the tall masculine woman
with spiky butch hair
between long drags
from her cigarette
tells me she loves me.
I leave work early.
never in my life… 84 more words
My cat just vomited everywhere and hacked up a giant hairball…. Most disgusting thing I have seen in my life.
I think I’m going to be sick now.
We have never met, you and I, but in some ways, I feel like I know you intimately. Sometime between 11pm and 1am last Saturday, you threw up in my bicycle basket parked just outside the Lass O’Gowrie Hotel in Newcastle. 504 more words
I’m always playing this diabolical game at night called “Fall Asleep While You Can”.
This is my predicament most nights…try to fall asleep before I get hungry…but it’s tough to fall asleep (hello insomnia) so often I will lie there until suddenly I’m hungry and then I have to get up an eat. 212 more words
After purchasing a very overpriced and underwhelming sandwich on Thursday I returned to my office to be made redundant with immediate effect. I can’t blame the sandwich for that but I also cannot help but feel like it could have possible been the straw that broke the Camels back. 702 more words