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Dimensional

When I first got my Vibrator, the sensations were so powerful. It was vibrant, full colour and the orgasms were like ecstatic cataclysms that completely took me out of this world and into this state of heightened bliss. 443 more words

You Can Now Have Sex With Your Ipad

By Kieran Webber

For some reason you can now put a Fleshlight on your Ipad. The new Fleshlight Launchpad which comes out this week means a new way to wank yourself off to a loved one or to some filthy porn. 233 more words

News

Inconvenience

Thanks to my knee, it looks like I won’t be having any fun for a while since I will probably have my period by the time it is healed enough for me to engage in any sort of strenuous activity. 171 more words

Oh M-fuck-G!

I have experienced a range of different kinds of orgasms. Clitoral, vaginal, big, small, long, short, messy, multiple and combinations of the above.
The last few months have been especially enlightening. 160 more words

I fancy a bite...how about Italian?

Last night the Uruguayan player Luis Suarez decided to bite one of the Italian players, Giorgio Chiellini, on the shoulder during a fully televised world cup game in a sold out 45,000 seat capacity stadium. 16 more words

Humour

The Davey Thing - Episode One (Defending Martin, The Hardy Boyz, Martin's a Prick)

Martin Smith (aka the fuckin boss) – Puttin this up cause its funny, but he also attempts to assassinate my character on numerous occasions and I will not be fucking standing for that, so I’ll be addressing the various bits of this which attack me, in wee bits I’ll put in italics for funsies. 1,078 more words

The Davey Thing

‘D8ted’ #5

Next part of an hilarious webcomic, for the 2.0 generation!1!
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Bits