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Is there really such a thing as "too much fun"?

Yes.  Yes there is.

When I would go somewhere as a teenager, my mom would say, “Have fun, but don’t have TOO much fun!”  I was all, “mom, it’s not possible to have TOO much fun!”  I must be getting on in years, because I can see now what “too much fun” is, and it isn’t pretty. 975 more words

Taxi Stories

Star Jones and Yes I'm Serious/Client Stories

I am beyond proud to admit that I had no idea who Star Jones was when it was announced she was getting services at the spa in Trump Tower.  216 more words

Client Stories

Jumping into Walls

Yesterday’s trip to the dog park was notable. PirateGoat pulled all sorts of epic fails and it seemed suitable to mention in the blog.

We started our stroll to the dog park and approached a stone wall that appears to have been a foundation for a building. 329 more words

Funny

Stressed

I’m so stressed I feel I could vomit. I’m trying really hard not to think about it. I’m trying really hard to let go. I don’t know what has changed in the last year, but I can’t seem to take it as well as I used to. 255 more words

A$$hole Parents

I was volunteering in Bean’s classroom today. I do this a few times a week. It’s great to get to know the other kids in her class and see what they do and the different ways they learn. 884 more words

But I looked so cute...Even with vomit all over me!

Being 9 months pregnant, and having to 2 kids already, it’s a lot of work some days to even have enough energy to get out of bed.   470 more words