i got a big bag o’ SHROOMZ a spaceship & a Wookie! go to the school of hard knocks but tonight i’m playin hooky. cause that’s the way you do It don’t jump the turnstile i w… more →
open container speedWayMike E wrote 9 months ago: i got a big bag o’ SHROOMZ a spaceship & a Wookie! go to the school of hard knocks but ton … more →
Mike E wrote 1 year ago: I believe I would surely have killed myself, perhaps long ago, without all those illegal drugs to ch … more →
Mike E wrote 1 year ago: We all got one. We must; it is compulsory. Question is what’s ours? Yours? Mine? You can trust … more →
Mike E wrote 2 years ago: It was a moment of great hilarity. “John?” the kid Bobby asked. John was my organic chem … more →
Mike E wrote 2 years ago: One time we all ate Alien Turdz. Up on Spaceout Mountain. There were like 10 of us. It was a springt … more →
Mike E wrote 2 years ago: I dosed up some acid one night last summer. I was in Brooklyn. Funny story that goes along with it: … more →
Mike E wrote 2 years ago: I have a long & storied history with the gambled dollar. So know you know. There exists an adage … more →
Mike E wrote 2 years ago: Yeah, you. Your Mom’s so fat her ass fell off. Ha ha! … more →
Mike E wrote 2 years ago: Tonight I took just enough pills to cause me to hit the drive-through at Wendy’s. Order for Ab … more →
Mike E wrote 2 years ago: We were somewhere near PLUTO when the drugs Began to take hold Feelin fine x-tremely sharp like we c … more →
Mike E wrote 2 years ago: I have a friend. speedWay readers know her by the moniker Absynth Eve. My friends in Vermont know wh … more →
Mike E wrote 2 years ago: Some static started In the pool hall Hit A motherfucker’s FACE Wit’ D Q Ball! Then I met this girl s … more →
Mike E wrote 2 years ago: When I see one I know it — and this is a Very Good Bet: America will soon experience an absolu … more →
Mike E wrote 2 years ago: I got a big bag of Shroomz A spaceship & a Wookie! Go to the school a’ Hard Knocks but Ton … more →
Mike E wrote 2 years ago: You know what never ceases to amaze me? The kind of gigantically dumb questions cops ask. Like the o … more →
Mike E wrote 2 years ago: Want PBR. Got ATP. Good 2 GO!! When I want beer and my hand successfully grasps the Pabst Blue Ribbo … more →
Mike E wrote 2 years ago: I went to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame once. Because it was there. In Cleavland. And so was I … more →
Mike E wrote 2 years ago: Walking down the street today in downtown Brattleboro. Slightly modified: ie half jacked at 2 in the … more →
Mike E wrote 2 years ago: Fact: Without illegal drugs, my life, up till & including tonight, would have sucked toast. Way … more →