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2010 now designated Year of the Moko. Because we've had quite enough of tigers, thank you very much.
While 2009 lolls on the end of the couch — dribbling and wheezing and farting, with barely enough energy to waggle its fat, greasy fingers at me — 2010 is already rubbing up against my leg, putting it… more →
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2010 now designated Year of the Moko. Because we've had quite enough of tigers, thank you very much.
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wrote 4 days ago: While 2009 lolls on the end of the couch — dribbling and wheezing and farting, with barely enough en … more →
We're all going to die shoeless, thirsty and naked.
wrote 5 days ago: There are certain things that happen in life that make you want to high-five every person within a 1 … more →
Now that I've busted a move do you think we can have sex before I bust a hip?
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wrote 2 weeks ago: My daughter accused me of stepping on her feet during the traditional father-of-the-bride dance at h … more →
Christmas shopping? Yeah, I think I'll sit this one out.
wrote 2 weeks ago: Viking Woman and I no longer exchange gifts. It’s sad, really, but necessary, considering our shorta … more →
Do I still have to buy you dinner, or can we just skip to the part where I suckle your neck?
wrote 3 weeks ago: “You’re wearing your hair down,” I said to one of the young ladies who works as a … more →
Rock 'n' roll is here to stay. Somewhere, Janis Joplin is smiling.
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wrote 3 weeks ago: There were several positives about my stint as a Features writer with the Calgary Herald, starting w … more →
Iron man battles the Wicked Wrinkles to the death. It just gets ugly.
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wrote 1 month ago: I may have given the impression, such is my skill at being obedient, that there has always been a wo … more →
Publish or Die! Part 11: That's a whole lot of blood for nothing.
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wrote 1 month ago: “You should leave Brown Girls alone for awhile,” Viking Woman advised me the other day, … more →
Festival provides photo fodder. The sushi was good as well.
wrote 1 month ago: I learned very early on in my career as the Sports editor at the Langley Times to never attend a gam … more →
Market Day brings out the crowds. And the fake snot. Coincidence?
wrote 2 months ago: The annual Arts in the Park Haumoana Market Day is a circled event on the Hawke’s Bay calendar of lo … more →
If I don't understand rugby is it because I'm sober?
wrote 2 months ago: Rugby, eh? Five years living in New Zealand and I still don’t see the point. You have to throw the b … more →
The End of an Era?
wrote 8 months ago: It’s like “Previously, on Neighbour.” Our series finale is coming up, and he’s performing the live a … more →
I'd be laughing too, if I hadn't just wet myself.
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wrote 8 months ago: On the agenda for today’s meeting of Planet Man: life insurance and crazy dance moves. 1) Life … more →
I shall eat feijoas while sleeping on the couch and enjoy every bite.
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wrote 9 months ago: I had a life-altering experience on the weekend. And by that I mean I saw my life flash before my ey … more →
The Helloman.
wrote 9 months ago: What scares you? What causes your eyes to widen, your throat to constrict, your heart to pound? What … more →
I can't go with you standing there dead.
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wrote 9 months ago: Based on my personal experiences, here is a short list of things which may or may not exist: a vampi … more →
Full-contact bar hopping? Not with my ass.
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wrote 9 months ago: There is no need to visit a zoo to see the animals. Viking Woman discovered that fact on the weekend … more →
He who was once immortal, is no more.
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wrote 9 months ago: I was. I was once . . . Younger. Thinner. Optimistic. Fearless. Employed. High school athletics had … more →
When I smell wine, I hear Latin. I do not, however, make grass angels.
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wrote 9 months ago: Maybe it was because the package of paper umbrellas was gathering dust in the pantry. Or because the … more →
