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Taco Bell Feeds The Beat (With Grade F Meat)

jamesgreenejr wrote 1 week ago: I don’t know how this slipped by me in years past, but apparently my old employer Taco Bell ha … more →

Tags: Complaints, Foodstuffs, Music, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, All-American Rejects, Dr. Dog, less than jake, Secret Secret Dino Club, taco bell

The Chuck Biscuits Death Hoaxer: Chuck Biscuits?6 comments

jamesgreenejr wrote 2 weeks ago: Here’s some food for thought: did Chuck Biscuits himself perpetrate the entire Great Chuck Bis … more →

Tags: Adventures, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Music, Great Chuck Biscuits Death Hoax of 2009, Chuck Biscuits the Chuck Biscuits Death Hoaxer?, what's Arthur Googy's shoe size?, blurry e-mail screen caps

Oscar The Grouch: Hockey-Lovin' Maple Syrup Jockey

jamesgreenejr wrote 2 weeks ago: It is a frightening time in America. Beloved institutions like Aerosmith and Myspace are crumbling. … more →

Tags: Complaints, Hollywood, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, The boob tube, Canadian Waste Reduction Week, Canucks on the DL, kelly gruber, Muppet lies, Oscar the Grouch NOT AMERICAN

Stuff White People Like To Complain About

jamesgreenejr wrote 3 weeks ago: 1. Weezer – White people immediately latched on to the rock band Weezer when they first appear … more →

Tags: Hollywood, pointless lists, Music, Shout-outs, Complaints, weezer, 30 Rock, stuff white people like to complain about, Arsenio Hall

E-Mail The Chuck Biscuits Death Hoaxer2 comments

jamesgreenejr wrote 3 weeks ago: Two independent sources have suggested to me off record who the mastermind of the Great Chuck Biscui … more →

Tags: shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Complaints, chuck biscuits, Great Chuck Biscuits Death Hoax of 2009, e-mail those hoaxers

Chuck Biscuits Is Alive34 comments

jamesgreenejr wrote 1 month ago: And it seems it was all just a cruel, cruel hoax: legendary hard rock drummer Chuck Biscuits, whom t … more →

Tags: Adventures, Complaints, Music, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Bullshit, Chuck Biscuits fake death?, Chuck Biscuits NOT dead, e-mail hoax, lies

Bill Paxton Pinball Wizard Fires Shots At Bruce Campbell

jamesgreenejr wrote 1 month ago: It came to my attention last week that some huge tech wiener is working on a custom Bill Paxton pinb … more →

Tags: Hollywood, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Shout-outs, ben heck, Bill Paxton pinball machine, Bill Pullman pinball machine, Forest Gump Goes To Space With Two Other Ineffectual Wh, shots fired at Bruce Campbell, tootie

The Cornuzine Interviews: Biff Malibu2 comments

jamesgreenejr wrote 1 month ago: Haven’t thrown one of these up in a while. In case you forgot, Cornuzine was a website I used … more →

Tags: Cornuzine, Music, Tales From My Youth, Basement Apes, Biff Malibu, Gluecifer, jaunty Norwegian chaps, Meg Ryan on Xanax, Pete Townshend's old socks

Unsolicited Notes On That New Alice In Chains Album

jamesgreenejr wrote 1 month ago: Alice in Chains Black Gives Way To Blue Virgin/EMI 2009 The mainstream rock press is heaping Louie A … more →

Tags: Complaints, Music, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Unsolicited Reviews, Alice in Chains, Black Gives Way To Elton John Camel Toe, Black Gives Way To Elton John Cameos, guys with goatees arguing about what Alice in Chains is, Jerry Cantrell you can't check your brain it's carry on

Casting The Kanye West MTV Freak-Out Movie I Just Wrote The Script For

jamesgreenejr wrote 1 month ago: This hastily-assembled shit is going to be amazing. Let’s go back in time a month and make it … more →

Tags: Adventures, Hollywood, Music, pointless lists, Shout-outs, The boob tube, Delta Burke as Katy Perry, I'm-a let you finish, Joe Jackson looks like a Muppet

Randy Quaid Is In Deep Shit (And I Don't Care)

jamesgreenejr wrote 2 months ago: You may have noticed no news has developed on the Chuck Biscuits interview front. There’s an e … more →

Tags: Hollywood, Adventures, The boob tube, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Music, Shout-outs, Complaints, chuck biscuits, Fran Drescher

Clark Kent Majored In Sucking

jamesgreenejr wrote 2 months ago: Once upon a time (1988), there was a very lousy syndicated television version of “Superboy … more →

Tags: Tales From My Youth, Hollywood, The boob tube, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Shout-outs, UCF, Superboy, Lex Luthor, crappy 1980s TV shows

William Safire: 1929-2009

jamesgreenejr wrote 2 months ago: In this file photo, President Bush fruitlessly searches William Safire’s back for an outlet of … more →

Tags: shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Shout-outs, rockula, Dean Cameron, you can check the notes by William Safire, Rapula, Buckley was a trick-ass mark trick bitch, Spiro Agnew, I got your nattering nabob RIGHT HERE

Shocking Nicholas Cage Superman Test Photo Not Safe For Human Eyes1 comment

jamesgreenejr wrote 2 months ago: The image below is probably faker than Dolly Parton’s gazongas; even so, it’s a horrifyi … more →

Tags: Hollywood, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Complaints, Nic Cage as Superman WTF?, Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Krypton, Chris Rock as Jimmy Olsen you know you want it, Gene Simmons is stoned and flying around Metropolis

I Watched Fifteen Minutes Of The VMAs And It Almost Killed Me1 comment

jamesgreenejr wrote 2 months ago: Tonight there was a thirty minute space in my viewing schedule between the “King of the Hill … more →

Tags: Hollywood, The boob tube, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Music, Complaints, MTV VMAs FML, Kanye West just started WWIII, Madonna almost FUCKED Michael Jackson (that was the poi, Kelly Clarkson's trapped in a Chrysler LeBaron

Yes, This Magazine Cover Is Real

jamesgreenejr wrote 2 months ago: Awesome? Stupid? Either way, this is the clearest signal I’ve seen yet that print journalism i … more →

Tags: shit that can't be real yet somehow is, is your baby racist?, is my hamster racist?, is your racist father a hamster?, is that klansman a baby?, Newsweek rules, I should have been a plumber

"Rambo 5" Just Got Way Better

jamesgreenejr wrote 2 months ago: Courtesy of JG2. (Original found here). … more →

Tags: Hollywood, Adventures, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Fick Shun, "Rambo V: Death To The Snowman!", Rambo 5 (really?), Marlon Wayans as Rambo's "partner", genetic experiements involving Jeff Goldblum, Metallica NEEDS to be on the soundtrack!!

Cheese's Price (Deny The Markup)

jamesgreenejr wrote 2 months ago: “Sleeveless shirts totally improve my guitar playing. Steve Vai and Yngwie Malmsteen can shove … more →

Tags: Hollywood, Foodstuffs, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Music, Shout-outs, Complaints, Dakota Fanning, DEVO, Crazy Town-lookin' jagoffs at Guitar Center

Radio Friendly Console Shifter1 comment

jamesgreenejr wrote 3 months ago: Rock fans the world over have been flipping their proverbial biscuits since last week’s announ … more →

Tags: Music, Complaints, Kurt Cobain "Guitar Hero 5", Krist Noveselic unlockable character?, Sam Walton preferred "Bleach", Ray Bolger's opinion on Segways


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