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Groan pains.

Because I somehow haven’t done this before, I’m gonna spend the next 30 minutes writing haiku. Is haiku the plural of haiku? You’re damned right it is. 183 more words

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Has trying to make "radical" happen become a radical action yet?

I’m pretty big on the whole self-love movement. I’m not talking about masturbation here (which is great, I’m just not talking about it right now. Give me 5 minutes), but taking time to recognise the things about yourself and appreciating them. 666 more words

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White'splaining: "Heritage"

“[…] Natsilane.” Elisa Maza, addressing Nick

Written by: Adam Gilad

Original Air Date: November 27, 1995

Introduces: Nick, a.k.a. Natsilane; Grandmother; Raven

Timeline placement: 6,219 more words

Re-review

The only objectification I can get behind.

I have a habit of personifying objects. It’s not intentional, but along the timeline of my development, I discovered it made me care tons more about things if I ascribed them human traits. 616 more words

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Have I made a Listomania pun yet? Seems like as good excuse to double down.

You know, I haven’t made a playlist in a while. One of my co-workers does them. It’s a pretty cool regular treat, really. He’ll announce a theme every 2 weeks and have people send him their song suggestions. 414 more words

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Who doesn't want to be more than the sum of their parts?

I had a chuckle. Just one. A singular ha, really. It was more reminiscent of a snort, but of a cordial nature. So it goes. My mum saw my post considering polyamory and gave me her guidance: “This polyamorous stuff sounds like a crock of shit to me.” Just so we get the mood right here, I think this is funny. 569 more words

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Heading in the wronged erection.

Okay peeps, tonight’s topic is the peen. Pen15, dong, schlong walla walla bing bong. Dicks yo, dicks everywhere. What spurred this decision? Well I was scoping out Reddit and found a thread about some 20 year old kid wanting to get a circumcision. 778 more words

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