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Learning To Play Nice

I do not remember how many times I heard my Mom say this to me when I was growing up:  “If you do not have anything nice to say about someone, don’t say anything at all.” 743 more words


Provoked mud slide.

excuse me for this vulgarity,
but i recently used someone’s
face to defecate on.
it was not consensual,
but that’s not my problem.
okay, so they kind of asked for it. 63 more words


'No twerking allowed'; Miley Cyrus concert banned

There will be no ‘twerking” by Miley Cyrus in the Dominican Republic.

Pop music’s notorious bad girl is banned from performing in the Central American country. 24 more words


Nicki Minaj - Anaconda: Buns for Everyone

Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda video has probably inspired so many baby got back jokes and witticisms that it would be pointless for us to try. And believe it or not, when we did try nothing came to mind. 219 more words

The Sauvage

I like my women how I like my meat; tied up and in the fridge.

Cards flew from an array of hands to the table to join the massing pool of poker chips. The scene reeked of dark ale and salted chips. 46 more words


Rest in Peace, Patriot Robin Williams?

Rest in Peace, patriot Robin Williams?

Yesterday we heard the news that Robin Williams had died of an apparent suicide. Today, facebook posts flooded the internet. 331 more words


who the hell am I?

For my first post I figured what the hell- I might as well introduce myself and let yall in on a little bit of my story. 309 more words