The first time I read the name of this nail polish I laughed. How could you not? It sums up pretty much how every waitress like myself feels. 630 more words
13 hours, 37 minutes
...to the least of these...
This past week we celebrated 10 years of marriage.
A marriage that we embarked on, young, energetic, incredibly in love…and ready to change the world. 1,398 more words
14 hours, 22 minutes
Scenes from Last Night:
Me: Hi, how are you? May I bring you something to drink?
Customer: We brought our own fish (why can’t people answer this question? 294 more words
1 day, 10 hours
We’ll get to basic bitch prayer talk later.
For now, it’s more important that I doubled the number of phone #’s I’ve received from guests. TONIGHT😁 that brings the total up to 4, and one guy was wearing blue cat ears! 125 more words
2 days, 2 hours
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3 days, 6 hours
smiles in the sky
Out to Lunch
“Can I get you something to drink, Mr. Randal?” the waitress asked.
“No thanks ma’am,” he said, “I got some juice boxes out in the truck.” 403 more words
3 days, 15 hours
Inadequacy Killed the Cat
Your not better than me just because I’m serving your food.
I’m not less of a human just because I’m cleaning up your mess.
You can’t hit on me… 31 more words
3 days, 20 hours