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Mouse-made pizza and carnivals don't mix.

Weekend lesson #1,439: Don’t ride the swings at a carnival after you’ve just eaten Chuck E. Cheese pizza.

It makes the difference between this:

And this: 29 more words

Bodily Functions

Needing Advise

So recently I met this guy and to be honest he’s absolutely wonderful. He likes all the same music (which is rare because I like the heavy rock stuff), he’s a year older than me and so much more attractive than any of my past (2) boyfriends. 238 more words

Creativity Is A Process Best Served Uniquely

I’m staying home today. Unexpectedly, but I’m home. I drove to work with all intentions of actually working, despite the itch to create something. When I got to work, I worked, had a coffee, worked, blah, blah, blah. 378 more words

Kids

No I'm not a lesbian, why is there vomit on my pants and other musings from a night out in Paris

After my brushes with death whilst exploring the Parisian nightlife I was tentative yet excited about hitting the scene again.

On Friday after work my fellow intern and I decided to visit a bar that my cousin recommended. 550 more words

My Apologies to the bike lady...

Dear Sweet Lady,

You must have been a little frightened when our big van pulled up, everyone in it screaming so loud you heard it from inside your house.   242 more words

Parenting

WHAT'S WORSE THAN LOUSY? Week 1

Week 1

Man oh man, I want to eat greasy cheese so badly!! But my challenge today is to successfully keep an anti-nausea pill down, and then, maybe some pretzels! 311 more words

Life, Death & Diagnoses

Note to world #5

Life tilted sideways, like a fast turn around a sharp corner. It was unnerving and just a little bit exciting : perfect vomit conditions.

Musings