hot young girls </a>getting murdered.  Going in he was most interested in seeing what Audrina Patridge, vapid star of <em>The Hills</em> and former lover of famous douche bag Justin Bobby, had going on.  Apparently, the answer was nothing.  Another young girl, however, did catch his eye.  Briana Evigan.  When he told me this, I immediately thought “could she be the daughter of Greg Evigan?”  And upon, further investigation, I found that, yet again, I was right.</p>
<p> Briana Evigan, star of <em>Step Up 2: The Streets</em> is the daughter of Greg Evigan, star of not one, but TWO awesome  television shows:  <em>BJ &#38; the Bear</em>, a show where Evigan’s sexy truck driver character, BJ, traveled the country getting into all kinds of crazy hijinks with his sidekick, a precocious chimpanzee named The Bear, AND <em>My Two Dads</em>, where Evigan’s sexy artist shares custody of a tween daughter he just met with Paul Reiser because her slutty mom died and didn’t know which of these guys was the father.  Naturally, hilarity ensues.  Evigan also had a guest starring role on the original <em>Melrose Place</em> as a doctor in an abusive relationship with Matt.  The man is acting gold.  No wonder someone with his genes, and if she’s lucky his hair, would choose to follow his career footsteps. </p>
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<p> Briana isn’t the first spawn of a celebrity to try and become one herself.  In fact, her costar in <em>Sorority Row</em> is Rumer Willis, daughter of Bruce &#38; Demi, step daughter of Ashton, sister of Tallulah and Scout.  She’s no stranger to drama or paparazzi, so, of course, she’s giving acting her best shot.  And I hear she has an awesome lesbian story line coming up on the new <em>90210</em> this season that I know Joe will be tuning in for.  No one loved Marissa and Olivia Wilde’s lesbian fling on <em>The OC</em> more than that pervert.</p>
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<p>But back to celebrity spawn.  There are too many of them to list so let’s just talk about a few of my favorites – good and bad. </p>
<p> <strong>Kate Hudson</strong> – Okay, <em>Almost Famous</em> was awesome and she rocked it, but what else has she done besides look like Goldie Hawn and hook up with a string of famous men?  <em>The Four Feathers?  How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days?  Bride Wars?</em>  Boooooo!</p>
<div id="attachment_2125" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 490px"><img class="size-full wp-image-2125" title="almost famous" src="http://bestworstthings.wordpress.com/files/2009/09/almost-famous.jpg" alt="Hudson needs a Bandaid to save her from bad movie role choices" width="480" height="326" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Hudson needs a Bandaid to save her from bad movie role choices</p></div>
<p> <strong>Emma Roberts</strong> – Daughter of creepy Eric Roberts and niece of America’s Sweetheart, Julia Roberts?  I want to hate her, but I freaking love her.  That mermaid movie she did with Little JoJo was awesome.  <em>Nancy Drew</em> – awesome.  I haven’t seen <em>Hotel for Dogs</em> yet, but I will, and I am sure it’s, well, awesome. </p>
<p><strong>Jaden Smith</strong> – His dad is one of the most genuinely likable people on the planet and this kid just seems like a snarky little dick.  It’s unfortunate.  What’s even more unfortunate is that he’s starring in an upcoming remake of the classic film <em>The Karate Kid</em>.  Jaden’s version is called  <em>The Kung Fu Kid</em> and costars Jackie Chan.  Mr. Mayagi is rolling over in his grave.</p>
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<p><strong>Jamie Lee Curtis</strong> – a famous mom, a famous dad and an unstoppable rumor about her being a hermaphrodite makes Jamie Lee Curtis Hollywood royalty.  I don’t care if she’s a boy, a girl or both, JLC is a legend.</p>
<p> <strong>Brody Jenner</strong> – the son of Kim Kardashian’s weird stepdad was the inspiration for the creation of the term “bromance”.  And yes, he’s hot, but there is no reason on earth why this guy should be famous.</p>
<p> <strong>Jeff &#38; Beau Bridges</strong> – Lloyd Bridges gifted Hollywood with two sons.  One hot.  One not.  Both great actors.  Mendelbaum, Mendelbaum, Mendelbaum!</p>
<p> <img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2127" title="Jeff Beau and Lloyd" src="http://bestworstthings.wordpress.com/files/2009/09/jeff-beau-and-lloyd.jpg" alt="Jeff Beau and Lloyd" width="600" height="461" /></p>
<p> <strong>Bryce Dallas Howard</strong> – I love Ron Howard.  But I HATED <em>The Village</em> and I didn’t even bother to see that piece of crap<em> Lady in the Water</em> because I was so mad at M Night for the travesty that was <em>The Village</em>.  Plus, as a rule, I’m kind of scared of gingers.  So BDH, sorry, but I’m not a fan.  Good luck with that vampire movie you’re doing.  I won’t be seeing it.</p>
<p> <strong>Jennifer Grant</strong> – the daughter of Cary Grant and Dyan Cannon chose Steve Sanders over Brandon on a dating game type show on the original <em>90210</em>.  She dated Steve for about a year before he gave in to the peer pressure at the KEG house and cheated on her with that psycho drama chick who tried to sabotage Brenda’s big stage debut at California University and spread those awful rumors about her doing it with the play’s director to get the part.  Later Grant’s character, Chelsea, briefly hooked up with Steve’s KEG house nemesis, John Sears, played by the truly awesome Paul Johansson of Dan Scott on <em>One Tree Hill</em> fame.  So she’s not really famous for much but what she is famous for rocks so hard that I give Jennifer Grant two thumbs up.  That’s right, two.</p>
<p> <strong>Scott Caan</strong> – Two words for you <em>Varsity Blues</em>.  That’s right.  <em>Varsity Blues</em>.  Loved it.  “Tweeder drank beer cause, well, Tweeder drinks beer”.  Me too, Tweeder.  Give your dad, Sonny Corleone a high five for me.  Sure neither of you measure over 5” 4’ but you’re still a couple of bad asses.</p>
<p> <strong>Connor Cruise – </strong>The fourteen year old adopted son of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman is just getting his feet wet as an actor but he’s doing it in some mighty big pools.  I spotted him last week as “cop number 2” investigating Sydney’s murder on the new <em>Melrose Place</em>.  Interestingly, “cop number 1” is played by Marissa’s groundskeeper boyfriend, DJ, on season two of  <em>The OC</em> whose break up with Marissa led her into the arms of Olivia Wilde and the heart of my sick friend, Joe.  But, back to Connor Cruise, I heard recently that he’ll be starring in a remake of <em>Red Dawn</em>.  I’m not sure a remake of <em>Red Dawn</em> is a fantastic idea but I wish Connor Cruise well.  I’m sure he’s sick of all the Cruise news being about his crazy dad or Suri.  It’s about time Connor had his day.</p>
<p> Just like being Spiderman, being born to celebrity parents is both a gift and a curse.  Love them or hate them, celebrity spawn have a lot to live up to.  As Michael Jordan said to his own three children at the end of his vindictive and classless Basketball Hall of Fame induction speech &#8220;You guys have a heavy burden. I wouldn&#8217;t want to be you guys.&#8221;  And you know what, neither would I.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Tim Tebow Needs a New Speechwriter]]></title>
<link>http://slanchreport.com/2009/09/21/tim-tebow-needs-a-new-speechwriter/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 14:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>slanch</dc:creator>
<guid>http://slanchreport.com/2009/09/21/tim-tebow-needs-a-new-speechwriter/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Now, I&#8217;m all for plagiarizing, I mean, hey, it&#8217;s fun! However, if you&#8217;re going to ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Now, I&#8217;m all for plagiarizing, I mean, hey, it&#8217;s fun! However, if you&#8217;re going to plagiarise, do it from someone and something worthwhile, copying Jon Voight from <em>Varsity Blues</em> doesn&#8217;t cut it.</p>
<p>Tim Tebow, whose shit don&#8217;t stink in the eyes of Florida should learn this post-haste. This was his locker-room speech last week and while the team won, I wager it was NOT because of this parroted speech.</p>
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<p>I particularly love the look of the players right behind Tebow who clearly could care less about what he&#8217;s saying and have a &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe he&#8217;s using a <em>Varsity Blues</em> speech and thinks it is going to psyche us up&#8221; look on their faces.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[One shot, one beer and a kiss before I go]]></title>
<link>http://crazylilsportslady.wordpress.com/2009/08/12/one-shot-one-beer-and-a-kiss-before-i-go/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 07:35:12 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>crazylilsportslady</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Texas brews its beer just as good as its women. Yeah, that&#39;s me in UT orange with a Shiner...at ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><div class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 181px"><img title="ooh ooh me" src="http://i402.photobucket.com/albums/pp104/crazylilsportslady/me_orange.jpg" alt="Texas brews its beer just as good as its women" width="171" height="244" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Texas brews its beer just as good as its women. Yeah, that&#39;s me in UT orange with a Shiner...at a 105-degree party. It&#39;s like I never left TX.</p></div>
<p>Drinking is a funny thing. I realized tonight whilst trying to decide upon a cocktail at dinner that I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve touched (or even sniffed) tequila in over two months. By all means, correct me if I&#8217;m wrong&#8230;it happens on occasion. Also, if you&#8217;ve not visited <a href="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/">Texts From Last Night</a>, I HIGHLY suggest you do so (after you finish reading this). It&#8217;s chalk full of drunk little ditties. Howev, this is absolutely priceless:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;If it&#8217;s vodka, everyone is attractive.  Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and f*ckable.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>I think tequila and I are on a trial separation. The first fallout I had with alcohol was with red wine after my company Christmas party in 2002. However, looking back it really wasn&#8217;t the wine&#8217;s fault that I hadn&#8217;t eaten all day. That was a knockdown drag out, ass-kicking, physical sort of fight. Death would&#8217;ve been better the next day than having to put on a happy face and go to my then boyfriend&#8217;s parents&#8217; house and pretend I was a-okay. It took me two years to even smell red wine without wanting to hurl. True story. This fallout with tequila is different, it&#8217;s emotional. That&#8217;s even worse. But I believe in second chances in most cases, therefore, I have a blind date with what&#8217;s supposed to be the best Orange County margarita Saturday after next. We&#8217;ll see how it goes. I&#8217;m optimistic and will be packing an overnight bag, just in case things go well. *wink*</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 299px"><img title="taylor + horns = sigh" src="http://i402.photobucket.com/albums/pp104/crazylilsportslady/tlhorns.jpg" alt="What?" width="289" height="141" /><p class="wp-caption-text">What?</p></div>
<p>I&#8217;m a firm believer that alcohol and sports are just as much soul mates as chocolate and peanut butter. Or me and Taylor Lautner will be when he&#8217;s legal. Seriously, he&#8217;s a huge football fan and, AND!!! I even read he&#8217;s a Longhorn fan. Hook &#8216;em.</p>
<p>Anyway, I digress. So my fantasy football draft is the same day as my margarita date. THANKFULLY the draft is hours before things could potentially get messy. Because I have one rule this year: <em><strong>thou shall not be drunk (or still drunk) during thy draft</strong></em>. Last summer was a very messy time for me, I did a LOT of drinking in general, but the night before the draft I hit the WeHo bars pretty hard. Happy hour at 6 p.m. turned into me standing up mid-cocktail around 1 a.m yelling &#8220;O.M.G. I have to go, my fantasy football draft is in six hours.&#8221;  Trust me, THOSE words have never been yelled in West Hollywood before (or since). Although I had my research done and picks sorted weeks prior to the draft, I was not in good shape otherwise. My league runs on Central time. I, obviously, do not. I had to be online at 6:45 a.m. I slept through my first alarm, woke up around 6:55 a.m. and ran circles around my apartment trying to find my laptop (naturally I forgot I&#8217;d actually plugged it in by the bed the day before). I got online, tried to focus and make sure everything was in order and answered my friend Eric&#8217;s countless text messages with yes, I promise I was alive&#8230;but was pretty sure I was still drunk.</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 188px"><img title="varsity blues" src="http://i402.photobucket.com/albums/pp104/crazylilsportslady/varsity_blues2.jpg" alt="Its a strip club, man! Im here to work!" width="178" height="272" /><p class="wp-caption-text">It&#39;s a strip club, man! I&#39;m here to work!</p></div>
<p>I had it all under control until about the time we hit the third round. Oh no, what happened then you ask? I totally started puking between picks. Although that wasn&#8217;t exactly ladylike, did I ever miss a pick? No, of course not. I&#8217;m a firm believer in puke and rally. Billy Bob would&#8217;ve been proud.</p>
<p>P.S. The Cowboys, albeit mostly the fifth string they picked up off the street, will be on my TV Thursday night. Word.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[SBTG X Nike Dunk High " Varsity Bones"]]></title>
<link>http://gumsole.wordpress.com/2009/07/29/sbtg-x-nike-dunk-high-varsity-bones/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
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<guid>http://gumsole.wordpress.com/2009/07/29/sbtg-x-nike-dunk-high-varsity-bones/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[During the recent Asia tour by Nike-sponsored basketball superstar Kobe Bryant, a familiar Nike asso]]></description>
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<p>During the recent Asia tour by Nike-sponsored basketball superstar Kobe Bryant, a familiar Nike associated artist and customizer in SBTG presented Kobe Bryant with an exclusive pair of “Varsity Bones” Dunk Highs inspired by the theme of “What If”. The shoes were modeled after Bryant’s potential attendance at NCAA Division 1 school Duke with the relevant colorways seen alongside a special lasered wooden box with the Kobe Bryant logo. While much of SBTG’s work pertains to custom shoes, the man himself has seen himself at the center of his very own Nike SB collaboration a few years back.</p>
<p>Source: Hypebeast</p>
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<title><![CDATA[My Week In Lists: Harry Potter and the Awkward Innuendo]]></title>
<link>http://blogstretchshake.wordpress.com/2009/07/29/my-week-in-lists-harry-potter-and-the-awkward-innuendo/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 06:27:29 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Abby</dc:creator>
<guid>http://blogstretchshake.wordpress.com/2009/07/29/my-week-in-lists-harry-potter-and-the-awkward-innuendo/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;On Wednesdays we wear pink.&quot; The New York Times, with its finger firmly on the pulse of t]]></description>
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<p>The <em>New York Times</em>, with its finger firmly on the pulse of the day&#8217;s important issues, dares to ask the question on no one&#8217;s mind: <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/28/health/28well.html?_r=1&#38;scp=2&#38;sq=harry%20potter&#38;st=cse" target="_blank">Does Hogwarts have a drinking problem?</a> (Sidenote: Yes, I get bored during work, and yes, sometimes that leads me to read the <em>NYT</em> health blog.) Basically, Harry and his friends get crunk in the new movie and some parents are concerned this sets a bad example for their darling Muggle children. It also contains the shocking revelation that children laugh at drunk-acting people. (&#8220;As the mother of a 10-year-old Harry Potter fan, I was taken aback by the reaction of the young people in the theater. They snickered at Hermione’s goofy grin and, later, guffawed when an inebriated Hagrid passed out.&#8221; Yeah, because it was HILARIOUS.)</p>
<p>Like the patriotic Americans we are, BSS also saw <em>Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince</em> last week, and honestly, just like the dismayed parents in this article, it wasn&#8217;t what we were expecting. Which is to say, it played much more like the awesome PG Hogwarts version of <em>American Pie</em> than a kids&#8217; movie about wizards, and we were reminded of this today when reading this article. (And let&#8217;s be real: if you were charged with saving the wizarding world from evil incarnate, wouldn&#8217;t you need to get wasted from time to time too?)</p>
<p>So the latest Harry Potter, surprisingly, featured more awkward, vaguely sexual jokes than we could have anticipated, the highlight of which was undoubtedly the exchange between Ron and Harry after Harry and Ginny put the Half-Blood Prince&#8217;s potions book in the Room of Requirement and subsequently got their mack on. (Ron: &#8220;Did you guys do it?&#8221; Harry: &#8220;Excuse me?&#8221; Ron: &#8220;You know, hide the book.&#8221;) That moment alone was worth the $10.50 (damn East Coast prices!) admission fee. I don&#8217;t even care that it wasn&#8217;t in the book.</p>
<p>In honor of awkward innuendo and questionable, potentially underage drinking, we got to thinking about our love of the true classics of the teen movie genre, which inevitably feature both as major plot points (here&#8217;s looking at you, <em>Can&#8217;t Hardly Wait</em>), and decided a little match-up was in order.</p>
<p><em>Harry Potter and the Teen Movie Archetypes</em>, after the jump.</p>
<p><strong><!--more-->Harry Potter &#8211; John Moxon, <em>Varsity Blues</em></strong><br />
Harry is great at Quidditch. John Moxon is great at football. But while the others are preoccupied with butter beer and whipped cream bikinis, Mox and Harry are thinking deep thoughts. About their futures. Sure, Mox just wants to get out of his close-minded Texas football town and live the Ivy League life, while Harry is charged with saving the world, but they both have to go against the grain to decide what kind of life to live. And seriously, the whole series of HP books is basically about Harry saying to Voldemort: &#8220;I don&#8217;t want&#8230;your life.&#8221;</p>
<p><span style='text-align:center; display: block;'><object width='425' height='350'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/_I8ucLNE5WM&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;hd=0' /><param name='allowfullscreen' value='true' /><param name='wmode' value='transparent' /><embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/_I8ucLNE5WM&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;hd=0' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' allowfullscreen='true' width='425' height='350' wmode='transparent'></embed></object></span></p>
<p><strong>Hermione Granger &#8211; Diane Court, <em>Say Anything</em></strong><br />
Obviously Hermione would be the valedictorian. Diane Court is very smart, fiercely loyal and slightly socially awkward — just like Miss Granger. She also dates the quintessential underachiever, which would make Ron Lloyd Dobler in this scenario. If he weren&#8217;t, you know, magical, I think he would definitely be into kickboxing. Sport of the future. And couldn&#8217;t you just see Hermione giving some hapless boy a pen (or perhaps a quill) as a parting gift?</p>
<p><strong>Ron Weasley &#8211; Kenny Fisher, <em>Can&#8217;t Hardly Wait</em></strong></p>
<div id="attachment_108" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><img class="size-full wp-image-108" title="Kenny and Ron" src="http://blogstretchshake.wordpress.com/files/2009/07/kennyron.jpg" alt="Both know how to rock the headgear." width="500" height="330" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Both Kenny and Ron know how to rock the headgear.</p></div>
<p>Poor Kenny Fisher. He tries so hard to come up with 20 different ways to make the ladies call him Big Poppa, but when it comes down to it, he can&#8217;t, yo. And Ron shares his angst. With a best friend like Harry, how can he help but feel inadequate when it comes to getting the ladies? Harry gets Cho Chang and Ron gets&#8230;Lavender. But just like Kenny, once Ron stops worrying about being cool, he finds love with his best friend. Heartwarming.</p>
<p><strong>Draco Malfoy &#8211; Regina George, <em>Mean Girls</em></strong><br />
&#8220;She&#8217;s fabulous, but she&#8217;s evil.&#8221; So says Damian of Regina George, by way of explanation. Like Ms. George, this boy knows how to dress. Someone&#8217;s been studying the wizarding world&#8217;s equivalent of GQ (WQ? Please someone make this exist.) While the others are content dressing, like, you know — teenagers, Draco&#8217;s not afraid to be outrageously obviously evil by wearing all black suits, ALL THE TIME. And can it really be a coincidence that he and Regina have the exact same hair color? Evil is platinum blonde, apparently. And only wears jeans or track pants on Friday.</p>
<p><em>Honorable Mentions:</em></p>
<p><strong>Cormac McLaggen &#8211; Steff, <em>Pretty in Pink</em></strong><br />
This charming douchebag&#8217;s got the swagger of a 1980s nouveau riche suburban kid that means he wouldn&#8217;t be out of place in a John Hughes classic.</p>
<p><strong>Luna Lovegood &#8211; Allison Reynolds, <em>The Breakfast Club</em></strong><br />
Be honest, can&#8217;t you see her using her dandruff to create snow on a drawing? Basketcases unite.</p>
<p>[HP images via <a href="http://www.collider.com/entertainment/news/article.asp/aid/8412/tcid/1" target="_blank">Collider</a>]</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Ali Larter Shows The World Her Ass]]></title>
<link>http://internetpopular.wordpress.com/2009/07/27/ali-larter-shows-the-world-her-ass/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:27:21 +0000</pubDate>
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<guid>http://internetpopular.wordpress.com/2009/07/27/ali-larter-shows-the-world-her-ass/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Ali Larter is probably one of the most underappreciated sluts in Hollywood and that&#8217;s why I wa]]></description>
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<p>Ali Larter is probably one of the most underappreciated sluts in Hollywood and that&#8217;s why I was happy when these pictures hit the Internet earlier today.  Maybe people will see her sexy backside and say to themselves &#8220;Self, Ali Larter is pretty much one of the most awesome females on the planet,&#8221; then they&#8217;ll give her money to take naked pictures and I&#8217;ll look at them.  If not, at least I&#8217;ll have these and considering the closest I got to see her naked was the whipcream scene in Varsity Blues, I&#8217;ll take it.</p>

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<title><![CDATA[To Thine Own Self Be True!]]></title>
<link>http://letopusa.wordpress.com/2009/07/24/to-thine-own-self-be-true/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:54:39 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
<guid>http://letopusa.wordpress.com/2009/07/24/to-thine-own-self-be-true/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[We are very excited to introduce a ‘new look’ to our website – a look that is a delightful reflectio]]></description>
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<p>But this is just the beginning!  Become a part of the le•top community as we introduce new features – join the conversations on our blog for smiles and information – and follow our <a href="http://twitter.com/letop" target="_blank">Twitter</a> feed to be the first to hear about contests and give-a-ways.</p>
<p>Come and experience <a href="http://www.letop-usa.com/" target="_self">le•top</a>: “Zero to Five – The Happy Years!”</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Marie Claire says: Old School]]></title>
<link>http://inthemainstream.wordpress.com/2009/07/14/marie-claire-says-old-school/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:34:27 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>inthemainstream</dc:creator>
<guid>http://inthemainstream.wordpress.com/2009/07/14/marie-claire-says-old-school/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[(It’s Marie Claire week at One Size Fits All.  For five days, I’m following the advice of the July i]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>(It’s <em>Marie Claire</em> week at One Size Fits All.  For five days, I’m following the advice of the July issue for all of my entertainment needs.)</p>
<p><em>Marie Claire</em> seems to be really keen on my catching up with everything I’ve missed in the last decade or so.  This month’s Netflix suggestions (nice product placement!) revolve around the theme of growing up.  The three: <em>The Big Chill</em> (love it), <em>Garden State</em> (loathe it), and <em>Old School </em>(never seen it).  Missed opportunities on their part: <em>St. Elmo’s Fire</em> and <em>Reality Bites</em>.</p>
<p>I’m under the working assumption that I’m the only person under thirty who has not seen <em>Old School</em>, which is surprising because I generally find Will Ferrell entertaining and this is about my level of humor:</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-180" title="iPood" src="http://inthemainstream.wordpress.com/files/2009/07/ipood.jpg" alt="iPood" width="170" height="187" /></p>
<p style="text-align:center;">(Picture sent to me by my seventeen-year-old sister, who alternates between reveling in and being revolted by my inner twelve-year-old boy.)</p>
<p>So, thanks, <em>Marie Claire</em>, for getting me to watch this.  Should I ever get around to it, <em>The Hangover</em> is supposed to be the funniest movie since <em>Old School</em>; it will be nice to have the bar set appropriately.</p>
<p><em>Old School</em> follows three friends, Mitch (Luke Wilson), Frank (Ferrell), and Beanie (Vince Vaughn) as they enter a delayed quarter-life crisis.  Mitch’s relationship is busted after he finds his girlfriend mid-orgy when he comes home early from a business trip.  Frank is newly married and freaking out over that kind of commitment.  As far as I can tell, Vince Vaughn is his generic self.  Mitch buys a house on their alma mater’s property and, in order to save the house from being turned over to the school, decide to found an age-inclusive fraternity.  Once upon a time, the dean of the school (Jeremy Piven) was the butt of many a joke made me these young men, hence his grown desire for revenge.  Antics ensue.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-182" title="OldSchool2" src="http://inthemainstream.wordpress.com/files/2009/07/oldschool2.jpg?w=300" alt="OldSchool2" width="300" height="198" /></p>
<p>Maybe this is exemplary of what the movie purports to explore, but the naked boobs on the menu display just bring out another sigh-heavy, <em>really?</em> than anything else.  And, I mean, I’ll own up to this: I’m the same person who, ten years ago, fast forwarded through <em>Varsity Blues</em> just to see the infamous whipped cream scene.  I’m not above it; the giggle factor just seems to be gone.  (This actually came up when I saw <em>Sex and the City</em> in the movie theater.  The girls, who had to be seventeen, sitting beside me were a disaster, especially during the three-way scene.  Maybe I’m old; maybe I’ve just watched too much Showtime in my life.)</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-181" title="OldSchool" src="http://inthemainstream.wordpress.com/files/2009/07/oldschool.jpg?w=300" alt="OldSchool" width="300" height="197" /></p>
<p>When I think about this transitional period, I’m always reminded of Rob Lowe’s character in <em>St. Elmo’s Fire</em> when he wanders back to the college campus and pals around with his old frat friends.  Perhaps that’s not as laugh inducing as Will Ferrell standing around with a blowup doll, but the sentiment is the same.  Rob Lowe is who I think of while I try to plan my future: do I want what I want because it used to be good or do I want what I want because it could be a new kind of good?  Currently, I think I’ve ticked off enough answers in the latter column for it to be a viable goal, but the stigma of the former is always present.</p>
<p>You know what we really need?  A quarter-life movie for academics.  Movies for women are about the pain of not getting married when all of your friends are.  Movies for men are about the pain of getting married when all of your friends are not.  How about one where you are still rocking mac ‘n’ cheese on a futon, having a half-schedule of class, but mostly just sitting around, knowing it’s for a vaguely good cause, even though you’re often envious that your friends are working their way up the corporate ladder (even though if you wanted to be part of the corporate ladder, you would have jumped on four years ago)?</p>
<p>Recently, a friend and I were discussing how it seems that Adam Sandler has more or less grown out of his genre.<em> Old School </em>is definitely funny that guy kind of way, but it’s also funny-sad to wonder how long Will Ferrell can reasonably make the same movie.  But, as two members of the trio in the movie learn, sometimes it’s that one last hurrah that shows you just how far you’ve come – and just how okay that might be.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Jon Voight In Beverly Hills:  Varsity Blues, 10 Years Later]]></title>
<link>http://hwdesigninc.wordpress.com/2009/05/27/jon-voight-in-beverly-hills-varsity-blues-10-years-later/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 08:25:24 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>HW Design Inc.</dc:creator>
<guid>http://hwdesigninc.wordpress.com/2009/05/27/jon-voight-in-beverly-hills-varsity-blues-10-years-later/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Jon Voight in Beverly Hills With Jeremiah Granger from HW Design Inc. Photo by JB Brookman © HW Desi]]></description>
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<p>The HW Design Inc. Sales and Marketing Team was in Beverly Hills last week and ran into legendary <a title="Jon Voight" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000685/" target="_blank">Academy Award winning actor Jon Voight</a>.<br />
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The father of <a title="Angelina Jolie" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001401/" target="_blank">Angelina Jolie</a> was doing some shopping near Rodeo Drive.  When we approached Mr. Voight, he was in the middle of a phone call, but let us tell you that this man was so kind and gracious.  He took the time to pose for a few shots and it was much appreciated. <br />
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The HW team also realized that he was wearing his jacket from the 1999 high school football film, &#8220;<a title="Varsity Blues" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0139699/" target="_blank">Varsity Blues</a>.&#8221;  Coach Bud Kilmer, 10 years later!  Go, Coyotes!!!</p>
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<title><![CDATA[The HOT Paul Walker!]]></title>
<link>http://sweetlilmzmia.wordpress.com/2009/05/26/the-hot-paul-walker/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 03:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>sweetlilmzmia</dc:creator>
<guid>http://sweetlilmzmia.wordpress.com/2009/05/26/the-hot-paul-walker/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Super hot Paul Walker was born &#8216;Paul William Walker IV&#8217; on September 12, 1973 in Glendal]]></description>
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<p>Super hot Paul Walker was born &#8216;Paul William Walker IV&#8217; on September 12, 1973 in Glendale, California.  His parent&#8217;s are Paul William Walker III &#38; Cheryl Walker, a former model (no surprise here!!).</p>
<p>Paul has two sisters named Ashlie &#38; Amie.  He also has two brothers named Caleb &#38; Cody (would like to see pics).</p>
<p>Paul (the hottie) is 6&#8242;3&#8243; of pure loveliness.  <img class="alignright size-full wp-image-489" title="Paul Walker Beautiful" src="http://sweetlilmzmia.wordpress.com/files/2009/05/paul-walker-beautiful.jpg" alt="Paul Walker Beautiful" width="325" height="400" /></p>
<p>As a toddler, Paul  starred in TV commercials &#38; also modeled (I would think so).  He then went on to quest star on many TV shows including: &#8216;Who&#8217;s the Boss,&#8217; &#8216;Charles in Charge&#8217; &#38; &#8216;Touched by an Angel.&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;Young &#38; the Restless&#8217; fans probably remember Paul for his role as Brandon Collins on the popular soap from 1993-1994.</p>
<p>The very attractive Paul Walker has starred in quite a few movies including: &#8216;Varsity Blues,&#8217; &#8216;The Skulls,&#8217; &#8216;Into the Blue,&#8217; &#8216;Running Scared,&#8217; &#8216;Eight Below,&#8217; &#38; &#8216;The Lazarus Project.&#8217;</p>
<p>Paul (the delicious) is probably best known for his role as Brian O&#8217; Conner the lead character (of my heart) in the three (so far) &#8216;Fast &#38; &#8216;Furious movies. (2001, 2003 &#38; 2009).</p>
<p>In 2010, Paul will star in the action film (see you there) &#8216;Takers.&#8217;</p>
<p>(Thank you, Paul.  You have helped make the world a beautiful place indeed).</p>
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<p>YUMMY!!</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Blues patched together - Keo.co.za]]></title>
<link>http://aguileramovie.wordpress.com/2009/05/07/blues-patched-together-keocoza/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 19:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>aguileramovie</dc:creator>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>A few weeks ago I was sifting through mock drafts when I found one labeled &#8220;Movie Character Mock Draft&#8221; on Tirico Suave. I was curious, so I read through the piece and found it to be pure genius. The author used a number of famous sports roles to generate the pool from which all 32 NFL teams drafted, creating a mock draft from fictional characters. I have decided to give this a run for the 2009 NFL Draft.</p>
<p>I would like to give credit to <a href="www.tiricosuave.com">Tirico Suave</a> for its 2008 Movie Character Mock Draft and to <a href="http://gmoneysack.blogspot.com/">The Money Shot</a> for its 2007 Movie Character Mock Draft. Good work, guys.</p>
<p>Without further ado, here is my take on how this year&#8217;s draft would look if movie characters were on the board.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-810" title="moxon" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/moxon.jpg?w=110" alt="moxon" width="110" height="150" />1. Detroit Lions &#8211; QB Jonathan Moxon (<em>Varsity Blues</em>)</strong><br />
Jonathan &#8220;Mox&#8221; Moxon is talented, strikingly handsome, and wickedly accurate with the football. Detroit needs a franchise quarterback in this year&#8217;s draft and they can find it with Moxon. Not to mention that Mox and Lions center Dominic Raiola have already worked out an agreement to <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Dominic-Raiola-would-like-to-fight-you-mean-hec?urn=nfl,127772">help Raiola fight the Lions&#8217; fans</a>. Before any play, Raiola can audible with a brief description of which fan is really grinding his gears. Mox will subsequently beam the ball into the stands for a knockout blow as he has infamously done to mascots and parents alike.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-812" title="lastik" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/lastik.jpg?w=122" alt="lastik" width="122" height="150" />2. St. Louis Rams &#8211; OT Louie Lastik (<em>Remember The Titans</em>)<br />
</strong>Someone said football, so Louie came running. The Rams need help in a number of ways in 2009, but their greatest offseason task is to replace Pro Bowl LT Orlando Pace. Lastik might need some help on footwork at the next level, but he has been pounding buffets since he was three years old all in preparation of this day. The only problem is that the first &#8220;your mama&#8221; joke Louie attempts in training camp might put him the IR for the year. Lastik has the natural size and strength to play OT in the NFL, now its up to the Rams to see how well they can develop his talent.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-814" title="boucher" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/boucher.jpg?w=112" alt="boucher" width="112" height="150" />3. Kansas City Chiefs &#8211; LB Bobby Boucher (<em>The Waterboy</em>)<br />
</strong>At some point, and insane amount of talent cannot continue to go unnoticed. Bobby Boucher starred at South Central Louisiana State University, providing nearly all of the Mud Dogs&#8217; offense and defense. Scouts took immediate notice of Boucher&#8217;s emotional style of play and innate ability to predict the opposing quarterback&#8217;s snap count. Boucher could fall further in the draft if teams are unable to determine his mother&#8217;s involvement in his life. Ms. Boucher has made numerous threats to different franchises concerning the well-being of her son, and many teams are concerned of her involvement should they draft Boucher. Kansas City seems undeterred, however, and will look to adress their thin linebacking corps with this pick.<br />
<strong><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-815" title="jumbo" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/jumbo.jpg" alt="jumbo" width="100" height="150" />4. Seattle Seahawks &#8211; OT Jumbo Fumiko (<em>The Replacements</em>)<br />
</strong>In 2001, the Seattle Mariners signed Ichiro Suzuki and he instantly became a fan favorite. In 2009, the Seahawks also hope to sign a future Japanese sports star. The Seahawks have a number of holes which they could address with the No.4 pick, but their porous o-line cost them a number of games in 2008, and they need to take a top-tier talent here to keep their offense afloat. An additional bonus is Jumbo&#8217;s ability to run the ball. He highlighted his legs in the film when he scored a rushing TD, and Seattle&#8217;s rush offense is terrible. Look for a William Perry-esque FB set when Fumiko goes to Seattle.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-817" title="franklin" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/franklin.jpg" alt="franklin" width="100" height="150" />5. Cleveland Browns &#8211; WR Clifford Franklin (<em>The Replacements</em>)</strong><br />
The Cleveland Browns are in talks to trade their marquee WR Braylon Edwards before draft day. GM All-Star Phil Savage will respond to this by using the No.5 overall pick to bolster a failing receiving corps. Losing TE Kellen Winslow and WR Braylon Edwards in one offseason is brutal, but Savage will take WR Clifford Franklin here to try and lessen the blow. Why? He&#8217;s fast! Who cares if he can&#8217;t catch, Phil Savage is on the Al Davis train of thought which focuses on speed and speed alone. Besides, Braylon Edwards never caught the ball and Cleveland paid him a lot of money. Why not do it again?</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-818" title="billbybob" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/billbybob.jpg?w=120" alt="billbybob" width="120" height="150" />6. Cincinnati Bengals &#8211; OT Billy Bob (<em>Varsity Blues</em>)<br />
</strong>Cincinnati undoubtedly has to address its struggling offensive line with the No.6 pick. Billy Bob makes the most sense for them here, as he is a massive prospect with ungodly strength and commitment. Don&#8217;t worry about the alcoholism and run-ins with the police, the Bengals have an excellent training program in place led by WR Chris Henry to teach draft picks how to get arrested without getting cut from the team. Billy Bob might miss three or four weeks due to jail time, but in Cincinnati no one cares about that. He will be an excellent addition to the Bengals offensive line.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-820" title="gump1" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/gump1.jpg?w=107" alt="gump1" width="107" height="150" />7. Oakland Raiders &#8211; KR Forrest Gump (<em>Forrest Gump</em>)<br />
</strong>Al Davis will still be reeling from the loss of WR Clifford Franklin&#8217;s speed when Oakland goes on the clock. He will turn to the backup plan, the speedy kick returner from the University of Alabama, Forrest Gump. Davis is well-aware of the package he is drafting. Gump can&#8217;t catch, throw, block, or read a playbook. But what Gump can do is <em>run.</em> There is an outside shot that Davis drafts Sea Biscuit with this pick, as the horse has shown off tremendous speed at the combine, but for now expect Davis to follow through on the one-dimensional runner Forrest Gump. Don&#8217;t worry about a lack of potential. Al Davis <em>loves</em> kids with high perceived potential who might not pan out, doesn&#8217;t he JaMarcus?</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-824" title="tidwell1" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/tidwell1.jpg?w=104" alt="tidwell1" width="104" height="150" />8. Jacksonville Jaguars &#8211; WR Rod Tidwell (<em>Jerry Maguire</em>)<br />
</strong>The global economy knew it was in trouble when WR Rod Tidwell signed Scott Boras as his agent. Boras has been in negotiations with several teams and is reportedly asking for $723 million dollars a year. Tidwell&#8217;s only response is the line that made him famous&#8230; &#8220;Show the the money!&#8221; The Jags signed Torry Holt, but let&#8217;s be honest, is that enough to fix the most self-destructive and morally gray receiving corps in the NFL. Vegas odds say that Tidwell goes here, which works for Jacksonville because Matt Jones and Reggie Williams are already in Vegas trading lines of blow off of urinals. Tidwell is a headcase, but Jacksonville has no problem with dysfunctional receivers. Consider him signed.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-826" title="rudy" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/rudy.jpg?w=112" alt="rudy" width="112" height="150" />9. Green Bay Packers &#8211; DE Daniel Ruettiger (<em>Rudy</em>)<br />
</strong><em>Rudy&#8230; Rudy&#8230; Rudy&#8230; </em>The fans chant makes any sports fan instantly sentimental. Green Bay will capitalize on Rudy&#8217;s college popularity by drafting him to start on their defensive line. The Packers are switching to a 3-4, which means they need speed rushers off the outside who have the versatility to play linebacker as well. Rudy fits the bill, as a lesser sized speed rusher who can also join the linebacking corps. Green Bay fans have been desperately searching for another icon since Brett Favre left town. Aaron Rodgers might be the man, but then again he might not be. Rudy is a slam-dunk fan favorite who can sell tickets, sell jerseys, and maybe an emotional leader of this team&#8230; kind of.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-827" title="slater" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/slater.jpg?w=100" alt="slater" width="100" height="150" />10. San Francisco 49ers &#8211; A.C. Slater (<em>Saved By The Bell</em>)<br />
</strong>Bayside High&#8217;s badass jock rounds out the top 10 picks in this year&#8217;s draft. Slater was a multi-sport star at Bayside, competing in basketball, football, wrestling, and mullet awareness training. Mike Singletary and the Niners are hopefully starting a new era in San Francisco, and it is fitting for them to draft a new quarterback. Slater was chosen because of his similarities to USC QB Mark Sanchez. Curly black locks, droves of teenage girls who want them, and a hometown California kid who is sure to be a fan favorite. Don&#8217;t forget, this cat can drum, dance, and show off his eight-pack with the best of them.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-830" title="lattimer1" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/lattimer1.jpg?w=110" alt="lattimer1" width="110" height="150" />11. Buffalo Bills &#8211; DE Steve Lattimer (<em>The Program</em>)</strong><br />
Steve Lattimer is one of the premiere defensive prospects in this draft. Sure there are drawbacks, namely the &#8216;Roid-Rage and an uncanny ability to put his face through car windshields, but in terms of sheer talent Lattimer is a top-five talent. Buffalo is in need of a pass rushing defensive end to line up opposite Aaron Schobel, and if Lattimer falls to them here he is a perfect fit. One glaring problem with this pick is how Lattimer will interact with newly-acquired WR Terrell Owens. With Lattimer on &#8216;Roid-Rage and Owens on TO-Rage the Bills locker room might be burned down by late August. The most severe casualty: QB Trent Edwards. Lattimer is going to bury him in practice while Owens bashes him in the media&#8230; Trent&#8217;s best bet would be to use that Stanford degree and head into the business sector.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-831" title="wyler" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/wyler.jpg?w=98" alt="wyler" width="120" height="180" />12. Denver Broncos &#8211; QB Jake Wyler (<em>Not Another Teen Movie</em>)</strong><br />
There is much speculation over whether or not Josh McDaniels and the Broncos will try and replace recently departed QB Jay Cutler via the draft or gamble on former Bears great Kyle Orton. This pick makes sense for a number of reasons, but mostly because Wyler fits every criteria that McDaniels apparently loves. First, Wyler was a high school starter. McDaniels made his love for high school starters apparent when he tried to ship a 25-year-old Pro Bowl quarterback out of town for a Patriots system QB with an excellent high school resume. Second, Wyler currently sits the bench (positive spin: he is resting his arm). McDaniels also loves bench-warmers, because QB Matt Cassel had &#8220;rested his arm&#8221; for about six years before<span style="text-decoration:line-through;"> Jesus Christ</span> Tom Brady got hurt this year. McDaniels sees another high-school-great-turned-bench-warmer available here and will no doubt pull the trigger.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-832" title="bateman" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/bateman.jpg" alt="bateman" width="100" height="150" />13. Washington Redskins &#8211; LB Danny Bateman (<em>The Replacements</em>)<br />
</strong>Dear Daniel Snyder, who is the craziest, most controversial person you can draft at No.13? Snyder has a taste for big names, and behind Jerry Jones he is the most free-wheeling owner on the market. Snyder has no problem dumping big money into a prospect if he is guaranteed results. Bateman fits this perfectly, as he is a cop with an anger problem. Great character builder but also great football instinct. The Redskins linebacking corps needs help on the outside, and even MLB London Fletcher is aging. Adding Bateman gives the Redskins a loud and talent-laden linebacker with enough years ahead of him to bolster a linebacking corps.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-833" title="steffen" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/steffen.jpg?w=115" alt="steffen" width="115" height="150" />14. New Orleans Saints &#8211; CB Steffen Djordjevic (<em>All The Right Moves</em>)<br />
</strong>What kind of movie list would this be if Tom Cruise didn&#8217;t show up somewhere? The New Orleans Saints secondary had so many holes in it last year that at one point the referees stopped play to make sure there were indeed 11 players on defense. New Orleans re-signed all-world LB Jonathan Vilma, so the linebacking corps is set, but they need talent in their secondary, especially at cornerback. Steffen Djordjevic (pronounced Jore-Juh-Vitch) is a fundamentally-sound cornerback with (no pun intended) all the right assets for the Saints defense. Ironic twist of the year: Djordjevic gets drafted by Philadelphia or Pittsburgh and despite going pro does not get to leave the state of Pittsburgh&#8230;</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-835" title="roseanne1" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/roseanne1.jpg?w=99" alt="roseanne1" width="99" height="150" />15. Houston Texans &#8211; LB Nancy Seavers (</strong><em><strong>Backfield In Motion</strong></em><strong>)<br />
</strong>The Houston Texans need a dominant defensive player to plug into their front seven with this pick. It could be a defensive end, which would allow superstar DE Mario Williams to avoid being triple-teamed, or it could be an outside linebacker, which the Texans are very shallow at. Instead of picking one or the other, the Texans are going to select a DE/LB hybrid in LB Nancy Seavers. Quite simply, the Texans need the most dominant force available in this draft. If Rosie O&#8217;Donnell is not in the draft pool then Nancy Seavers is far-and-away a one-woman wrecking crew. It is unclear whether Seavers will hold out on her contract, as there are several perks that she demands. Most notably she demands a DVD copy of every Tom Arnold movie (which might not exist) and a lifetime-for-free card to the nearest Outback Steakhouse.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-838" title="icebox1" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/icebox1.jpg?w=149" alt="icebox1" width="119" height="120" />16. San Diego Chargers &#8211; LB Becky &#8220;Icebox&#8221; O&#8217;Shea (<em>Little Giants</em>)</strong><br />
An NFL Draft first will happen here when two women are drafted back-to-back for the first and only time in history. Becky &#8220;Icebox&#8221; O&#8217;Shea had an excellent performance against the Little Cowboys, highlighted by her goal line stuff of Cowboys All-Star RB Spike Hammersmith. When the Icebox isn&#8217;t out trolling for Devin Sawa look-a-likes, she is one of the most dominant linebackers in football. The Chargers enter this draft very thin at linebacker, and worrying about the expiring contract of LB Shawne Merriman. O&#8217;Shea gives San Diego depth and youth at linebacker, something they will gladly take.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-839" title="airbud" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/airbud.jpg?w=146" alt="airbud" width="146" height="150" />17. New York Jets &#8211; WR Air Bud (<em>Air Bud: Golden Receiver</em>)<br />
</strong>The New York Jets lost a lot of offensive talent this offseason. While new head coach Rex Ryan led his band of Baltimore refugees to New York, most of the talent he brought was on the defensive side of the ball. One of the Jets&#8217; greatest needs in this draft is a playmaking wide receiver, and they can find that in WR Air Bud. Air Bud has the speed and hands to make himself a star in the NFL (notice he is dragging his toes on the <em>Air Bud 2</em> cover shown to the left), the only question is if he will be able to comprehend the playbook or simply run the Devery-Henderson &#8220;Go Deep!&#8221; route every play. Air Bud is a high risk and high reward kind of pick, and new coach Rex Ryan might be ballsy enough to make it.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-840" title="romo" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/romo.jpg?w=101" alt="romo" width="101" height="150" />18. Denver Broncos &#8211; LB Guard Lambert (<em>The Longest Yard</em>)<br />
</strong>Something about Lambert&#8217;s appearance looks so familiar to the Broncos organization&#8230; The Broncos signed MLB Andra Davis this offseason, but they have to know that more depth is needed. Guard Lambert had an excellent performance in the Guards v. Prisoners game, and scouts say he is playing the best football of his life. Needles and curse words aside, Lambert has the tools to be an All-Pro linebacker in the NFL, and the Broncos will take a waiver on him come draft day.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-841" title="foxx" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/foxx.jpg?w=121" alt="foxx" width="121" height="150" />19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers &#8211; QB Willie Beamen (</strong><em><strong>Any Given Sunday</strong></em><strong>)<br />
</strong>I&#8217;m not sure if this pick is more appealing for the hot-headed nature of QB Willie Beamen or the what-might-have-been spats with always scowling ex-head coach Jon Gruden. In this year&#8217;s draft, the Buccaneers are very interested in Kansas State QB Josh Freeman. Beamen holds nearly every talent that Freeman boasts, a rhyming name, and Grammy-winning musical talent. Pwned. The Bucs need a solid quarterback. While QB Byron Leftwich might be an answer, they can&#8217;t go all-in on a quarterback who has busted out of a few other cities. Beamen is an insurance policy on Leftwich and a potential quarterback of the future.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-842" title="gruff" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/gruff.jpg" alt="gruff" width="100" height="150" />20. Detroit Lions &#8211; K Nigel Gruff (<em>The Replacements</em>)<br />
</strong>This much is certain: even if QB Jonathan Moxon is the solution to Detroit&#8217;s offensive woes, the Lions probably won&#8217;t be scoring many TD&#8217;s <em>this year</em>. What should Detroit do to guarantee they get on the board more than last year? Select a kicker who is good from about 75yds and in. Gruff has easily the strongest leg in NFL history, as he set an NFL-Record with the Washington Sentinels (and made the kick with distance to spare). An added bonus is Gruff&#8217;s sense of humor and savvy interactions with the media. The fans will love him, and if the Lions offense stalls as much as we are expecting he could set NFL Records for field goals attempted, field goals made, points scored, and also win the NFL Rookie of the Year and NFL MVP awards. Too much potential to pass up.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-843" title="danza" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/danza.jpg?w=105" alt="danza" width="105" height="150" />21. Philadelphia Eagles &#8211; K Barney Gorman (<em>The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon</em>)<br />
</strong>The Philadelphia Eagles draft strategy may as well read: First, take the most logical choice and throw it out the window. Second, take the player who could help Donovan McNabb the most and also throw it out the window. Third, take the player who the fans want and let him join the other two on their way out the window. The Eagles front office will see K Nigel Gruff taken at No.20 and go into a frenzy over whether there is about to be a run on kickers in this draft. To play it safe and make sure that they get the kicker they want they will pull the trigger on K Barney Gorman at No.21 instead of waiting until the sixth or seventh rounds. It&#8217;s always funny in Philadelphia&#8230;</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-844" title="turley" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/turley.jpg?w=118" alt="turley" width="118" height="150" />22. Minnesota Vikings &#8211; FB Turley (<em>The Longest Yard</em>)<br />
</strong>With this pick the Minnesota Vikings front office will finally admit that passing the ball is no longer an option. QB Sage Rosenfels will return to the bench, where he can&#8217;t fumble a game away to the Colts, and QB Tarvaris Jackson will execute a newly-implemented power option playbook. Turley makes perfect sense here, because if you are going to run the ball every down you need a bruising fullback to clear the way. RB Adrian Peterson will recover from a near-coronary he suffered when Minnesota made this pick (he was expecting another WR or defensive player) and be ready to run the ball in 2009. Look out for Minnesota to break records in total carries, total rushing yards, and quarterback fumbles.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-845" title="willis" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/willis.jpg?w=117" alt="willis" width="117" height="150" />23. New England Patriots &#8211; UTIL David Dunn (<em>Unbreakable</em>)<br />
</strong>Bill Belicheck has an uncanny ability to get 100% out of every player who suits up for him. In this year&#8217;s draft, he will take a waiver on former high school football star David Dunn, who has recently discovered that he has superhero strength and abilities. Dunn might be a little rusty, but he will undoubtedly be the first player in NFL history to play at least one snap from every position on the field. His speed is excellent, his strength is unmatched, and he has one of the most brilliant coaches in history to move him around the field. This pick could be scary good&#8230;</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-846" title="jackson1" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/jackson1.jpg" alt="jackson1" width="100" height="150" /><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-847" title="jackson2" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/jackson2.jpg" alt="jackson2" width="100" height="150" />24. Atlanta Falcons &#8211; OG Andre &#38; Jamal Jackson (<em>The Replacements</em>)<br />
</strong>Prior to this pick it was illegal to draft two players with the same pick. However, the Jackson brothers made a visit to Roger Goodell&#8217;s house, put a few bullets in one of his cars, and just like that the Falcons can draft both players with the same pick. Atlanta&#8217;s draft strategy is simple: Protect Matt Ryan at all costs. QB Matt Ryan is obviously the future in Atlanta, and the Falcons front office has no problem drafting top-tier offensive linemen who can run-block for star RB Michael Turner and pass-block for star QB Matt Ryan. Defense can wait, for now the Falcons want to follow priority number one: keep Matt Ryan off of his back.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-848" title="tweeder" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/tweeder.jpg?w=116" alt="tweeder" width="116" height="150" />25. Miami Dolphins &#8211; WR Charlie Tweeder (<em>Varsity Blues</em>)<br />
</strong>Every expert in the world has Miami taking a wide receiver with this pick. The Dolphins receiving corps is full of good but not great receivers, and at some point you need more star power than just WR Ted Ginn Jr. Ginn lobbied heavily for this pick, as he is a big fan of Tweeder&#8217;s career at West Canaan High School and is <em>dying</em> to learn the Tweeder Endzone Dance. The Dolphins front office has their work cut out for them in stopping Tweeder&#8217;s off-field antics (especially stealing police cars and driving them around town while naked), but if they can straighten him out off of the field he has serious star power on it.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-849" title="boobiemiles" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/boobiemiles.jpg?w=111" alt="boobiemiles" width="111" height="150" />26. Baltimore Ravens &#8211; RB James &#8220;Boobie&#8221; Miles (<em>Friday Night Lights</em>)<br />
</strong>There is good news and bad news that comes along with this pick. The good news is that Miles can add some star power to a muddled down Ravens running back pool. RB Willis McGahee is falling apart, RB Leron McClain is more of a fullback than anything else, and RB Ray Rice has moments of brilliance but can&#8217;t seem to hold them together. Miles&#8217; highlight reel from high school is breathtaking, and his career at Permian High School is easily enough to warrant a draft pick. The bad news is that Miles has only one leg. He shredded up his ACL and MCL pretty bad in his senior year, and while he contends that he can play on it, scouts are not so optimistic. It is yet to be seen if Miles can produce at the next level, but Baltimore is going to take a waiver on him and see if they can land top-five talent at No.26.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-851" title="switowski1" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/switowski1.jpg?w=94" alt="switowski1" width="94" height="150" />27. Indianapolis Colts &#8211; DT Switowski (<em>The Longest Yard</em>)<br />
</strong>Some day the Indianapolis Colts hope that someone not named Dwight Freeney will introduce themselves to an opposing quarterback. Freeney is a freak of nature, and opposite DE Robert Mathis is also a good pass rusher, but there is a glaring hole at DT that needs to be filled immediately. Switowski is a little bit soft, the Colts are confident that they can toughen him up training camp. The Colts front office knows you can&#8217;t coach sheer size and Switowski is loaded with it. If the Colts can grab a solid DT with this pick look out for their front seven in 2009.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-853" title="goldberg" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/goldberg.jpg?w=102" alt="goldberg" width="102" height="150" />28. Buffalo Bills &#8211; LB Joey Battle (<em>The Longest Yard</em>)</strong><br />
Bills fans can mark this pick as the moment that the Buffalo locker room is destined to implode. In football terms the pick makes sense, because Battle bolsters the Buffalo linebacking corps and complements No.11 pick DE Steve Lattimer to greatly improve the Bills defensive front seven. Unfortunately, chaos will ensue when Battle enters the Buffalo locker room. One day, WR Terrell Owens is bound to walk by as Battle and (as Paul Crewe calls it, his pet iguana) are showering. When Owens sees Battle&#8217;s manhood he will instantly feel belittled and go into a TO-esque media frenzy about all the things that are wrong in Buffalo. Book it, it&#8217;s happening.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-854" title="irvin" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/irvin.jpg?w=97" alt="irvin" width="97" height="150" />29. New York Giants &#8211; WR Deacon Moss (<em>The Longest Yard</em>)<br />
</strong>Teammates are selected back-to-back here as LB Joey Battle and WR Deacon Moss will fly off the board one after the other. The New York Giants lost WR Plaxico &#8220;Cheddar Plax&#8221; Burress this offseason and are currently trying to fill that void via trading (see the Braylon Edwards trade rumors for more details). If a trade doesn&#8217;t work out, the Giants will use the No.29 pick to address their wide receiver problems. The only drawback to WR Deacon Moss is that he is, unfortunately, in prison. The good news is that he is replacing another receiver in legal trouble, so he can&#8217;t really look any worse. Moss is the best receiving talent available here and if the Giants still need a receiver he is a lock to be picked.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-857" title="kane" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/kane.jpg?w=105" alt="kane" width="105" height="150" />30. Tennessee Titans &#8211; QB Joe Kane (<em>The Program</em>)<br />
</strong>The Tennessee Titans front office has had many late-night drinking parties lamenting the fact that they let local icon QB Jay Cutler slip past them a few years back in favor of that-guy-who-was-good-in-college QB Vince Young. QB Kerry Collins is currently at the helm, but one has to think of how many years the Kerry Collins Show can continue. Drafting QB Joe Kane here is good for a few reasons. First, it provides more competition at QB in Tennessee, which spurs players to play better. Second, it allows more options if/when Kerry Collins dies of old age while under contract in Tennessee. The problem is that Tennessee doesn&#8217;t know about Joe Kane&#8217;s drinking problem yet, and the only way to find out is when he is arrested for public intoxication in downtown Nashville. If both Kane and Young continue to ride the pine in Tennessee, look for several late night drinking parties and the inaugural &#8220;Joe and Vince&#8217;s drunken karaoke party.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-855" title="brown" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/brown.jpg" alt="brown" width="101" height="146" />31. Arizona Cardinals &#8211; RB Wendell Brown (<em>Varsity Blues</em>)<br />
</strong>With J.J. Arrington leaving town for Denver and Edgerrin James being placed in a nursing home last month, the Arizona Cardinals are facing <em>serious</em> depth problems at running back. RB Wendell Brown is a perfect choice here. Why? Because he is used to never getting the ball, and in Arizona they host a pass-happy offense. By Brown&#8217;s own admission, West Canaan High School&#8217;s coach Bud Kilmer ran him a lot between the 20&#8217;s, but when it came down to the red zone the quarterbacks always threw for TDs. How insignificant is he? I couldn&#8217;t even find a picture of him without James Van Der Beek&#8217;s ugly mug in it as well&#8230; He better get used to being ignored in Arizona too, because on the goal line there is one play call and one play call only to get used to: lob it up to Larry Fitzgerald! Brown is a talented running back and a good fit for the Arizona Cardinals.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-856" title="petey" src="http://rememberthesonics.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/petey.jpg?w=124" alt="petey" width="99" height="120" />32. Pittsburgh Steelers &#8211; CB Petey Jones (<em>Remember the Titans</em>)<br />
</strong>The Pittsburgh Steelers look ready to repeat as Champs. They have lost minimal talent this offseason, and should be able to run their team as efficiently as before with the tools they have in place for 2009. One of their greatest offseason losses was CB Bryant McFadden. The Steelers will try to replace him with this pick, taking CB Petey Jones (not his racist pal Alan) with the No.32 pick. Jones looked like a shutdown corner playing for T.C. Williams High School, and the Steelers could use that kind of talent in their secondary. Jones beat the other high school teams and beat racism in general&#8230; That&#8217;s some serious talent.</p>
<p><strong>Early Second Round Draft Choices<br />
</strong>QB Frank Cushman (<em>Jerry Maguire</em>)<br />
QB Shane &#8220;Footsteps&#8221; Falco (<em>The Replacements</em>)<br />
RB Earl Meggett (<em>The Longest Yard</em>)<br />
RB Julian Washington (<em>Any Given Sunday</em>)<br />
DT Andre Krimm (<em>Necessary Roughness</em>)<br />
DE Julius Campbell (<em>Remember The Titans</em>)<br />
LB Gerry Bertier (<em>Remember the Titans</em>)<br />
CB Earl Wilkinson (<em>The Replacements</em>)<br />
SS Brian Chavez (<em>Friday Night Lights</em>)</p>
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<p>Well, that&#8217;s it for the 2009 NFL Movie Character Mock Draft!</p>
<p>Please comment below on who I missed and who shouldn&#8217;t even be here!</p>
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<link>http://thecoffeeguy85.wordpress.com/2009/03/29/music-mini-bio-series-14/</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:14:27 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Another day&#8230;another posting.  Enjoy all!</p>
<p>Artist:  Foo Fighters                Song:  Everlong              Album:  The Colour and the Shape<br />
The Foo Fighters was formed by Dave Grohl (former drummer for Nirvana) and was supposed to be a one-man project, until he drafted Nate Mendel on bass.  He acquired a drummer and a guitarist to accompany his vocal and guitar talents.  The band went through many changed in personnel but today is comprised of Dave Grohl, Nate Mendel, Taylor Hawkins, and Chris Shiflett.  The band has had 6 full length studio albums, 3 of which won Grammys for Best Rock Album, and all 6 have been nominated for Grammys.  After Nirvana, Grohl was offered many positions with various artists and almost accepted a permanent position as the drummer for Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers, but ultimately decided to form the Foo Fighters.  This song is from their biggest and most popular 2nd album entitled The Colour and the Shape, which was released in 1997.  This album spawned other hits such as “Monkey Wrench” and “My Hero” (featured in the movie Varsity Blues).  When you think of Foo Fighters, you think of this album and, most certainly, this song.</p>
<p>Cheers,</p>
<p>Gladington McCoffee<img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-77" title="Foo Fighters" src="http://thecoffeeguy85.wordpress.com/files/2009/03/foo_fighters1.jpg" alt="Foo Fighters" width="450" height="454" /></p>
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<link>http://imposium.com/2009/03/17/fmylifedotcom/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 08:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[i know it&#8217;s hard to believe, but a website centered around other people&#8217;s complaints is ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>i know it&#8217;s hard to believe, but a website centered around <span style="color:#0000ff;">other people&#8217;s complaints</span> is something that i would (and do) find terribly appealing and entertaining.  <a href="http://www.fmylife.com/">fmylife.com</a> is a site i&#8217;ve had bookmarked for a little while, but for some reason when <a href="http://twitter.com/thejamesingram">my friend james</a> sent me a link to it the other day, something just clicked.  this may very well be <span style="color:#ff0000;">the thing that makes complaining cool</span>.</p>
<p>this is an excerpt from fmylife:</p>
<p><span style="color:#0000ff;"><em>today i texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible i felt about cheating.  he replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm.  i was talking about my math exam.  FML</em></span></p>
<p>ah, the internet.  how i love thee&#8230;</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Cutler cried...well, because Cutler's a bit of a crier...]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:02:22 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Anyone else pick up on the Varsity Blues reference, aye?!? And Tweeter drank beer&#8230;.well, you m]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><p>Anyone else pick up on the Varsity Blues reference, aye?!?  And Tweeter drank beer&#8230;.well, you movie buffs know the rest (PS &#8211; Varsity Blues is the best football movie ever).  But anyways, to today&#8217;s post.  Apparently, Jay Cutler thinks he&#8217;s worthy of throwing a hissy fit for being a 17-20 quarterback.  <div id="attachment_231" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 112px"><img src="http://sportsguru09.wordpress.com/files/2009/03/cutlersad.jpg?w=102" alt="Courtesy of nflgridirongang.com" title="Broncos Chargers Football" width="110" height="155" class="size-thumbnail wp-image-231" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Courtesy of nflgridirongab.com</p></div> Come on Jay, you&#8217;re killing me.  Sure Josh McDaniels, your new coach, wanted to trade you away so he could stick with his QB prodigy Matt Cassell (now a member of the KC Chefs&#8230;I mean Chiefs&#8230;but they might as well be Chefs).  Sure your team has absolutely zero defense. I&#8217;m not even going to mention the hospital full of RBs your team carried and lost last year.  But seriously?  You&#8217;re crying about being in trade talks?  With today&#8217;s recession and well, Cassell and McDaniels being best friends, you had to expect it.  You haven&#8217;t proven yourself, and you haven&#8217;t shown that you can carry a team on your back when needed.  Yes, I would love to have you as a potential franchise QB in Jacksonville, I won&#8217;t lie. However, because you&#8217;re officially still in Denver, <strong>SHUT UP AND PLAY BALL</strong>. Don&#8217;t talk, don&#8217;t complain, just go out, throw TDs, and sling the ball all over the field like you did at Vandy.  For goodness sakes, you have Brandon Marshall and the great white hope Brandon Stokely! Suck it up, take a little criticism, and use it as motivation. Don&#8217;t be a baby like a typical highly overpaid NFL player because football fanatics and I&#8217;m sure Denver&#8217;s viewing area are tired of hearing it. Be different, GO OUT, BE AN EXAMPLE, AND LEAD YOUR TEAM TO VICTORIES.  If you won&#8217;t, can I do it? Anybody playing QB in Mile High will be overshadowed by quite possibly one of the worst defenses of all time anyways.  Poor guys&#8230;</p>
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