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Freshly baked cookies to anyone who counts the number of travel metaphors I've made during this project.

Whenever I sit here looking at a blank page, hamstrung by intense procrastination, I think myself fortunate. Fortunate because any time the notion of writer’s block comes up, I know I can always just ramble about having writer’s block, which eventually negates it. 483 more words

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I need to close my eyes before I start seeing things.

Sorry guys, but I’m in one of those must write, must sleep robotic style moods. Do you hear the softly babbling brook? Because I think we’re in for a stream of consciousness. 616 more words

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Well that was concise.

I don’t really have anything to talk about tonight.

Rather than just end it there, I thought I’d find some gimmicky pretense to keep things active. 872 more words

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I think I now have as many sex toys as I do pairs of shoes.

The other day someone told me I’d be doing porn before I knew it. If I somehow end up working in the pornography industry, let this post be that bolt of recognition. 833 more words

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All this illness is gonna land me straight into a coffin fit.

I’m tired of being sick. Again. I feel like my time here so far has been underscored by the tune of a certain malady. I’m becoming fluent in illness, an ever-present cough or sneeze punctuating my speech like gunshot. 672 more words

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Cue next week, when I try to scribe the story of the pokérap.

I don’t know what possessed me to write a rap about one of New Zealand’s most iconic children’s books, but something did. If I get bored maybe I’ll try to record it. 445 more words


Aside from "south" are there rhymes for "mouth"?

Words on a page, words on a page, what I need right now are words on a page
Most words will suffice, whether cage, gauge or sage… 400 more words

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